Pornographic Pet Peeves.

[Cappy]

Lately I've been wandering around reading erotic stories, and other such things, and recently it's come up a lot and it's been bothering me.

Some things in pornography can annoy me to the point of completely taking me out of the mood altogether, as an example I've been getting frustrated when looking around for new content wherever, and I'll stumble upon the subject of cheating, or in particular sometimes, a Cuckold, to whom I can somewhat relate.

It's a more or less common thing in pornography that I find annoying myself, what about YOU guys, what brings your libido to a halt in pornography? (If anything, that is)

 

[Rule 34]

Re: Pornographic Pet Peeves.

In real porn? Talking males, especially in POV porn. Bugs the fuck out of me.

 

[Iggy]

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In real porn? Talking males, especially in POV porn. Bugs the fuck out of me.

Oh god I know exactly what you mean. Especially when "lesbians" is in the title of the video...

 

[Cappy]

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In real porn? Talking males, especially in POV porn. Bugs the fuck out of me.

Porn in general, Hentai, Erotic games, CG, Real Porn, Text Stories, Pictures and Art, Hell, even the damn live cam sites if anybody even uses those.

Also, "AWWH YEH GURL, SHOW ME THAT WHITE ASS."
I swear I've actually heard that said somewhere before, I don't know whether to laugh or be extremely annoyed. So I sort of know how you feel on that one.

 

[Iggy]

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I agree, porn would be better with deaf actors.

 

[Aztlan]

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I think you mean mute actors.

 

[Iggy]

Re: Pornographic Pet Peeves.

I think you mean mute actors.

I think if they were mute, you wouldn't be able to hear their moans of pleasure, which kinda helps add to the mood...

 

[lurker]

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For me, I dun really enjoy it when the character focuses on the camera (Yes, I used 'character', what of it?) when there's an obvious partner. POV pronz it's not as bad, after all, you are technically the camera in this case, but if she's fuckin back into someone, why stare at a camera and not the person you's copulatin with.

Naturally, cause of this, I dun watch much RL pronz.

 

[Caulder]

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I think you mean mute actors.

I think both would make it better.

And the "moans of pleasure" make real porn so unbearably fake I can't stand it.

 

[Aztlan]

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well if they are deaf they can still say show me that white ass.

 

[Iggy]

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So true... but then again there is the MUTE button on your computer in that case...

well if they are deaf they can still say show me that white ass.

If the other actors are deaf, then what's the point, that statement would be said in vain...

 

[Aztlan]

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Exactly.

 

[Cactuses]

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When they start repeating "ooh I'm coming I'm coming" over and over, it starts to irritate me a lot for some reason.

 

[Aurani]

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Mine's probably silly, nail polish and/or make-up in general, no idea why though.

 

[Luppikun]

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Porn in general, Hentai, Erotic games, CG, Real Porn, Text Stories, Pictures and Art, Hell, even the damn live cam sites if anybody even uses those.

In order:
Hentai: If it's censored... Like "LET'S PIXELLATE ANYTHING BELOW THE SOLAR PLEXUS" stuff.
Erotic Games: If it takes forever for something to come out. Not as bad as when someone will go all "HAY GAIZ! I MADE THIS GAEM WIFF MAI AUSUM GRAMMER AND SPELLINZ, SO IT MUST BEE GUD, YEA?" And the game in question is a BETA with a character, movement, and enemies. No porn, no point, nothing. Grrr...
CG:CG. That is all. Oh, and for certain CG porn, the VOICE ACTING. For anyone who has played Sexual Fantasy Kingdom, all I have to say is, "An ogre." >_<
Real Porn: As mentioned before. "Awwww.... MMMM, YEAH, BABY. SUCK THAT DICK. OOH! LET ME TALK OVER ANY SEXY SOUNDS. Everyone lost their erections yet? No? OHHHH, FUCK THAT, GIRL." Alternatively, "OOH! YES. FUCK ME. OOHHHHH, FUCK ME LIKE THAT. FUCK. FUCK!" I'm all for a girl telling me what I need to do to please her, but really? It's SO FAKE. And robotic. Oh. Yes. Fuck me. Right there...
Text Stories:BAD. GRAMMAR. BAD. SPELLING. "He stuck his dick deep insid my pusy. It flet so good. He was hiting my gspot and it felt good totally." Oh, yeah. And a horrible story/writing style. If I want to read a porn, I want to be able to invision it. I don't find WORDS sexy. Make the picture in my head sexy.
Pictures and art: Again, censoring. Although it's usually black bars in pictures. Seriously, why can we see the pussy, but not the clit? There something wrong with her clit? Was it horribly mutilated in a freak accident?
Hell, even the damn live cam sites if anybody even uses those: Two things. One: The other people on the live cam sites. No one who calls a girl 'bb' constantly deserves to ever see a girl naked. Two: The thumbnails. "Sara" is waiting for more viewers. Well, I see she is cute, nubile, dark-haired, and naked. What else could I want? CLICK. Loading.... Show. AAAGHHH!!!!!! IT'S ALL WRINKLED! THAT'S NOT YOUNG! IT'S HIDEOUS! And she's not even dark-haired! WHAT THE HELL?!?!? CLICK OUT! And so ended my journey into live cams.

 

[Torakaka]

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In real porn, the one thing that bothers me and makes me just stop is when a girl calls cum, "spunk". I....just can't stand it.



Or when a girl starts sucking cum out of a carpet or couch o . e

 

[Cappy]

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Or when a girl starts sucking cum out of a carpet or couch o . e

I have never seen an example of that before. Did you see that in Real Porn or Hentai?

 

[Torakaka]

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I have never seen an example of that before. Did you see that in Real Porn or Hentai?

Real.


Example of couch:

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[Sinfulwolf]

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I think if they were mute, you wouldn't be able to hear their moans of pleasure, which kinda helps add to the mood...

well if they are deaf they can still say show me that white ass.

Have you guys heard deaf people speak? It's not sexy in the least, and so hearing them moan or say "show me that white ass" would just... ugh.

 

[Luppikun]

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Pfft. "Helen Keller's Lesson" was the sexiest porno ever.