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New Things To Come DoP: V2


Diagasvesle

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

No its not. Your character's going to end up as leader. Or Lurkers or the smart ones. That's why it's not funny.
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

And which one would I be in the motley crew?
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

Probably the charmer.
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

Plan involving Ryu.
Person A: OK, Ryu. Since you are the only guy character, and we don't see you as hot, we are gonna tie you up and put signs everywhere leading to you so all the girl demons would want to fuck you instead.
Person B: Good plan A.
Person C: I agree.
Person D: Lets bail!
Ryu: MMPH!!
*Ryu is trying to break out of pin*
 

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Person Q: Since their all gone let's have some fun for ourselves now..
Ryu: MMPPH!!
Tentacle Demon Female: hE's MINE!
Ryu: WTF!
Some days later...
Ryu: LAdies calm down and leave me the hell alone!
Person's A-Z: NO YOUR MINE!
Monsters: He's OURs!
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

Random monster: Why don't we just have a huge orgy?
Everyone except Ryu: YAY!
Ryu: Oh god damn it!
*Ryu gets raped*
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

Ryu ends up impregnating 200 different giirls over the course of the next 3 hours. Ryu has become a sex god.
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

Ah, I see..... and yet, in all those stories, you make those results seem undesirable. An eternity of sexy demon/monster sex? *shrugs* Lots of worse things coulda happened. :p
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

You also have to take care of the children you make.
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

And get a job that can feed all your 'wives' not to mention your childrens, and make sure they don't fight/rape each other.
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

Also don't forget the fact that you have to keep having sex with them!
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

Actually, you're mistaken.

You also have to take care of the children you make.
1: I wouldn't need to support the children. They'd be taken by the dungeon reps and taken care of by them till they grow up and can rape.

And get a job that can feed all your 'wives' not to mention your childrens, and make sure they don't fight/rape each other.
2: Why? They've gotten by pretty nicely without me so far. And what would they do to me if I didn't stop them from fighting/raping, rape me more? I'm already theirs for eternity...

Also don't forget the fact that you have to keep having sex with them!
3: And the problem is...?
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

Soon or later your dick's going to fall off.
 

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Actually, I think I may die from a crushed pelvis first. But hey, it my dick falls off, then They can use it as a dildo and I'll still feel the pleasure and fill them with cum!
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

I don't think you can still fill them with your cum through your dick if it has fallen off. I could be wrong though (I don't see how).
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

I didn't say your balls fell off with your dick. Only your dick!
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

Actually, there's an anime/manga about that happening to someone. His balls were still on him, and he could cum out his dick which was captured and abused by 3 of his classmates.
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

STOP TALKING STOP TALKING! I don't want to hear anymore!
 

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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

oh yeah, I read that. It was funny as hell!
 
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Re: New Things To Come DoP: V2

They didn't know it was the real thing or whatever, correct? I think I did too.

Also, when did this topic turn into random chit chat? XD
 
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