The Stuffie, Sir Malo's ear porn talk and Ulmf's derp thread.

[not a pervy guy]

I have oxazepame so that hits even harder

You and I, my friend, we’re gonna get along just fine

 

[super_slicer]

This is getting really fuckin weird.

That kinda shit belongs in the RP sub.

 

[XSI]

Are you implying you want to roleplay through that?

 

[super_slicer]

Nah, just that awful things belong in RP.

 

[not a pervy guy]

Nah, just that awful things belong in RP.

C’mon, it was fun.....or didn’t it??

 

[Zepheral]

 

[not a pervy guy]

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Ah, one of the many variations from the classic Florida Man series

 

[Nightverge]

Picture

 

[Zepheral]

 

[Zepheral]

I’m screaming.

 

[Zepheral]

 

[Nightverge]

Derp

 

[Zepheral]

 

[Nightverge]

 

[Zepheral]

 

[Stuffie]

Hi all, I'm fine, hope you guys are too!
(ear sex is still super-weird though)

 

[XSI]

What about ear...Scritching?
Good to hear from you again though, was wondering where you went

 

[Stuffie]

Ear scritching is intimate, but okay. Definitely better than the more aggressive "approach". >.>

Also, feels good to read the most adorable, yet treacherous Ordus-Snek. :3

 

[Ninja_Named_Bob]

I have an ahri head-patting gif on my phone. I would upload it to the ulmf discord, but discord is convinced charging to upload a file that large should be a privilege. I don't disagree with them, but, still, fuck you, Discord.

Also, welcome back, Stuffie! Long time no see, where's that porn folder?

 

[Nightverge]

My porn folder is labelled "data" on my C: drive
Super sneaky, right?