Re: Last Post Wins
You brandish a poke ball, and send it flying at the noob. It bounces off of the noob's head, and lands on the ground, simply rolling away, with no other effect. The noob says, "?" in the chat box, confused at the toy ball thrown at him. Meanwhile, ZeroSpace appears to be drooling over something, staring at the noob strangely.
The noob looks back and forth between Pheonix and Zero, before typing, "Wow, you're gay." and leaving the chat, heading straight for the hentai section. Now, normally this wouldn't be much of a cause for concern, even though you lost the chance to flame the noob, and ended up getting burned yourself with his homo-sexual comment about you, but a nearby heavy walked up next to you, and yelled at the top of his Russian voice, "NOOB IS SPY!"
That's when it occurred to you, that noob was actually a spy, and was after the forum's hentai! He'd report all the links, and take away all the downloads. And now, you realize you have a chance to save the forum from a drought of sexual material, as well as a chance to be a hero. This is your chance to make your e-peen feel very large! It's a good thing you knew he was a spy this whole time!
1: Give chase to the spy, and stab him in the ass with a spade
2: Spam him with messages, so that he lags, giving you an opportunity to strike while he's busy with dealing with your spam!
3: Do a barrel roll!
4: (Other)
