Re: New Age Introduction Thread
Name: Lip
Screenname / Nicknames: lipster
Age: mid-30s
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: US
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Color: White, except the colored part
Hair Color: is bald a color?
Hair length: on my head?
Breasts: I love em!
Glasses: wine and beer are the only goggles I need
Features: Smart Ass
Height: I'm taller than a 5th grader
~ Ideal appearance ~
Eye color: blue
Hair color: Red
Hair length: shoulder
Ears: both are preferable (but not required)
Breasts: bigger than mine!
Tail: I'd have to be pretty drunk
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: I'd have to be even drunker
Glasses: the worse her vision, the better my chances
Features: willing and able
Height: over 5'4"
Cyclops: How much money does she have?
Skin: It would be nice if she had some! lol
~ Personality ~
Zodiac: Bad Moon Rising
My Fears: I never realized this before, but I think I'm afraid of Cyclops hermaphrodites with retractable Futa parts and tails
Common Utterances: Son of a Hokie
3 Things I Dislike:
1) Answering questions about myself!

2) Strangers talking to me in the grocery store
3) USC, Ohio State, and Michigan
~ Favorites ~
Manga artist: What he said ^ "huh?"
Other manga of interest: What he said ^ "huh?"
Video game series: NCAA College Football
TV Show: Two and a Half Men
Anime: Never really got into it
Webcomic: Not really
Drink: once or twice a year
Shoe: Adidas
Hat: Baseball cap
Color: blue
Music Genre: anything (but must be drunk to enjoy country)
Internet Meme: Oh, I'm interested in me! lol
SPORT: Football (and not that funny stuff with the round ball either) LOL
Do I...
Smoke: Used to ... chewing tobacco now
Swear: Damn straight
Flip out and kill people: Haha ... flip out, yes ... kill people ... nope
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: nope
Knit scarves for orphans: hahaha ... can't say I do
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I bought a sock puppet for my kid yesterday, does that count?
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I'm gonna take a guess and say no
Have furry leanings?: I'm pretty hairy ... but can't say I lean that way! lol
Practice some sport?: is channel flipping a sport?
Have no clue what several of these questions are talking about? Yes!
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?: Only when I'm drunk
Would you like to see into it? Only the good things
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: been following a couple of your threads and thought I might like to chime in and add some wit and humor ... holy crap, is that the end I see (told you I couldn't see into the future)~