Re: Last Post Wins
You enter the Last Post Wins thread yet again, likely having nothing better to do, or your just lazy, and don't want to do anything else. In any case, you come to find an unfamiliar face inside the thread. "wtf? who is dis noob?" you privately chat to yourself, pressing enter after making yourself look as cool as possible with your hip grammar, while angry at the strange newcomer because it's different, and you're bored. You've been feeling the urge to pwn noobs lately as well, so you begin to feel that this would be the perfect opportunity to make your e-peen feel very large.
The noob walks into the thread, smiling, saying hi, and acting friendly. The nerve of that jooblet! His kindness, proper grammar, and outright silliness, angers a man with 1337 skilz such as yourself, and you feel the urge to flame him, and make him wish he never formed a coherent thought! Several ideas come to mind at how to dispense the annoying noob, but flaming it like art, you know this, and it must be done just right...
"lol, how should I pwn dis fggt?" you wonder.
1: Accuse the noob of your worst faults, such as your intelligence, spelling, and behavior.
2: Insult him vigorously. Call him every name in the book. Be relentless. Make this noob rage out of his mind!
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3: Wait patiently, let him talk, and catch him at the right moment, and defeat him with his errors! Or, if he doesn't make any, make up errors, and falsely accuse him of them.
4: Player's choice. (Should none of the other options meet your liking, you may choose to make up your own choice, and hope the others agree it should be done.)
(This is a CYOA, by the way. And I figured a thread with little point would be perfect for a pointless idea like this.)
