Introduction Thread

[Ardnakandra]

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Name: Sandra
Screenname / Nicknames: Ardnakandra
Age: Thirty-ish
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: New Zealand

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red
Hair length: Long enough to cover my face
Breasts: Two
Glasses: Highball, for drinking whiskey from.
Features: Scars as far as the eye can see.
Height: 6'2"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: I dunno. Green's nice. Maybe yellow?
Hair color: None
Hair length: None
Ears: None
Breasts: Nice medium set
Tail: Long, strong and stiff
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: *Blushes* Yes please
Glasses: Nope
Features: Anthro/Were-raptoress
Height: A bit over seven feet tall
Cyclops: No thanks?
Skin: Hide, nice and tough, but flexiable

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Don't believe in that
My Fears: Nurses. o.o Big time
Common Utterances: Waffles? Where?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It boiled over, so it's empty now
Bad Habits: Cutting, trying to kill myself, molesting my younger adopted sister

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Nurses
2) Silent Hill series (it has nurses)
3) Being in hospitals

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Masamune Shirow I suppose. Only manga artist I've read
Other manga of interest: GITS, Dominion
Video game series: Ace Combat, Drakengard, Deus Ex
TV Show: TV? *Blinks*
Anime: Not sure
Webcomic: Goblins, Schlock Mercinary, OOTS
Drink: Whiskey and cola
Shoe: Favourite shoe? You're kidding, right?
Hat: Anything that covers my face
Color: Fire red. *Snerks*
Music Genre: 80's
Internet Meme: The only good meme is one I haven't heard of yet

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Fuck no
Flip out and kill people: Only on BvS
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: No, but I do knit nooses for them
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Yes, and add various... bits
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Huh-buh-uh-wha?
Have furry leanings?: Yes, though I don't call myself a furry

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Enough to know that I -will- die someday
Should Marty have gone back to it?: As long as the future still had waffles

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Tentacles, duhhh!
Other random trivia: I look like the bastard daughter of Freddy Kruger and Sadako from The Ring.

 

[Copper]

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No one can see down my shirt!

Unless they're rummaging through my drawers!

Too easy. Not going there.

And, welcome Sandra. Hope you enjoy your stay.

 

[Ranger Princess]

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Hi Sandra. Welcome to ULMF. Hope you like it.

I've never been more happy that I'm not a nurse than right now.

 

[Nunu]

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my dads from new zealand. do you have the southern island accent?

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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A six foot two inch tall woman? Oh my oh my...

Welcome to the forums dear.

 

[Cochise]

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Name: Max
Screenname / Nicknames: Cochise
Age: Barely outta my twenties
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Peru

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short
Breasts: 3 nipples
Glasses: No
Features: 2 legs 2 arms 2 ears 2 eyes
Height: 5'11"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Meh
Hair color: Meh
Hair length: Meh
Ears: Less pointy
Breasts: Guess it would be fun
Tail: Like a stegosaurus
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Huh?
Glasses: No
Features: Additional storage space
Height: 20 feet
Cyclops: No
Skin: Metal

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: It wasn't me
My Fears: Being afraid
Common Utterances: God damn
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Both
Bad Habits: Is always being right a bad habit? No it isn't.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Posers
2) Fake people
3) Cheesy, nicey-nicey crap

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Yoshikawa Miki, Nishimori Hiroyuki
Other manga of interest: Yanki-kun, Ocha Nigosu
Video game series: All the good ones
TV Show: Top Gear, Graham Norton
Anime: Bakemonogatari, hoping for more Vampire Bund
Webcomic: Oglaf
Drink: Vanilla coke
Shoe: The hell does this mean
Hat: Never liked them
Color: Green
Music Genre: Power metal
Internet Meme: Aware of them, but they're not my bag

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Only when appropriate
Flip out and kill people: Potentially
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Not really, just Myth Cloths
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No
Have furry leanings?: No

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Guess so

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Coincidence
Other random trivia: Not much

 

[Ranger Princess]

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3 Things I Dislike:
3) Cheesy, nicey-nicey crap

Grrrr... you're not welcome here nipple boy. .....just kidding

 

[Cappy]

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Bad Habits: Is always being right a bad habit? No it isn't.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Posers
2) Fake people
3) Cheesy

-10 points for using the word "Poser" in any shape or form.

Another -10 points for putting the same thing in different wording up there twice.

-20 points for having the word "Cheesy" in your dislikes section, cheese is one of the best flavours, whether it's jokes, snacks, or even condoms(True Story).

+20 points for putting arrogance up as your bad habit. It happens to us all some times.

 

[SirOni]

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3 Things I Dislike:
3) Cheesy, nicey-nicey crap

You're going to absolutely love some of the fuckers around here then.

 

[DarkFire1004]

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You're going to absolutely love some of the fuckers around here then.

*Glomp*

 

[SirOni]

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*Glomp*

I will end you.

 

[Hentaispider]

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I will end you.

We love you too!

 

[Aztlan]

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Well welcome to the forum cochise. Also get used to the people or you won't last.

 

[SirOni]

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Or do what I do and throw insults at the fuckass's that piss you off.

 

[Nunu]

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Or do what I do and throw insults at the fuckass's that piss you off.

awww he's so cuddly, *snuggles*

 

[karankothari]

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hi... how do i use facegen in team 17 3d villa??

 

[Guan Yu]

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I can already see the incoming ONI RAGE...

 

[ToxicShock]

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hi... how do i use facegen in team 17 3d villa??

By posting in the right section. You mean klub 17? First off, the game fucking sucks. Secondly, it's hentai so it would be in the hentai section. Third, we have a sticky for it, so if you used the search function, you would have actually found it. The fact that you didn't try to look for the thread makes me feel that even if you did know where the thread was, you wouldn't have read it at all in case your question was already answered, which means you're not only ignorant, but lazy too.

In no way does your posting here inconvenience me, but just because you did, I hope you don't get your question answered.

 

[Copper]

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I can already see the incoming ONI RAGE...

I love how your avatar looks like she's about three seconds from a facepalm, too. Really makes the post.

 

[lokicaprion]

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Alright, then! I shall take my crack at this!

Name: Jason. That's boring, I know.
Screenname / Nicknames: Professor Loki Caprion
Age: Over thirty. Get off my lawn.
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brownish-red
Hair Color: None; I beat genetics to the punch and shaved it all off.
Hair length: Non-existent!
Breasts: Um... no?
Glasses: No; just a monocle.
Features: A goatee. An EVIL GOATEE!!!
Height: 6'0"


~ Ideal appearance ~
(I'm assuming these are things we look for in others? If I did this wrong, I'm quite sorry!)

Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Black
Hair length: Longish
Ears: Elven
Breasts: Smallish
Tail: No thanks
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Yes, in case we were to find some unsuspecting waif...
Glasses: Very, very yes.
Features: Wings? I do like wings.
Height: 5'4"
Cyclops: Of course not; he's my least favourite X-man.
Skin: Alabaster

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Virgo
My Fears: Heights... and the dark...
Common Utterances: Holy shitsnacks!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Where's that damn waitress?
Bad Habits: Road rage. Severe road rage.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Spicy food
2) Scary Movies
3) Toll booths

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Koshi Rikdo, Ken Akamatsu
Other manga of interest: Baccano!
Video game series: Rock Band, Dance Central, DDR, LotRO, Rift, Mortal Kombat
TV Show: Glee, Family Guy, Deadliest Warrior
Anime: Baccano, Love Hina, El-Hazard, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Jubei-Chan the Ninja Girl
Webcomic: My own!
Drink: Pepsi Max
Shoe: I... typically wear two...
Hat: Top hat! Go steampunk!
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Eclectic
Band or Bands: The Fratellis, They Might Be Giants
Internet Meme: Anything related to "The Room."

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Constantly
Flip out and kill people: No, and you can't prove I do!
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes to both, but poorly.
Knit scarves for orphans: I can't even knit!
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I... no.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Certainly not!
Have furry leanings?: This sounds like some sort of pet furniture... but no.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Sometimes.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Only when he was in the past; when in the future, he couldn't have gone "back" to it!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I just stumbled upon you all and you seemed a fine bunch.
Other random trivia: Polar bear livers contain a deadly dosage of vitamin A.