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Joke thread!
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Here you go. Warning: Combines all three.
Also this...
How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Here you go. Warning: Combines all three.
Three gay men are sitting in a hot tub. Suddenly a large pile of semen and shit bubbles to the surface. One of them looks around and asks, "Alright, who farted!?"
How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Fill her cunt with shit.
Oh wait, there's no farting in this one. Sorry.
Oh wait, there's no farting in this one. Sorry.
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Re: Joke thread!
What happens when you turn into an apple?
An application.
What did the robot say about the pizza?
Nothing. Robots can't eat.
Why did the crow cross the road?
To show the chicken it can be done.
What's a good way to avoid a tentacle ravaging?
Mention sushi.
Why did the chef undercook the customer's steak?
He said he wanted it..... well, done.
What do you call a woman mailcarrier?
Femailman
What did the buckles say to the crotch rope?
You're so uptight. (Yes, a bondage joke.)
What happens when you turn into an apple?
An application.
What did the robot say about the pizza?
Nothing. Robots can't eat.
Why did the crow cross the road?
To show the chicken it can be done.
What's a good way to avoid a tentacle ravaging?
Mention sushi.
Why did the chef undercook the customer's steak?
He said he wanted it..... well, done.
What do you call a woman mailcarrier?
Femailman
What did the buckles say to the crotch rope?
You're so uptight. (Yes, a bondage joke.)
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fullmetal
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Re: Joke thread!
Haha! My specialty, bad jokes! (Some of them are funny though)
Just a small taste for what will come in the near future:
A man enters in a café and 'choff'.
This one is a classic, but only a handful of people ever got this joke, so if you got it at your first try, then sir/lady, I lower my non-existent hat at you
I can't say any more for now, but don't despair! I'll come back another time to tell some more of the greatest and shortest, yet funniest jokes you'll hear in a while.
I'll take my leave then! *jumps on a giant slime hawk and flies away towards the horizon* (I love doing this )
Haha! My specialty, bad jokes! (Some of them are funny though)
Just a small taste for what will come in the near future:
A man enters in a café and 'choff'.
This one is a classic, but only a handful of people ever got this joke, so if you got it at your first try, then sir/lady, I lower my non-existent hat at you
I can't say any more for now, but don't despair! I'll come back another time to tell some more of the greatest and shortest, yet funniest jokes you'll hear in a while.
I'll take my leave then! *jumps on a giant slime hawk and flies away towards the horizon* (I love doing this
)
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Wow I forgot that I even posted in this thread. Analways, here we go:
Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
Went to the Pizzeria.
Came back with Gonorrhea.
And who is this from? Let's see if someone's able to answer that.
Wow I forgot that I even posted in this thread. Analways, here we go:
Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
Went to the Pizzeria.
Came back with Gonorrhea.
And who is this from? Let's see if someone's able to answer that.
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Re: Joke thread!
A man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor informs him, "I have unfortunate news. You have cancer and Alzheimer's disease."
The patient replies,
A big, brown bear and a soft, fluffy rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks him, "Hey, do you ever have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says, "Nope!" So the bear
A man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor informs him, "I have unfortunate news. You have cancer and Alzheimer's disease."
The patient replies,
"Thank God I don't have cancer!"
A big, brown bear and a soft, fluffy rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks him, "Hey, do you ever have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says, "Nope!" So the bear
wipes his ass with the rabbit.
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Re: Joke thread!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 is a registered six offender
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 is a registered six offender
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Re: Joke thread!
Professional Sperm Donor: "They're taking what you're giving/'Cause you're fapping for a living."
Professional Sperm Donor: "They're taking what you're giving/'Cause you're fapping for a living."
