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RPG Patreon Active RPG Maker [mdqp] Caliross


Another update is here! We are getting close to 1.0, time to add more numbers after the zero to avoid the disaster of an actual release!*

Explore a living, breathing world... Then come back home and play my game! Available
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to see if that particular fetish you love was surreptitiously added to the game, forcing you to play it from beginning to end another time.

*There is so much time between now and the heat death of the universe, why hurry?
 
Version 0.999 is here! In case you were getting too excited about a 1.0, I actually did add one more number for the next update, as predicted (by myself) during last month's update. It's almost as if I am in the dev's head* or something.


Join the smut army* by playing my game, Available
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to see how much things can change yet still stay the same.

*Scientists are still debating if mdqp's head actually contains anything, but research so far has been inconclusive.
**We are pacifists at heart, although waifu-shaming is punishable by death.
 
Version 0.9991 is here! I am very sorry for the version number, I blame my highschool math teacher*.

This update may or may not include more tentacle-adjacent monsters, only one way to find out**... Experience a "weird boner" bonanza by playing my game, Available
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and wonder how could a human create something so vile so slowly.

*He was actually a cool dude, but I can't look weak in front of the audience!
**I lied again, you can also read the changelog... Or ask other players.
 
Version any_% 0.9992 is here! Once again, we explore the eternal question of "how much waifu is too much waifu?"* by increasing the waifu dosage and observing the results**. The game is available
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and marvel at how much depravity one single game can contain.

*"There is no such a thing as too much waifu." - Plato

**Usually I just feel satisfied at a job well done, but I am the one providing the waifus.
 
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Another month, another release. Who's going to bang our protagonist this time? Werewolves? Vampires? Demons? The random village drunkard?*. Join us in the smut marathon of the century** by downloading the game
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, if you like unordered lists.

*The answer is probably "all of the above".

**Currently, the only smut marathon in town.
 
November is almost gone, but this update is here to stay*! If you aren't a pervert yet, now it's the time to get started. You too can disappoint your parents following 5 easy steps**! Start by downloading the game
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, if you can't wait to learn what's cooking.

*Until next month.

**Steps not included.
 
Ah, December: the holiday season. The gifts! Well, anyone checking this game is automatically put on the naughty list (Santa Claus runs a gentle, techno-dictatorship), so forget about getting anything but rocks*. At least my game will keep you guys warm**. Download the game
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, if you are curious and can't help peek behind the curtains.

*Coal is too valuable this year.
**By cooking your GPUs thanks to the really hot girls on display, obviously.
 
Another year under our belts! Don't worry though, I have developed a perpetual development machine*, which means no matter which year, Caliross is always 6 months away from being finished! Enjoy all the upside of live services, without any of the downsides!** Download the game
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, and get the dopamine fix you crave thanks to the numbers growing with each release.***

*I call it "lazy bum mdqp".
**I am not really aware of any upsides to live services, though.
***Actual content growth is purely optional and coincidental.
 
Ah, february! The best month to speculate on people's loneliness with some adult games! No need for a girlfriend, daddy Caliross can be your valentine forever!* Download the game
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, and contemplate the life choices which lead you here afterward.

*I mean, the game was going to take forever anyway, at least now I can add panty-shot micro-transactions to REALLY make it scummy.**

**I am just joking. Let's not give EA any ideas, or they might just release a FIFA dating sim DLC.
 
March marches and so does Caliross (how's that for an alliteration?)! This month, like every other month, we celebrate the mystery of the perpetual development of this game and how we are always three months away from version 1.0*. Download the game
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, and wonder if I am just making it all up or if it's actually in the game.

*If a developer codes in the woods but he has no patrons, does the game update? Pondering this question is what is slowing the game's progress down.**

**It's actually feature creep, but what can I do? I HAVE to add more content, I can't help it!
 
We got an April update, but there are no fools* around here, only people with discerning taste for adult games, the intelligentsia of the coomer community**, if you will. Download the game
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, and get bamboozled into supporting my games!

*Excluding the developer of this game.
**Don't believe the enemy propaganda about masturbation and brain rot (otherwise I'd go jobless).
 
mdqp said:
We got an April update, but there are no fools* around here, only people with discerning taste for adult games, the intelligentsia of the coomer community**, if you will. Download the game
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, and get bamboozled into supporting my games!

*Excluding the developer of this game.
**Don't believe the enemy propaganda about masturbation and brain rot (otherwise I'd go jobless).
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Thanks for mdqp for the two years of enjoyment you've allowed me. You're a real trooper for not only a relatively consistent schedule, but for the effort and dedication to this game. It is criminal that this thread doesn't have more attention to it. Thankfully, you've more of an overt following on another sister site. Regardless, It's just amazing and the recent Marjorie content this update along with the school is really hitting all my fun buttons!
 
dakilladj said:
Thanks for mdqp for the two years of enjoyment you've allowed me. You're a real trooper for not only a relatively consistent schedule, but for the effort and dedication to this game. It is criminal that this thread doesn't have more attention to it. Thankfully, you've more of an overt following on another sister site. Regardless, It's just amazing and the recent Marjorie content this update along with the school is really hitting all my fun buttons!
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Thank you for playing the game! Yeah, some of the threads don't get many interactions at all (I post on several forums), but I know in most of them there are at least some people following the game, so it's still worthwhile to post everywhere. I'd like more conversations about the game, but it's been in development for so long, people probably don't have much else to say. XD

Glad the academy got something for you. Variety should be the benefit of an open world game like this one, after all (even if my preferences might funnel things down certain paths most of the times XD).
 
I've not played the recent version yet, but what I definitely enjoy is the monthly updates with disclaimers by you. It's something I look forward to :)
 
FeranRafale said:
I've not played the recent version yet, but what I definitely enjoy is the monthly updates with disclaimers by you. It's something I look forward to :)
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Good to know the effort is appreciated. ^_^
 
It finally happened, my game's version number shrunk*! Don't worry though, I increased the protagonist's bust size to compensate**. Download the game
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, and wonder how someone who can't count is making a videogame!

*It's just the cold, I swear!

**At least that was the plan until the "Flat Is Justice" association sent me a cease and desist. Then again, they seem to balloon whenever I am not looking.
 
mdqp said:
It finally happened, my game's version number shrunk*! Don't worry though, I increased the protagonist's bust size to compensate**. Download the game
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, and wonder how someone who can't count is making a videogame!

*It's just the cold, I swear!

**At least that was the plan until the "Flat Is Justice" association sent me a cease and desist. Then again, they seem to balloon whenever I am not looking.
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You better join that association, they seem to be speaking the truth 😎

Gonna be interresting to see this project in a fully finished state after all this time.
 
Dregonaus said:
You better join that association, they seem to be speaking the truth 😎

Gonna be interresting to see this project in a fully finished state after all this time.
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If that's the truth, then I want to live a lie. :ROFLMAO:

The game really dragged on, all things considered. The double combo of going open world and using a new engine made me underestimate how long it would take, and expanding the original plans over time certainly didn't help. It's good that things are winding down, though, otherwise I'll never be able to finish the demo for my next game.
 
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