Re: New Age Introduction Thread
Well, I figured with me being gone for a while, I'd introduce myself to the new faces.
Name: Simen
Screenname / Nicknames: WonderBoy, WonderLip, Reynolds, ReyVon, VonRey, Alfamale, Cabacaboom, and many, many others.
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Norway
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair length: Usually somewhere between Leo in Blood Diamond and the standard surferdude look.
Breasts: Not as chiseled as I would like them to be.
Glasses: Only when it’s very bright outside.
Features: Can save 100 songs completely and about 10.000 songs partially. Comes with no volume control. Can play guitar, Easy to clean.
Height: 187+
~ Ideal appearance ~
Eye color: As is
Hair color: As is
Hair length: Changes.
Ears: Maybe a little more symmetrical.
Breasts: More chiseled!
Tail: Ooooh yes please!
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Nah, but to be able to transform between genders at will would be fucking awesome!
Glasses: No way.
Features: More muscles!
Height: I like being able to find clothes my size
Cyclops: Meh, I like juggling.
Skin: Yeah, otherwise it’s just disgusting.
~ Personality ~
Zodiac: Taurus
My Fears: People around me getting hurt, letting people down.
Common Utterances: Bow chicka bow wow,
Is the glass half full, or half empty: How could you have half of nothing?
Bad Habits: Biting my nails, being too nice… (No, trust me, it’s a bad habit. )
3 Things I Dislike:
1) Willful ignorance.
2) Lack of empathy.
3) When my mother and stepfather are messing up two of my siblings with bad parenting and I can’t stop it.
~ Favorites ~
Manga artist: Don’t know, don’t care.
Other manga of interest: See above.
Video game series: HALO! <3
TV Show: Burn notice, House,
Anime: Hellsing, Darker than black, Read or Die,
Webcomic: Dr. Mc Ninja, Least I could do, Xkcd, Questionable content,
Drink: Yes… Irish Coffee and Gin Tonics might be my faves.
Shoe: White in summer or combat boots.
Hat: Only when it’s cold.
Color: YAY! COLOURS!
Music Genre: Anything.
Internet Meme: I end up hating all internet memes after a given amount of time. This time is usually determined by how long it takes the everyday moron to understand and start misusing the meme.
Do I...
Smoke: Only the occasional cigar.
Swear: Only when I deem it necessary.
Flip out and kill people: Only when I deem it necessary.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes, both. Oddly enough I play the former better than the latter.
Knit scarves for orphans: No-one notices when the orphans disappear.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Nope, I collect stuffed orphans.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Nope.
Have furry leanings?: I’ve found some furry/anthro (depending on where you draw the line.) that was sexy, end I therefore consider myself furry-curious.
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?: Yes
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yes
Other Stuff
I’m that annoying guy that everyone knows, and that walks the halls Monday morning, singing.
Reason for joining:
I was here… A long, long time ago. Before this place ever existed. I found he who the young ones don’t remember through that feisty redhead, that the younglings should know so much better. I was here with the rise and fall of our first sanctuary… And the rise and fall of our second… I have gone by many names, but I have known this community and its predecessors for nearly half my life.
I have come back to you my dear ULMF, for the time being.
