The worst story you will ever read

[pbird]

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Read it out loud for the full effect, it is strangely hilarious.

 

[dmronny]

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Good god I can't get past the third paragraph, don't even want to know how bad it would be out loud. There are some good points, but way to much purple prose and come on you can put it on the net but don't spell check.

 

[Kusanagi]

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OH MY GOD MY EYES, THEY BLEED!

Seriously, though, too much bs-ing. It can be shorter.

 

[ToxicShock]

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and then john was a zombie

 

[Megamickel]

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Lol, I stopped reading fairly quickly. That's disgusting.

 

[Pale]

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That was worse.

P

 

[dogstile]

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eye of argon, thats an old OLD story

still can't get past the barbarian line

 

[Nunu]

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and the pants were dead...

 

[SirOni]

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Theres a really horrid Harry Potter fanfic on ED somewhere but I cant remember the title of the page its on. That is possibly one of the worst things I've ever tried reading.

 

[Nunu]

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oh... are you talking about

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yeah i couldn't be bothered finding a link to the actual story...

however for your reading pleasure, take this quote:

He began to sux on my boobs. I sexily cried out in pian. His mouth tasted tendr. He den stoped, and look at me. He lokd lik Gerald Way. He den went and tok is paints off. I saw his you know wat, and began to sux on it. Draco creied sucidally as I suxed on it.

 

[SirOni]

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YES! Thats the story I was talking about.

 

[Gatorbait]

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He lokd lik Gerald Way. He den went and tok is paints off.

I have to agree, though when someone tok is paints, You better run. Paint is nothing to take lightly.

 

[Nunu]

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“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! “R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo.

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not even literate

 

[SirOni]

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[Pheonix Alugere]

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My main problem with Eyes of Argon is does the author have enough adjectives? Would the world end if any noun went out naked with adjective clothing?