Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

Obviously, the prosecution has no idea what they're talking about, your honor.

Never once have I been acting anywhere near masculine. Rather, I have only been acting extremely homosexual towards mostly everybody. Thus, the defense concludes that I am not a woman. Only very gay.

 

[Nunu]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

gatorbait is the judge

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

*dons Judge Judy robes and wig*

Obviously, the prosecution has no idea what they're talking about, your honor.

Never once have I been acting anywhere near masculine. Rather, I have only been acting extremely homosexual towards mostly everybody. Thus, the defense concludes that I am not a woman. Only very gay.

Fair enough, though I wonder if pbird has a retort?

 

[Momiji]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

Obviously, the prosecution has no idea what they're talking about, your honor.

Never once have I been acting anywhere near masculine. Rather, I have only been acting extremely homosexual towards mostly everybody. Thus, the defense concludes that I am not a woman. Only very gay.

You might as well have no penis if you're gay, right?

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

Wrong. I'd rather be gay and have a penis than be a woman.

 

[Momiji]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

Wrong. I'd rather be gay and have a penis than be a woman.

Hmm...good point.

 

[pbird]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

*dons Judge Judy robes and wig*



Fair enough, though I wonder if pbird has a retort?

But of course your honour! Homosexuality refers to interest in your own gender. If may quote here...

Rather, I have only been acting extremely homosexual towards mostly everybody.

... homosexual towards mostly everybody

The defense is clearly lieing or has just admited their guilt. You can not be homosexual towards everybody, as that would require you to be both male and female at the same time. Either Dark is both genders (and, as such, is a woman) or has lied and can-not be trusted when she says she is male.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

MOSTLY everybody. And since no female on this forum would ever have recollection of me ever acting like a homosexual towards them, that only leaves the males.

 

[pbird]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

Well in that case - I submit that your obvious attracting towards men ties into you being a girl who is only PRETENDING to be male. Your sexual preferences are simply slipping out anyways. :3

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

No girl is this open to flirting and is on the internet as well.

 

[pbird]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

Of course there is - you're a girl after all. :3

 

[Momiji]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

OBJECTION!!!


The offense (I forgot the name) is merely badgering the Defense!

 

[pbird]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

Prosecution.

TAKE THAT!!!

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

OBJECTION!!!


The offense (I forgot the name) is merely badgering the Defense!

Sustained. Keep it above the belt, after all you don't know what you might or might not hit

 

[pbird]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

It would be a very easy way to settle this court case though, Your Honour... ^_^

Understood though. In that case, I should like to call Nunu to the stand, to testify as to why [correct pronoun to be used here is unknown] is convinced Darkfire is female.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

(Mo.. I'm surprised you actually knew what that meant.)

 

[Nunu]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

i'll take the stand, what do you want me to testify about

 

[Momiji]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

(Mo.. I'm surprised you actually knew what that meant.)

(Man, I play Phoenix Wright for a reason...)

 

[Pale]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

Since my esteemed colleague is mysteriously silent, I shall take up the cudgels.

Darkfire, I call you to the stand!

Firstly.. what do you think of your relationship with the user known variously as "Onikain", "SirOni", and "Sirnight"?

P

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

I call it unrequited love.