Re: Legend of Lynn
"Thank you mister Plenn, I'll go and do that~."
"You're welcome young hero. Good luck on your journey."
Lynn leaves the mayor's house and travels to the great Maku Tree. She turns left at the ring shop and heads north. She goes up a short, wide set of stairs and steps into a very shallow, marshy terrain. She keeps going until she arrived at a gigantic tree. Lynn looked up at the huge tree in awe, next to it was another large statue of her father. Surrounding the tree were several large roots visible from the surface and several pretty, pink-colored marsh flowers. The tree had a face in it and Lynn leapt back in surprise when she heard it speak.
"Link~<3. Is that you~<3. It's been ages since we've last met~<3. Now we can get married, like you promised~<3."
Lynn blushes and was completely flustered by that.
"B-b-but I'm n-n-not Link... I'm her d-daughter, Lynn..."
"Oh... Then that mean that Link married somebody else!"
Lynn watched as it appeared that the tree was about to... cry... This was getting a bit wierd for her.
"S-sorry to interupt but I have come to Labrynna in search of an adventure."
"Oh, then you've come to the right place. I have an quest you can partake in, but first could you do me a favor~?"
Lynn was obliviously blinded by her excitement of going on her own adventure, that she was unaware of the Maku tree's mischievous intentions.
"Sure~. What do you need?"
The tree rustles its upper branches, causing an intricate-looking key to fall from above. Lynn picks up the key curiously.
"Take this key to the locked door in the chambers below and take care of some rats that are nibbling at my lower roots. They've become quite the nuisance."
Lynn nodded and marched off with high confidence towards the set of stairs nearby that lead into the caves below the tree.
"Wait! Where do you think you're going~?"
Lynn stops and turns to the Maku Tree, confused.
"Um... down into the tunnels to take care of the rats... like you asked..."
"You can't go down into the tunnels like that~. Those tunnels are sacred~. You can only enter them bearing that which you had with you when you were born~<3."
Lynn looked to the tree with an embarrassed expression on her face.
"But! That would leave me butt naked!"
"I know~. But those are the ruuuu~uuuuules~<3."
"But how can I fight these rats without a weapon or armor."
"Surely a mighty adventurer like yourself is proficient enough to take care of a few small rats without a sword~."
Emily blushes deeply. What shout she do~?:
A. Strip completely naked as the tree asked before entering the cave.
B. Screw the rules, she has money... oh, wait, she doesn't...
C. Other.