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Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan


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Re: Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan

*wonders when the best time to admit he likes Naruto*

(obviously not the 4kids version)
 

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Re: Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan

I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!
*points gun at dark for mentioning that GOD-AWFUL dub*

Now that that is settled.

In hell, you are punished accordingly, like what Tassadar was trying to think of.

Envy: You are forced to look at all the things you've ever wanted, and never be able to touch them. For all eternity

Sloth: You are forced to run around a massive half-mile oval track for enternity with no break or stopping

Greed: You have to look at mountains and mountains of money, and not be able to touch it at all, for all eternity

Can't think of anything besides those four
 

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Re: Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan

A half mile track isn't that massive...
I meant massive in that it has many, many, many lanes...........All that white is torture in and of itself
 

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Re: Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan

But you're still only running a half mile each time, so no matter how many lanes, it's still half a mile...
 

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Re: Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan

But, after running it for oh, I dunno, two years, it starts to seem massive. So leave me be, Popsicle man
 

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Re: Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan

In hell, you are punished accordingly, like what Tassadar was trying to think of.

Envy: You are forced to look at all the things you've ever wanted, and never be able to touch them. For all eternity

Sloth: You are forced to run around a massive half-mile oval track for enternity with no break or stopping

Greed: You have to look at mountains and mountains of money, and not be able to touch it at all, for all eternity
Holy Shit! I'm already in Hell, then :p
Well, except for the track thing. :)

Can't think of anything besides those FOUR
eh?
 

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Re: Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan

For those with a heart...

Being chained, immobile, and forced to watch your loved ones raped, torturted, beaten, humiliated, defiled, violated... the list goes on. Really, that would be my hell.
 

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For those with a heart...

Being chained, immobile, and forced to watch your loved ones raped, torturted, beaten, humiliated, defiled, violated... the list goes on. Really, that would be my hell.
I'd probably be able to endure THAT hell. 'Course, I'd be stuck doing my Sloth torture, running forever around in circles, no rest in sight. That's hell in and of itself
 

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Re: Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan

... I GOT IT!

All the Narutards don't watch the video.

Instead, Barney rapes them in their ass while that Sun-baby-thing from Teletubbies watches and laughs.

That, and they're forced to watch .
 

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Re: Sinners In Your Hands, Mr. Satan

I'd probably be able to endure THAT hell. 'Course, I'd be stuck doing my Sloth torture, running forever around in circles, no rest in sight. That's hell in and of itself
Thats... kinda sick.
 
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