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Copper

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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Welcome, Noseman. Think you're the first member that's ever actually admitting to "accidentally" joining the form, that I can recall anyway *laughs* Do enjoy your stay. Plenty to see.
 
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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

lookout copper, its a ruse!

he's not a noseman at all... He's a Norse Man!
 

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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Well, if he's really a he, then he's definitely got a horn, he should use a helmet, but the horny helmet is likely optional.
 

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Historically inaccurate viking helmets get all the bitches. True story.
 

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Name: Micky
Screenname / Nicknames: JudasRising/JR/Micky
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: England

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Short, gelled
Breasts: No
Glasses: Yes
Features: Elf like ears (pointy, not large)
Height: 6ft


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green
Hair color: Same
Hair length: Long and dreaded (I used to have this)
Ears: Same
Breasts: I think I'd play with them too much, so no :(
Tail: Already have one :D
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Possibly
Glasses: Sunglasses? Maybe.
Features: Long beard, also used to have one
Height: Same
Cyclops: No
Skin: Same

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Pisces
My Fears: Spiders
Common Utterances: Mainly swearing
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Always half full, unless I've drank it.
Bad Habits: Drifting off

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Retro
2) Reality TV
3) Christian Bale

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: N/A
Other manga of interest: N/A
Video game series: Too many to name
TV Show: Stargate SG-1
Anime: N/A
Webcomic: N/A
Books: Lord of the Rings
Drink: Guinness
Shoe: Biker boots
Hat: Beanie
Color: Green
Music Genre: Couldn't sum it up with just one genre so I'll just list some bands - Iron Maiden, The Wildhearts, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath (Dio-era), R.E.M., Manic Street Preachers, Amon Amarth, Immortal, Dio
Internet Meme: Couldn't name just one

Do I...

Smoke: Quit, 2 months ago
Swear: Too Much
Flip out and kill people: Only on full moons
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Not or a long time
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Eddie bobblehead
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No.
Have furry leanings?: Maybe
Look like a celebrity?: I have been told that I look like Zachary Quinto when my hair isn't long.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Only when drunk.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: I've seen enough sci-fi to kow that it's never a good idea!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Wanted to download something a while ago, I have since lost the email and username, so made this.
Other random trivia: Never eat yellow snow
 

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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Welcome to the forum Judas (that felt kinda awkward even though I'm not a Christian).

You look like Sylar?? That's interesting. ^_^ And I don't know much about Christian Bale, but I didn't like that dragon movie...

Anyway, hope you enjoy your stay.

and..
 

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I’ve been debating doing this for a while, and now I finally did, most of a year late and way too many dollars short.

Name: I’d prefer not to say.
Screenname / Nicknames: Way too many screennames to name, which is kind of the point. But I suppose my nickname would be Tiffanyan.
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Dat USA
Occupation: Student, if you count that.

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: It once was blonde, but now it’s some horrible color between blonde and brown that looks more like dirt than anything.
Hair length: Quite short.
Breasts: Not really.
Glasses: Yes.
Features: I don’t really have any, besides being generally horrifying to look at.
Height: 5’3 or thereabouts.
Weight: Something like 120 pounds.


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Blue
Hair color: No real preference besides “a natural color that is not this color.”
Hair length: Probably about shoulder-length
Ears: Normal human ears are fine with me.
Breasts: Eh… Might be nice to have some. Probably small.
Tail: Might also be cool to have a nice prehensile tail. Preferably slightly fluffy. Though I might spend too much time petting it sometimes of that were the case.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Would be interesting to add a little more variety to things, so sure.
Glasses: I rather like wearing glasses, so sure.
Features: A little less horrifyingly ugly, if you please.
Height: About where I am, maybe a little shorter.
Cyclops: Nah.
Skin: I don’t mind my normal skin.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: I am a fish.
My Fears: Basically everything. Spiders dropping on my head is a prominent one. Driving. Flying. Being around lots of people I don’t know. Dark places where there are only a few people.
Common Utterances: “Fuck,” “I don’t understand,” “…get out.”
Is the glass half full, or half empty: That depends. If it was full, and I have been drinking from it, it is half empty. If it was empty, and I am filling it, it is half full. If I do not know which is the case, then I don’t care enough to distinguish, because it isn’t my glass.
Bad Habits: Spending too much time here instead of actually doing things, being an asshole, being lazy, that thing where I don’t have a conversation with a real human being for a week at a time, etc.
Sexual Leanings: Hetero, though I’m a little more open to other possibilities in writing.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Winter rain. Just snow if it’s going to be cold, dammit.
2) That awkward feeling when people talk to me and I don’t know what to say so I don’t say anything.
3) Being engaged in drama/conflict.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: I don’t really read any manga.
Other manga of interest: See above.
Video game series: Uh… That’s hard to say. Fire Emblem and Paper Mario are good shit.
TV Show: I don’t watch TV as anything but background noise.
Anime: Uhh… Impossible to say, really. Clannad is close, I guess.
Webcomic: Megatokyo is really the only one I’ve ever read.
Drink: Vanilla Coke, I guess.
Shoe: Don’t really give a shit.
Hat: Don’t wear hats.
Color: Blue? Maybe Gray? Don't have a strong preference.
Music Genre: Don’t really listen to music.
Food: Probably pasta, preferably with alfredo sauce.
Internet Meme: There are so many good ones, though. I can’t decide.

Do I...

Smoke: Nope.
Swear: Uh… every third word, unfortunately.
Flip out and kill people: Nah. It’s hard to actually make me mad.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I used to, very badly.
Knit scarves for orphans: Nah. I crochet things for myself sometimes, though.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Kind of. I have a number of stuffed animals, mostly that other people have given to me over the years. Half of which were gag gifts, come to think of it.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Yeah, I pretty much am one.
Have furry leanings?: I don’t mind furry.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Nah.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: I’m afraid I don’t get the reference beyond knowing that you're talking about something that people call "Back to the Future."

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Well, I lurked for forever, and then I saw Tenta’s LWR PbP interest check and thought I might like to try it, despite my lack of writing ability and my never having been involved in anything similar. Luckily bitbot restarted the EGG almost as soon as I joined, and I got involved in that.
Other random trivia: I can’t think of anything to put here.

Notes: Same here.
 

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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Welcome to the forum Judas (that felt kinda awkward even though I'm not a Christian).

You look like Sylar?? That's interesting. ^_^ And I don't know much about Christian Bale, but I didn't like that dragon movie...

Anyway, hope you enjoy your stay.

and..
Have had a fair few Christians taking snipes at me due to them not knowing it's a Judas Priest song.
 

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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Have had a fair few Christians taking snipes at me due to them not knowing it's a Judas Priest song.
Any good Christian leads by example, not by enraged ranting and lectures.

Which is why I never did make a very good Christian myself, I like enraged ranting, AND handing out lectures.
 

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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name: <bleep>
Screenname / Nicknames: hamiru
Age: 26
Gender: Male, wait lemme check first
Current Country of Residence: SEA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short
Breasts: uhh....
Glasses: Yes
Features: Big bones
Height: 5'9"


~ Ideal appearance ~



~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Aquarius
My Fears: A hamburger without cheese
Common Utterances: Okay
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full. Because I snorted orange juice
Bad Habits: kicking ninjas out of my yard

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Being measured by a tailor
2) Video games that require you to walk around aimlessly
3) ....Christian Bale?

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Inoue Kazurou
Other manga of interest: Yuria 100 Shiki
Video game series: Tomb Raider, Grand Theft Auto, Need For Speed, Resident Evil, The Sims, Final Fantasy (stopped at VIII since I don't own a PS3)
TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway
Anime: Slayers
Webcomic: none
Drink: Iced Tea
Shoe: Anything comfortable
Hat: none
Color: Purple
Music Genre: Pop
Internet Meme: Forever Alone

Do I...

Smoke: nope
Swear: A lot
Flip out and kill people: In video games
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: nope
Knit scarves for orphans: can't say I have
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Figurines :3
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Don't think I have
Have furry leanings?: Not yet

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: If I have, I would probably reside in Alcatraz hiding from FBI. Oh wai-
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? It doesn't matter. He still can't keep his nose out of other people's business anyway

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Was lurking around for Shinobi Girl while getting hypnotized by this image popped out of nowhere
The next thing I knew, I was signed up to this forum
Other random trivia: Cheeeeese

Notes: What's for dinner?
 

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3 Things I Dislike:
2) Video games that require you to walk around aimlessly

~ Favorites ~

Video game series: Tomb Raider, Grand Theft Auto, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy (stopped at VIII since I don't own a PS3)
Are you a masochist? :confused: Don't worry it's okay; everyone is welcome here. Hope you enjoy your stay.
 

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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name: Virile
Screenname / Nicknames: Dotluigi, Eikre
Age: 24
Current Country of Residence: Canada

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown
Hair length:Went from long to short
Glasses: Once a month only
Height: 5'5
~ Ideal appearance ~

Breasts: B+
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Yay


~ Personality ~

Zodiac: tauros
My Fears: Failure
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: The glass is already finished
Bad Habits:

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Lying to yourself
2) Initiation of Force
3) Lack of porn

~ Favorites ~


Video game series: Megaman
TV Show: House
Anime: fate stay Night, naruto, Bleach, Gundam, various others...
Webcomic: CaD
Drink: iced tea, Ceaser
Hat: Fedora
Music Genre: Piano Classic, rock

Do I...
Smoke: No
Swear: No
Flip out and kill people: In games
Play Piano: yes
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No
Have furry leanings?: No

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yes, not magically. Just logically


Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Porn hurr Hurr
Other random trivia: Peace Yo
 

Aztlan

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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Welcome to the forum Virile
 

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Name: Cliff
Screenname / Nicknames: Malefique
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Romania

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Light Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Pretty long ...
Breasts: Yes, I do enjoy breasts very much, thank you!
Glasses: Reading glasses
Features: Standard
Height: 5.8 ft


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Same
Hair color: Same
Hair length: Anything but bald
Ears: Human
Breasts: Better in front of me than a part of me ...
Tail: No.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Something to think about for sure ...
Glasses: No more!
Features: Don't even get me started ...
Height: At least 6 feet
Cyclops: -
Skin: Standard

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: Madness
Common Utterances: Live for today, gone tomorrow ...
Is the glass half full, or half empty: There is no glass ...
Bad Habits: Smoking

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Stupidity
2) Manipulative media
3) All "artists" endorsed by Disney Corporation

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist:
Other manga of interest:
Video game series: The Elder Scrolls, The Sims etc etc etc
TV Show: House MD
Anime:
Webcomic:
Drink: Coke
Shoe: Boots
Hat: None
Color: Black
Music Genre: Progressive/Death/Black/Heavy Metal, Classical, Jazz, 60's psychedelic rock and the list goes on ...
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke: Yes
Swear: Hell yeah
Flip out and kill people: I flip out in reality and kill people in video games ...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes, bass guitar
Knit scarves for orphans: If I knew how I would!
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I used to collect bottle caps and stamps many many years ago, but that's it ...
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I have no idea what that is ...
Have furry leanings?: I ... don't know ...

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No, but the way things are going now, I bet it's going to suck ... :/
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West?
Poor Marty would have been better off if he just stayed home in the first place ...

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I enjoy TK 17's Sex Villa and I noticed some interesting things about it here ... yes, I came for the downloads ... xD
Other random trivia: B flat tuning kicks ass!
 
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Ranger Princess

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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Romania? Wow! I hope to be in Bucharest or Cluj sometime in the next 3 years.. Long story. Anyway, welcome to the forums. Happy downloading.
 

Malefique

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Romania? Wow! I hope to be in Bucharest or Cluj sometime in the next 3 years.. Long story. Anyway, welcome to the forums. Happy downloading.
I hope to be far away from Romania in the next 3 years, myself ... xD Though, I would highly suggest Cluj rather than Bucharest for ANY endeavor ... And thanks for the welcome! :)
 

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Yes... Welcome, I guess, to ULMF lolz(can't be bothered to write your entire name since it has numbers in it. Everyone will just call you Lolz anyways)

To be honest you sound like a regular everyday normal guy. At least in this forum. If your thought you were pretty weird in your local friend gang or whatever, no need to worry: We have plenty of people weirder than you by far. But, welcome anyways :D
 

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Name: Cirno
Screenname / Nicknames: Baka, ⑨
Age: >60
Gender: Mal...err... Female
Current Country of Residence: Gensokyo

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color:
Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short
Breasts: Yes please
Glasses: The strongest!!!
Features: Usually health looking to sickly thin - depending on motivation. Currently becoming fat D:
Height: 5'10"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green
Hair color: Green
Hair length: Long
Ears: Sensitive
Breasts: Yes please!
Tail: If it makes you feel good.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: If makes you feel good. Just don't J-J-J-Jam it in if with male. If you really want, I can use my hands. Too much info?
Glasses: If it makes you feel good?
Features: Sensitive and loyal. Kind and caring. Crazy in the sack.
Height: Shorter if female, taller if male.
Cyclops: If it makes you feel good!!!???!??
Skin: Dark elf skin please.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpio
My Fears: Unemployment
Common Utterances: Aya, Namu (It's OK - I'm Asian).
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Right now there is no glass. Only suffering and delusion ;_; But usually half full.
Bad Habits: Depression, procrastination, biting off more then I can chew.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Mean people
2) Ignorance
3) Herd instinct/Large groups in general

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Ehh.....
Other manga of interest: Bokurano, Gamaran, World God Only Knows... I can go on and on...
Video game series: Chrono Trigger will always be my first and only true <3
TV Show: Dexter
Anime: Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
Webcomic: 8-bit theater
Drink: Yogurt
Shoe: Tennis
Hat: Visor
Color: Green
Music Genre: Anything good
Internet Meme: A cat is fine too

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: No
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Not well
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No, though I like to force them onto others.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one? Yes and proud of it :D
Have furry leanings? err... If it makes you feel good :)

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it? Only if someone asks me to.
Should Marty have gone back to it? No, he should let me.
You mean from the Old West? I'm lost here.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Catue and randomness
Other random trivia: Job performance != Job security. Somehow, there's usually an inverse correlation.
 
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