Welcome readers to the re-edited and less fun version. F.U. CCBill.
Officer Juggs is on vacation out by the pool in her back yard, soaking up the sun’s rays as she relaxes with a drink while reading a book.
This is what she should be wearing. Hat, sunglasses, and all.
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Please remove the strands of black cloth that hang down the sides of her hips, and make it look like a regular bikini bottom.
She also has on a pair of matching blue high heeled shoes.
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And she is resting on a patio lounger like this.
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Juggs: Ah, it’s nice to still be able to work on my tan in the fall. It sucks that winter isn't too far away though. I guess I better get as much sun as I can before then.
As she is enjoying herself, her cellphone rings and she raises her sunglasses to her forehead, sets her book down, and picks up her cellphone off of the little table next to her. She sees that it is the mayor.
Juggs: Hello Mr. Mayor, how can I help you?
Mayor on Phone: Hello Officer Juggs, how are you enjoying your vacations so far?
Juggs: Very relaxing sir! But I doubt this is a social call. What’s the problem?
Mayor on Phone: Very keen of you officer! You’re not going to like this, but I need you to check out this abandoned meadow west of Lagoon Beach. There have been reports of some odd noises coming from there and I don’t have any other officers available to go check it out! Due to the annual training exercises this week, I basically have a skeleton crew running the city as is.
Juggs: You’re interrupting my vacation for me to scope out some strange noises in the middle of now where? This is unbelievable!
Mayor on the phone: Look Juggs I know this is a shitty deal, but I wouldn’t ask unless I was in dire straits here! If it turns out to be something big, and I ignore it, this could really hurt my popularity with the people!
Juggs: Well I serve at your pleasure Mr. Mayor.
Mayor on the phone: Excellent! Look, I will give you an extra day of vacation for this! Also tomorrow is the last day of the training exercises. So unless all hell breaks loose, you should be safe from hearing from me again.
Juggs: Yes, sir I will take care of it right away.
Mayor on the phone: Thanks officer, I knew I could depend on you.
Mayor hangs up the phone, and Juggs puts hers down.
Juggs: Shit…all my clothes are still in the wash. Fuck it, I will just go down there like this. It’s probably nothing after all. Oh well, maybe I will stop by Lagoon Beach on my way back, then finish working on my tan there.
Juggs Personal Car.
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As Officer Juggs drives up to the lot on an abandoned dirt road, she gets out of the car and takes a look around. It’s basically a fall setting of a meadow with some pine trees in the background.
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As she gets out of her car to take a closer look, she sees where an old house use to be, but all that is left is the concrete foundation on the ground with a doorless cellar entryway beside it.
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Juggs: Wow there was a house here once, and the cellar doors must have rotted away, but it looks like the entry way is still clear. I wonder what’s down there.
A ghostly voice than eerily cries out in a loud whisper from within the dark cellar: H-hellllllp M-mmmeee!
Juggs jumps back in a bit of a fright!
Juggs: Whoa! What the fuck?!
Ghostly voice repeats: H-hellllllp M-mmmeee!
Juggs: What?! Who’s down there? Are you injured? I’m a police officer I can help you.
Ghostly voice: P-pleeeeasssse! H-hellllllp M-mmmeee!
Juggs: Hold on sir, it's too dark, and I can’t see a thing. I have to go back to my car to retrieve a flashlight and a first aid kit. After I assess your condition, I will call for an ambulance if need be. I will be back shortly!
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Juggs goes down the cellar steps, with her flashlight in one hand, a first aid kit in the other, and her sunglasses are now removed. The downstairs cellar is larger than she imagined, and inside there is some old wooden furniture and bookshelves covered over by decades of cobwebs.
As Juggs explores the area she says: Sir, where are you? I can’t find you.
Ghostly voice: O-over here…behind t-the bookshelf…on the bed.
As she walks over she sees a ghostly figure like this laying on the ground. He looks tired and weak, as far as ghosts go.
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Though he isn’t wearing a coat and his clothing looks much more ragged.
Juggs: Holy Shit! You’re a freaking ghost!
Ghostly voice: Y-yesssss. I am the trapped soul of S-Sir Edward Hooterhumper! This was once my cellar, which was built below my mans-s-s-ion. I’ve been stuck here for over one hun-hundred yearsssss.
Juggs: My name is Officer Juggs. I am a police chief in MNF Metropolis.
Ghostly voice: Oh my, a female officer of the law eh? How unusual. Could you tell me what year it ha-ha-happens to be?
Juggs: It's 2016. And female law enforcement officers aren’t that unusual bub!
Ghostly voice: My apologies...its b-been so, so long. Well let me explain… It was the year 1892, and I hired a medium to read my fortune. She told me, t-that I was doomed to r-ruin and poverty if I built my house h-here. S-she didn’t say why, only that I had to move or be c-cursed. I called her a fraud and told her to leave. S-shortly after, I died in a farming accident, and s-since then I haven’t been able to m-move to the beyond.
Juggs: Uh…okay…uh…I can’t really help with that. Should I go get a priest or something?
Ghostly voice: No priest can help me. In the time I have been t-trapped here, I found an ancient tome that s-s-says only strong powerful energy from the throes of sexual passion can break a curse that sh-shackles the soul to this mortal plane. P-please, I beg of you to help me! I have been here so loooong.
Juggs: I see well I…WAIT?! WHAT?! IF YOU’RE SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYING YOU CAN FORGET IT! I’M NOT DOING THAT!
Ghostly voice: I know what I ask for is-s much, but my s-soul is sooo weak. I fear, I s-shall slip into oblivion if nothing is-s done s-s-soooon.
Juggs: Ugh…fuck my life. I would hate to be responsible for someone’s soul to sink into nothingness. Alright Hooterhumper, I will help you out, for the sake of your eternal salvation. Maybe just a blowjob will do the trick. Sit up and spread your legs old-timer, you’re about to get the cock sucking of a lifetime…or in this case an afterlife time.
Sex Scene 1
A blowjob scene similar to this; until he cums.
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And hear is a better one for her expression.
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During the Blowjob:
Ghostly Voice: S-s-soooo G-Goood!
Ghostly Voice: Y-yessss! Suck it hard! Go Deeper!
Juggs says to herself: I don’t know how this is working, but his cock feels so real in my mouth! And how the hell does he expect me to go deeper? His cock is fucking huge!
Sucking Sounds: SCHLLURRP SCHLLURRP SCHLLURRP
Although Juggs is sucking the ghost off with all of her gusto, his cock is so big she can only get 1/4 of it in her mouth. Hooterhumper can already start to feel some of his strength return, but he wants more! So he reaches down with both hands and drives his hips forward as he fucks Juggs mouth and rams his cock down her throat. Her eyes should cross towards the center of her nose (comically) at this point as she now has 1/2 of his cock hammering hard into her throat.
He holds her for a few seconds and then lets her slide up till she has just the tip in her mouth, but then he forcefully drives her head down with both his hands slamming his shaft hard again while thrusting upwards.
Now she is up to ¾ of the way down his cock! Again her eyes cross and then slowly uncross as he lets her move her head all the way back to the top, and then finally one final violent thrust as he drives her all the way down to his nutsack. Juggs eyes are wide and her throat is completely stuffed!
Sex Scene Dialogue:
Juggs First Throat Cram: MMMPPPHHHHCCKLLLLGKKL
Ghostly Voice: Fuck yeah you big-titted slut! Get that fucking cock in your throat!
Juggs Second Throat Cram: MMMPPCCKCLLGGGRMMPPH
Ghostly Voice: Come on you can do better than that! Get down on it!
Juggs Third Throat Cram: MMMPPPHHHACKMPHGLK
Ghostly Voice: Come on! You’re a tough police officer ain’t ya? You can do better!
Juggs Fourth Throat Cram: MMMMMPHHHGLOTCH!
Ghostly Voice: There ya go Big Tits! Deep throat that fucker!
Than from here out Sir Edward Hooterhumper fucks her throat deep with violent pumps until he blows his load, causing some cum to shoot to leak out from around her mouth and spurt out from her nose.
Sex Scene 2
Juggs is relieved to finally have the ghosts cock out of her mouth, and get some much needed air. She noticed that during the blowjob, he was getting stronger and wasn’t stuttering anymore. Plus he seems to be less like a ghost and made more of flesh like a man.
Juggs Thinking: It seems like the sex is working! He is definitely getting stronger! And he doesn’t look as pale as he use too! Is…is he coming back to life?!
But she doesn’t have long before he now adjusts himself to fuck her massive rack, not even bothering to take her bikini top off. (The top could have an option where it can be removed with a button if others like that, I personally have a clothing fetish.)
Ghostly Voice: Oh yeah, these fucking boobs of yours are huge! Now squeeze those big melons around my cock while I fuck them, and I'll show you why I have the surname Hooterhumper!
So now, at this point, any moral reservations Juggs had before have all but disintegrated! Her true slutty nature comes out, and she now becomes rather aggressive! For she is on her knees, squeezing her massive mammaries around the ghosts cock, and bouncing up and down (in rhythm with his thrusts) while she eggs him on.
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Juggs: Yeah come on old man, fuck these big fucking JUGGS of mine! Fuck them like you mean it! Come on! Harder! Faster!
Ghostly Voice: You big-titted bitch! I’ll show you how some real hooterhumping is done!
This goes on until he blows his load all over her face and tits.
Sex Scene 3
Juggs is now on the bed missionary style while Hooterhumper drives her down into the mattress of the old squeaking bed.
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But instead of holding onto her legs, he is reaching down and holding onto and squeezing her massive tits for support. Just as a side note I know the physics of this position would be painful for a real woman, but this is a cartoon, so don't overthink it guys. Also her bra can be gone by now.
Sex Scene Dialogue:
Juggs: Yes, fuck me harder! Do it! Squeeze my big fucking tits as you drive it in to me!
Hooterhumper: Oh fuck yeah, this fucking pussy is so tight! Jesus, even your grandmother wasn’t this fucking tight!
Juggs: Oh Yeah! Fuck Me!! Fuck me through the bed and into the fucking floor!
Ghostly Voice: You mega-titted...Fucking…RAAAHHH…HEAR I CUM!
Sex Scene 4
Hooterhumper has now flipped Juggs over onto all fours as she is on the bed.
Juggs should be laying stomach down on the bed, in a similar pose that Tilda VonTitantanks is in when the three imps cum on her at the end of Lord Escobar's Hellbound Boobies. Meanwhile Hooterhumper is hovering behind her rubbing his cock between her ass cheeks.
Sex Scene Dialogue:
Ghostly Voice: Alright “Officer Juggs” time to get your ass reamed!
Juggs is tauntingly bouncing her ass in a little humping motion, than says: Well come on and do it then! I don’t have all day!
Ghostly Voice: You insolent brat! Alright you want it?! Than...TAKE THIS!!
Hooterhumper leans forward over Juggs and drives his cock into her ass!
Juggs: OH FUCKING HELL THAT'S HUGE!
Juggs eyes are nearly popping out of her head as he impales her from behind.
Ghostly Voice: Bah, I only got half of it in! But I’m not going to stop until I am bottoming out!
Ghostly Voice: Here we go!
With that he gives another hard thrust!
Juggs: AAAAAAHHHH! You’re splitting me like a log!
Ghostly Voice: Almost there!
Hooterhumper drives back one more time, and then he thrusts until he is all the way in.
Juggs eyes are rolled up and her tongue is hanging out while she has a stupid looking grin on her face and then Hooterhumper starts pounding her ass.
Ghostly Voice: Yeah, this is a tight fit! You like that you stupid bitch!
Juggs: Oh…my..AAAH…fucking…AAAAAAAAHHHHH….GOOOOOOOOOOD!
Ghostly Voice: Yeah, take it! Take it Officer Juggs, take your grandfathers big dick up your tight little ass!
Juggs: UUUUGGH….OMMMFPPHH…GGAAAHHH…FUUUUAAAHHH!!
Ghostly Voice: Come on Thunder-Juggs! Tell me how much you love it!
Juggs: Ugh…I…Love..Ugh…Fuck…Shit!
Hooterhumper smacks her ass.
Juggs: AAAHHHH
Ghostly Voice: I can’t hear you! Try again!
Juggs: I..Love..it…
Hooterhumper smacks her ass a second time.
Ghostly Voice: What’s that? I can’t hear you!
Juggs: AHHHH SHIT! I LOVE IT, I FUCKING LOVE IT! OOOOHHHH, FUCK MY ASS!
Ghostly Voice: HELL YEAH! HERE I CUM YOU SLUTTTY BITCH!
Ghostly Voice: RRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Juggs eyes roll up into her head and her tongue is hanging out as she has the climax of her life.
Juggs: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YES! CUM IN MY ASS!
Hooterhumper Cums deep in her ass.
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Juggs has been fucked silly by this undead entity and she is near a comatose state. But Sir Edward Hooterhumper looks healthier and stronger than ever.
Sir Edward: HA HA! I have done it! I have finally found a way to return from my damnation! That stupid medium thought that she could curse me, Sir Edward Hooterhumper, after I stole her land from her! Ha, well it’s too bad that she is long dead for I would have loved to torture her for all eternity for what she did to me. But no matter, I am alive again and free! Now I can re-assume my studies in the dark arts and go back to my original plan to enslave this world and make it mine!!
Hooterhumper looks at Juggs as she is a withering mass of post orgasm on the old bed.
Sir Edward: And I have you to thank for this my darling descendant! I think I will let you live for now, for that was the best sex I have ever had in my life, and I so would love to participate in it again someday! Fair thee well my dear granddaughter! Bahahahaha!
And in a flash, Sir Edward Hooterhumper is gone, and Juggs lays there thinking covered in cum.
Juggs: What is going on in my life? First I get gangbanged by a bunch of possessed balloon creatures, then I blow a hillbilly and fuck a mechanical donkey, and now I just had the roughest sex of my life with an undead maniac, whom seems to have been resurrected and wants to enslave the world. I got to stop him, but first a nap...
The End?
