Vote 1: C1 (we need to take care of our new clothes)
Vote 2: Flip a coin (I go with A if you don't want bestiality)
Vote 3: maybe if Link is more corrupted, but in this moment please no bestiality with epona (who name will be weird for a male horse)
B) If we meet an enemy, such as Fake Ganondorf or whatever, riding a Phantom Steed, then I want Epona raped and knocked up! Who knows what we can do with the Half-Phantom horsies she'll birth?! 83
(Winning votes: C1 (get a room in town)
(Giving Epona votes more time to come in now that it's been discussed a bit. Please put "Epona Vote:" if you are changing your vote or haven't voted on it yet. All old votes will be kept if not changed.)
New question: If the vote comes up male, do we rename Epona, and if so, what should we name him? Open to suggestions.)
Link smiled as she walked up to the town, a few guards hanging around the gate and playing cards by torchlight. They saw Link and her horse well in advance and merely waved to her, "Oh that's a nice outfit... reminds me of the lake goddess a bit..." one of them called out to her. "Care to join us for a game?"
Link politely declined, but asked about a place for the night for herself and Epona. "Ah, well there's only one place really, we're a pretty small town, so you can't miss it. Just head past the fountain and it's on the right side of the main road through town." Link bowed politely and started down the street again, being called out after, "hey, if you change your mind, we're on duty all night!"
A few shops, all closed this late, littered the streets. Mostly foods grown nearby, a couple general goods stores, a cute little place to eat. Link came to the fountain in the center of town, it was fairly large but simple and functional, she could look down the sidestreets and saw just how small this town really was. The city wall was fairly well placed, giving the town lots of room to expand, built to take advantage of natural defenses, but the buildings inside were far fewer than a town this size seemed like it should have.
Only a couple buildings still had lights in them, one of them the small inn with stables attached, one looked like a "Milk Bar" that she remembered from Termina, another one had lights, but seemed like it was trying to keep itself concealed. Link decided to first stop at the inn. She quietly left her horse outside and slipped in the front door, finding a snoozing desk clerk, covered by a blanket, and a sign to ring the bell for service.
*ding.. ding..* A loud yawn was heard and a feminine voice came from under the blanket, her head slipping out and sleepy eyes falling upon Link. "Twenty Rupees a night. Warm breakfast served just after sunrise. Five extra rupees per animal. The deluxe suite is taken tonight." Link frowned, knowing that would empty her wallet. "Oh.. I see. You can also take a bed in the common room for ten rupees. But we're not responsible for lost possessions or other actions taken by guests."
Link gave a nod of understanding, knowing she should think of her horse first, even though she wasn't quite ready to sleep yet, but tiredness slowly coming.
Vote1)
a) Link takes a room for 20 rupees (plus 5 for her horse).
b) Link sleeps in the commonroom for 10 rupees (plus 5 for her horse).
c) Link decides not to sleep here, going back outside.
d) Link remembers the guards and thinks she can win more rupees before she pays for the room, keeping 15 rupees so she can at least stay at the commonroom if she loses.
e) Link goes to play cards with the guards, betting it all (sleep outside if she loses).
Vote2) After tending to her sleeping place and her horse, Link...
a) Accepts the offer to play cards with the guards a bit.
b) Explores the town a bit, looking around the less developed areas.
c) Checks the "Milk Bar", hoping for a quick drink before sleeping.
d) Investigates the building that was concealing its light.
e) Heads out into the field and has a vigorous workout by beating stray monsters to wear herself out quick so she'll sleep well.
RK's F) Link just heads to sleep, deciding it would be best to get an early start tomorrow.
(Tass (and anyone else) note: 1D means she goes and plays with them before getting a room. 2A means she goes and plays after she has a room. Playing with them once on either vote will have the same general reaction (unless she's broke).
Edit: Added RK's F to vote 2. thanks for reminding me, I meant to add that before, but forgot.)
(*baps Tass* But what is your vote for 2 then? XD She can come back and play more if you want, but she can also go do something else if she chooses to.)
Winning votes: 1A (Link rents the good room), 2E (Link goes hunting before bed))
Link sighed softly as she forked over the money, a bit disappointed that she was broke once more, but not badly enough that she was willing to give up her good night's sleep. She handed over all of her rupees and was given a room key and a stable key.
She walked back outside and led her horse to the stables, a grateful whinney and a love bite on her shoulder was followed by the large animal quickly drifting off into a much needed sleep.
Walking out of the stables with her keys tucked away in her rupee pouch for safe keeping, Link had a vague feeling of tiredness, but knew she wouldn't be able to sleep just yet. She walked quietly through the town, back past the guards with another wave as they greeted her, asking her to join their game again, but her task was something else tonight.
Out in the fields of Kasuto, monsters were rarer than in Hyrule, but still enough of them were around that she could pick a fight or two.
Heading out to the fields, her first find was a trio of Stalchildren, the weaker forms of Stalfos, making them an easy target that often gave a fair amount of rupees.
...The first one went down with a single sword swipe, collapsing into a pile of magically dissolving bones, a few green rupees dropping...
...The second one clanked forward and Link spun round fast, cleaving its head clean off, the skull clattering to the ground as a blue rupee poofed out among the green ones...
...Link was getting haughty as she swung her blade carelessly towards the third, missing it badly just as its arms raised up and came down hard, slamming against her and sending her flying backwards, sliding across the wet grass and groaning. By the time she struggled to her feet and looked at what happened, she realized there was a cold wind across her breasts, the skeletal creature managed to pull her top clean off, leaving her bare breasted and blushing in the middle of the field.
She gripped her sword tighter and yelled out as she spotted the thing, it was fleeing from her, swimsuit's top in hand, "HAAA!" She yelled out, rushing the thing and swinging her blade down, but again her attack was foiled, the creature missed, and it cried out a strange chattering of bones.
Erupting from the ground, a massive boney beast appeared before her, it still was no Stalfos, armed only with its boney hands, but it still gave Link pause as its powerful hands lashed out at her. She threw herself into a backflip, barely avoiding its swipe down low, when the stalchild that stole her top lashed at her from the side, using all of her skill to sidestep and dodge the blow...
Link managed to collect 10 rupees from the two stalchilds she defeated, but that hard blow from the third took off half a heart of damage.
Link's Stats:
21 hours left until the False King knows she's missing. (forgot to update travel time of 2 hours. Plus her time in the city getting a room of half hour.)
Action! vote 1)
a) Link flees, her confidence shaken after her earlier defeats, and doesn't want to risk another defeat.
b) Link glares at the smaller, weaker Stalchild, rushing it and trying to defeat it to recover her top before she flees.
c) Link braces herself for the attack of the pair and continues the fight.
d) Link calls out for help from the guards that were still by the gate, trying to lure the stalchildren to the gate so she wouldn't fight them alone.
vote 2) After the fight, Link... (last action before she goes to sleep)
a) ...decides it's time to turn in before worse happens, going to bed.
b) ...continues to hunt for more enemies, trying to get more rupees.
c) ...searches for hidden things in the field instead of hunting for enemies.
IT IS TIME TO PLAY THIS BY THE RULES OF BADASSERY NOW, BECAUSE SHIT JUST HIT THE FAN.
Vote 1) C, DO NOT PUSSY OUT NOW, BACKFLIP THRICE, HOLD SWORD IN HAND, CHARGE FOR SPIN, FLIP UP HOOKSHOT.
ONCE SWORD IS CHARGED FOR SPIN, FIRE HOOKSHOT AT BIG STALCHILDS HEAD. ONCE HOOKSHOT CONNECTS, AND LINK IS SENT FLYING TOWARDS IT(SHE BETTER DAMN WELL BE!), UNLEASH THY FURY AND SPIN!
Vote 2) A, Once battle is complete and both Stalchilds are finished off, head back to the inn and rest. You've earned it... if they are not standing, that is.
Playing with them once on either vote will have the same general reaction (unless she's broke).
