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Heya! Hope you guys are doing well around here. Doctors are very happy about my progress so far, but there are still things to take care of, so I'll be in for a few more weeks. Time to tell you all the truth, I guess.
When I slapped that petty Guan with that frozen fesh I had, this lead to a complicated fesh-Gaun-genetics-stuff reaction which had that weirdo release pollen-like sperm from all over his body. I inhaled some of that, and became pregnant.
I am about to go into labour within the next weeks, but doctors still can't tell via medical supersonic what kind of cubic Nissan I will bring into this world.
Now you know the truth! Take care and until next time!