Re: Founding a Nation
Interesting, however I do have a question. Will there be Universally Free Healthcare provided in this fledgling nation? I feel it's appropriate considering many of the citizens (and dare I even say cabinet members) tend to engage in some rather risque forms of entertainment.
The plan should cover but not be limited to: rope burns, candle wax burns, whelps, orifice tearing, loose bowels, eye infections, urinary tract infections, orifice blockage, pregnancy counseling, sprained ankles, fruit related incidents, heart attacks, latex allergies, rashes, cuts, scrapes, bruises, general boo boos, and super deluxe hyper nymphomania syndrome. Also free cookies when donating any bodily fluid.