Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

With a swish of her ruler, Eeyie would feel her butt sting as if she were snapped at by a whip. "Mind your manners you little slut! If you are going to take his pants down then by god you are going to finish the job!" she announced, before giving Eeyie an odd look. "What is that!? What the fuck is that!?" she announced at Eeyie. "What is that, you scumbag!? Is that an erection!? Did you get hard when I whipped you!?" she exclaimed, before snapping her whip at Eeyie's butt again. "You masochistic orange little shit! So help me if the bandits don't get you first I will beat the slut out of you!" she shouted at the goblin, before whipping at the goblin again and again until the fairy decided she'd stop before she left any permanent damage as she put her magical whip away.

"Now that everyone is present for duty, you will follow your glorious leader in your search for the bandits. Now move out! Those bandits won't find themselves!" the fairy ordered them, before apparently content with flying away, leaving the comedy crew to their own devices.

 

[GargantuaBlarg]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Before Anthony could say a thing, he suddenly felt something on his pants, and then shortly felt a whole lot of nothing where his pants should have been. At that very same instant, before he could do a thing about it, Alexis walked in, and brandished a spear at him.

"I- whuh- n-no I-"

As he bent over to pull his pants back up, she heard that fairy beating the shit out of something and yelling at...

The goblin.

THAT FUCKING GOBLIN.

Lichdammit, he was going to kill her! He mentally cleared several hours of each day for the next several weeks toward developing a suitably appropriate method of killing her. Fucking goblin. While he hurried to make himself decent again, mortified all the while, he blathered a weak apology to the tune of something like "I'm ever so sorry milady for my unseemly wardrobe malfunction please forgive me milady", red-faced with a mixture of embarrassment and anger.

As they filed out, he still couldn't stop shaking with rage, so he tried to calm down, lest he look bad to the object of his desire at some point in the future. Because, you know, he had already set such a nice first impression. For his first step, he tried to soothe his immense rage by attempting to think positively. Alexia had finally seen his dick! He'd deflated by then (wondrous things, goblin-based-annoyance did), but still. This was good! This was the furthest he'd gotten with her so far. Her seeing his dick was just a few steps closer to goblin-less romantic candlelit dinners and hot, passionate, pelvis-crushing and goblin-less marathon fuck-sprees, right? As his second step, when no one was looking, he extended his hair down his back, wrapped them around her ankles, and tugged backwards hard, giving her a delightful, face-first surprise-taste of floor. He quickly unwound and put his hair back to it's normal length, nonchalantly flipping it and trying to pretend he had nothing to do with her sudden fall. They didn't know about his weird magic yet, so he should be fine, right? Right?

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

WITH EVERYONE READY AND WALKING OUTSIDE

The group followed the fairy's directions. Talk among each other they may for the duration of their trip. Along the Northern path they would walk, traveling provided that they did not stop their walking with too many shenanigans. They went out of the town, and followed the path that was in fact a trade route. Plenty of trees and bushes were on either side of them, so dense that it seemed like prime bandit ambush territory. Broken boards likely from wagons were seen once or twice during their hour long travel, and a shattered wheel as well. Without warning, the group would suddenly hear a call for help. "Heelp! Help me!" cried a woman's voice in the distance. "I'm trapped, I can't move! Someone please!" she cried desperately.

Further investigation would reveal that a wagon, quite shattered and in pieces, seemed to be crushing a human woman with straight blond hair that could reach down to her waist if it wasn't all over the olive colored sandy ground, and a simple green dress. Boards piled on top of her, and she truly seemed stuck. "Please...!" she cried, looking all around her. "I don't wanna die here!"

 

[Aust_Nailo]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

A part of her would have liked to have ignored the crazy hair mans excuse and lopped his manhood right off. But then she'd be down a potentially helpful ally and it would have made the bitch fairy unhappy, and she didn't want to hear any more out of her today. She calmed herself down, accepted the mans apology and the group eventually went on its merry way to find the bandits.


Being given directions by the fairy, the company made their way to the trade route in question. Talk amongst the group was pleasant enough, with Alexia spending most of her time talking with the half elf. She seemed to be the only sane member of the team, in addition to herself. Reaching the destination, Alexia took the time to scan the area. Plenty of trees and the occasional bit of debris. The place screamed ambush. But as she made her analysis, a voice could be heard over the air. Not wasting any time, the naga followed the voice, hoping her company followed.

Finding the pinned woman, Alexia wasted no time in attempting to move the boards. "Don't worry. I'll get you out of there. " she yelled out to her company. "Get over here and help me! And someone keep watch so no one sneaks up on us."

 

[Guan Yu]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Not seeing any better way around the situation, Cassandra looked away and hoped it would pass as soon as possible. Thankfully it did, and they could actually get moving in relative quickness after that, a thing she was almost happy for. Too much shenanigans caused her to go nervous, and she would operate better if not under too much stress.

Along the way, the priestess of sorts made small talk with the de facto leader of their group, who seemed to have taken some liking towards her. But the two didn't manage to do much before a situation was brought to them, most likely an aftermath of the bandits doing their job in the area. Since she was hardly a physical presence, Cassandra opted to maintain vigil around the surrounding while the others tried to free the trapped lady. At least their leader seemed to have good sense on her.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Eeyie would let out several loud yelps that could be heard by everyone! An even alerting her position, somewhat behind Anthony and easily putting her as the culprit for his pantsing. (Damn Fairy :V) Her ass was quite red from the heavy smackings from the fairy through the poor goblin girl, only noticeable by those actually watching had quite a stiffy! That was until she felt something weird grabbing her ankles and looking and seeing hair... The same color of Anthony's hair!

With a quick pulling, Eeyie found herself falling face forward, catching the ground and rolling easily without any damage as she glared at the noble. Oh he would pay for such pain he was trying to cause her! But with the sudden urging of the fairy, Eeyie would traipse along but tried to stick to the shadows.. She didn't like being so out in the open.. Not with that evil hair person! Still during the travel she would randomly pick up rocks and put them in her pouch but other wise try to sneak up on Cressandra and steal a few gropesand make it seem like Anthony had done so. (-Silly Actions- Stealth Groping and making it look like Anthony had done. If he is too far away then its aborted. If he is by Alexia, Eeyie tries to get him into even more trouble with the naga by sneakily groping her area around the nethars. (Uses Chameleon skin for stealth. If none of this is possible (*Highly Dependent upon Blargs post, if Anthony is far away from both of the two girls, then nothing really happens AKA the silly action Eeyie doesn't take upon.)

Eeyie would blink at seeing the trapped lady before she called out happily "Kay! But you better pay us nicely!" As the gullible goblin said the last part with lustful tones making very little mistake to those around her with what she wanted the women to pay. "Oi! Pinkie~ I'll help by pulling on her after you've managed to put leverage on the wagon and lift it up enough off of her!"

(Action: Happily runs over to where the pinned lady is and tries to use one of the boards as leverage or get Alexia to do so (She has more stranth). Then begins to pull the lady free.)

 

[GargantuaBlarg]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Fuck! Little monster was quicker on her feet than he thought she'd be. He really didn't expect that - nothing he'd ever seen with tits her size ever demonstrated such alacrity. But, then again, the only things with tits were women and fat guys. Fat guys tended to not be fat if they had any sort of physical prowess (excepting perhaps strongmen - a portly entertainer had literally hefted an axle, with wheels and everything, up off the ground and straight up over his head once, for father's amusement), while proper women - especially his Badarian women - never had any reason to develop such prowess in the first place.

Alexia was different. Ooooh, those arm muscles of hers... so cut and so firm-looking! He'd get her to wrap those around him one day. Fuck yessss.

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The nobleling happily trotted along Alexia's side as they buggered off to do that fairy's stupid task. Her ladysnake engaged the least annoying of his companions in a conversation of a wide and totally definitely developed number of topics, but, after a few attempts, he decided not to join them. He was still feeling preeeetty crushingly awkward, after all, and compounded with the worry that trying to strike up a conversation with the lady after a rather jarring and unexpected full-frontal-flash would aggravate his beloved and make his first impression on her even worse, along with a feeling of some inordinately nasty vibes, he thought it more prudent to simply walk a few paces behind her and admire her swaying, hypnotic, scaly pink ass. Fuuuuuuuuucccck he could bounce denarii off that thing.

Of course, he tried not to seem like all he was doing was staring at her sick-ass badonkadonk - peering down the road, occasionally eyeing the road behind them, occasionally staring down the bushes on either side - but he never really saw anything. Including that fucking goblin. While he nursed the idea that she'd suddenly been eaten by a mutated hare who thought she was a strangely misshapen carrot, he knew that and a myriad other hopes of his couldn't have possibly happened. 'Better a murderer in front of you than a murderer in back', his father had always said to him (it had always been a problem there, apparently), and while she hadn't tried to put a dagger in his back, his social situation with Alexia was fairly well perforated.


Happening on a lady trapped under a pile of wooden wreckage, Alexis eagerly hopped to her aid - though, Anthony was a little wary. He'd heard of traps like this before - lure in a good Samaritan, and then shoot 'im fulla holes and take all his stuff! ...But, his scaly love was already looking to lift the heavy wood crushing the woman, so all he could do was follow along and help her, and be ready to fight off the ambush that was probably ready to jump on them and protect his darling.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Status:

Spoiler

Alexia Hangover: HP = 87, PP = 67, EP = 45, Status = Fine

Cassandra: HP = 40, PP = 65, EP = 85, Status = Paralyzedx2(DC40)

Eeyie: HP = 56, PP = 38, EP = 38, Status = Paralyzedx2(DC40)

Super Hair Man: HP = 46, PP = 38, EP = 48, Status = Paralyzedx2, helpless

Rolls:

Spoiler

Cassandra
(Perception vs. Tree Bandit): Failed
(Resistance vs. DC35 Paralysis): Failed, Cassandra gains two stacks of paralysis.
(Resistance vs. Paralysis Status): SUCCESS! Cassandra may make an action.

Alexia
(Perception vs. Tree Bandits): SUCCESS!
(Perception vs. Tree Bandit humping Cassandra): SUCCESS!
Alexia takes cover before darts flyyy, and sees Cassandra get ambushed.

Eeyie
(Perception vs. Tree Bandits): Failed
(Resistance vs. DC35-Paralyze): Failed, Eeyie gains two stacks of paralyzed
(Resistance vs. Paralysis Status): Failed, Eeyie falls to the ground, unable to take action.
(Perception vs. Tree Bandit humping Cassandra): Failed, Eeyie doesn't see her get ambushed.

Anthony
(Perception vs. Tree Bandits): Failed
(Resistance vs. DC35-Paralyze): Failed, Super Hair Man gains two stacks of paralyzed
The strength of the paralyzing poison leaves Super Hair Man helpless.

Anthony, Alexia, and Eeyie worked together, and successfully pulled all those boards off. The woman in the green dress rose, and let out a sigh of relief. "Thank you... And... I'm sorry..." she said with a sad tone, before she suddenly dived down into the debris for cover, before three bandits rose from bushes they were hiding behind. Alexia saw the bushes move before hand, and knew what was coming. She was able to dive for cover similar to the woman, and avoid the poisonous darts being fired at them from primitive tools. Eeyie and Anthony were not so lucky, and didn't see what was coming until it was too late. While one bandit missed Alexia due to her spotting the hidden bandit, the other two bandits hit their marks, their darts going into the goblin and hair wizard's neck.

The poison was soo strong that Anthony fell to the ground, his body completely numb and no longer receptive of his commands. Meanwhile, Eeyie felt that she could maybe fight the poison, but for the moment, she had to fall down similar to Anthony.

As those three bandits made their sneak attack, another bandit dropped from the trees, right behind Cassandra. With a rag wet with the poison in his hand, he quickly pressed it to her face, trying to knock her out. Unfortunately, Cassandra did inhale a terrible dose, but she managed to push the bandit away, her body feeling numb like the others, but her willpower enough to fight the poison... Somewhat.

Enemies

Spoiler

3 Unharmed bandits shooting darts out of bushes
1 Unharmed bandit touching Cassandra's titties.

 

[GargantuaBlarg]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Fuck! He saw this shit coming from a mile away - how'd they still manage to nail him?!

While Alexia scrambled out of harm's way - she was such a wonder, moving that giant snake butt out of the way quicker than him, despite how ungainly that big muscular tail was compared to his two legs - He just sort of dropped to the ground. Try as he might, he couldn't get his body to do anything. Fuck!

"Ruuhh!" He attempted to shout. "Geh uh sehheh Aleheeuh!" All that mattered was that she got away!

"Huhh yuh uhhhuhs! Ah chuhng allayuh tuh a dul!" Anthony gargled as loudly as he could, attempting to challenge the bandits all to a duel... mostly to distract them from his precious, cuddly snakebutt, trying to buy her a precious fraction of a moment to flee (he hoped), or fight, or whatever she was going to do. Yuh cuddn buh muh ih uhwrrkkk puruluhhkk n n unubble tuh muphh, nstuh!"

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Eeyie just blinked at the women before she said “Oh its okay! Just as long as they share!” And the orange gobbie nodded to herself as she continued “Sharing is cari-erk” As the dart slammed into her neck making her sway before she tumbled falling onto the ground against the wagon.

“Nnnnnnnneeeeeeeooogghhjjj” She babbled something but sadly for her, the paralysis poison was must stronger for someone of her small size since she was far near a foot shorter then Anthony or Cressandra as the Goblin girl just laid on the ground “Ohzggz Guusszz sharzzzz!” She tried to gurgle like Anthony but again it was ineffective, before she ineffectively tried to move some part of her body before letting out a whine “Wffistts mzzerhmeeezzr oveszzzrr!” Unintelligible she was.

 

[Guan Yu]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

The others seemed able to get the woman free quite handily, a thing which Cassandra could confirm by ear as she didn't let go of her brief watch duty even then. But there appeared to be a quick change of face as the woman apologized for something before a lot of rustling and gasping happened. "Should have known..." she thought, hastily trying to get herself into the situation. It then came apparent that the attackers had taken the lookout cleric into account as well when some random ninja dropped behind her and slapped a wet rag on her face, the smell instantly suggesting it was coated with something harmful. While the stuff got into her system quite handily, there was enough fight in the busty cleric to allow her a good hard elbowing to the opposition and send them back and off from her personal space.

With the noxious stuff now in her, there was a certain air of danger as Cassandra saw the surroundings. Not hesitating a moment, she immidiately began to focus, the plan somewhat clear. She had her wing power, and that was always a help when resisting attacks against her. With practised mental discipline, the woman brought out her shimmering astral wings.

(Astral Wings at 10, use the Efficient Wielder aptitude to decrease upkeep to 4. Buff gives 30 dodge, 20 resistance and armor plus flight.)

 

[Aust_Nailo]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Alexia strained lifting the heavy debris off the woman and was glad that it was as easy as it was. But the woman's comment caught the naga off guard. What was she apologizing for? Her answer came all too suddenly when her eyes caught sight of some shadowy figures in the trees. Three of them to be precise. She was quick to take cover behind the ruins of a wagon and she heard the darts whizzing by and hitting her companions. Her back against the wagon, she was able to observe a 4th figure trying to knock out Cassandra. Thankfully, Cassandra seemed capable of defending herself, staving off the poison attempt and even spawning some wings.

Gripping her halberd tight, the naga manueverd around the destroyed wagon and began her approach towards the tree line, in an effort to either scare off the bandits or engage them. Either way, the team was town to two fighters and Cassandra had her hands full with her attacker. As she moved, she kept her halberd in a defensive position, ready to defend any further attempts to stop her.

(Action: Move around wagon, move max distance, enable defensive fighting (15 points))

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Status:

Spoiler

Alexia Hangover: HP = 87, PP = 67, EP = 45, Status = Fine

Cassandra: HP = 40, PP = 65, EP = 75/85, Status = Paralyzedx2(DC40), Whore Wings(4EP/T)

Eeyie: HP = 56, PP = 38, EP = 38, Status = Paralyzedx2(DC40)

Super Hair Man: HP = 46, PP = 38, EP = 48, Status = Paralyzedx2, helpless

Rolls:

Spoiler

Cassandra
(Resistance vs. Paralysis Status): SUCCESS! Wings of Whore allow her to win vs the checks.
(Perception vs. Tree Bandits): Failed, The bandits gtfo of Cassandra's line of sight, and they hide amongst the forestry.

Alexia
(Perception vs. Tree Bandits): SUCCESS! The bandits try to run and hide, but they don't escape her eyes.

Eeyie
(Resistance vs. Paralysis Status): Failed, Eeyie is still unable to move.

Anthony
(Perception vs. Getting A Good View of Alexia's ass): SUCCESS! Super Hair Man uses his eyes of JUSTICE to look at Alexia's wonderful ass as she gets back up and chases the other three bandits.

Once Cassandra released her wings, all of the bandits immediately turned a shade of coward. "SHE'S A MAGICAL BITCH!" the one closest to Cassandra shouted, before every single one of the bandits turned on their heels and dashed into the forest to escape the death that was likely to follow. The bandits furthest from Cassandra left her eyesight, but Alexia didn't lose sight of them. Meanwhile, the bandit closest to Cassandra dove for the bushes, and among all the tall grass and wide trees, he vanished from Cassandra's sight.

Meanwhile, the girl in the green dress was still hiding amongst the rubble, looking to Eeyie and Anthony in tears. "I'm so sorry-I'm so sorry-I'm so sorryyyy!" she cried.
Enemies

Spoiler

4 Unharmed fleeing Bandits

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[GargantuaBlarg]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Shiiiiiiit. He would tear that ass the fuck up if she'd let him.

 

[Guan Yu]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

The invocation of her power had more of an effect than Cassandra had expected. She had thought that the bandits would still try to take her, but apparently a display like hers was not a thing they were counting on. Letting them flee, she zipped over to the others, going for Anthony first. While still keeping vigil over the surroundings, she put a hand on the nobleman's shoulder and poured some spiritual power into him to relieve him of the burdens of paralysis.

(Move and use Lay on Hands to remove Anthony's paralysis stacks. Takes 6 ep.)

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Eeyie looked disappointed to not have to fight anymore enemies. Even as the orange goblin chan kept wiggling.

 

[Aust_Nailo]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Cassandra's little magic trick had stirred up some kind of reaction from the bandits. Seemed they didn't expect magic to play into their plan. Seemed they wanted a quick job. Paralyze the party, take their stuff, maybe have a little fun with the ladies and be on their merry bandit way. Seeing the cowardly buggers retreat, Alexia stopped in her tracks and spit on the ground in front of her. "Bloody cowards. Come back my way and I'll have you hung by your spinal cords!" She called out to the fleeing rogues, hoping they wouldn't turn back.

She then heard the frantic apologizing of the woman from before, as she saw her paralyzed companions. Seemed like this woman was legitimately sorry over what had happened. Perhaps she had been black mailed or something by these guys. Whatever the reason, the naga saw fit to approach the woman. "So just what did those men have on you that forced you into this situation. No one in their right mind would help those thugs willingly, so I figured they must have had some sort of dirt on you. Care to enlighten me or should I take you back to the town and have the guards hold you for assisting in bandit activity?" She knew she was being harsh with her conditions, but at this point, her patience was at it's limit and she wanted answers now.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

And so the bandits fled, no doubt to regroup later.

Meanwhile, Cassandra had the option of healing herself and Eeyie of the poison, or possibly having the whole party wait it out, and spend some time to recover. Recovering would allow Cassandra to regain her energy, but she'd have to rest for a good few hours, thus allowing the bandits to prepare for their group should they choose to give the bandits chase.

The woman, approached by Alexia, cried out, shaking her head, "Please don't report me! Please don't!" she begged. "They raped me and threatened to kill me if I didn't lure people into their traps! I-I had no choice!" she insisted. "Please take me back to town! I... I have nothing, but I can't make it back on my own! My legs... I can't move them so well... Because of how much they violated me..." she announced with shame.

 

[Aust_Nailo]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Alexia had a feeling that was the case. Damn bandits don't care whose lives they ruin. So long as they get some pleasure or satisfaction in the end, they'll rape, pillage and plunder to their hearts content. Feeling slightly bad for giving her the business, and noticing the obvious fear and apprehension in her voice, Alexia couldn't help but place a gentle hand on the woman's shoulder. "It's...It's Ok. I recently suffered a...similar humiliation, so I completely understand. I'll not say a thing, so long as you promise me to stay in town. I wouldn't want you getting hurt again. Once my comrades recover from the attack, I'll be sure to escort you back safely." She knew it wasn't part of the mission, but she couldn't just leave this woman to fend for herself. The least she could do was make sure she was safe.

 

[Guan Yu]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Since it appeared that there would be no more attacking towards them for now, Cassandra took to getting rid of further paralysis that was upon them. First targeting herself, she would cleanse the toxins away so she could actually carry on without harm without her wings being there before shutting the power off and going to the goblin lady last. Of the conversation between Alexia and the peasant woman, she had nothing to say. The busty cleric was fully trusting their leader's decision on the matter.