Re: Monster Girl Quest: Paradox
Actually that is a pretty good idea.
Can maybe someone summarize what happened in Part1 exactly?
Also do you need to know the previous trilogy to enjoy the paradox games?
*** OUTRAGEOUS SPOILERS WILL FOLLOW ***
You start off as a young boy called Luka, living in a village with your ridiculously THICC childhood friend. One day, you must become the hero, so you go to the mountains, where you're raped to death by the first slime girl you meet, if you're at a high difficulty. Later, a small snek and a useless goddess show up and demand you choose between them. Both are equally valid choices for different reasons, so I'll assume you want to have sex with your grandma.
You saddle up with THICC and the Great Moe, going off on adventure. On the way, you repeat basically the events of Part 1 of Monmusu Quest, except you get to recruit *everyone*. For the sake of convenience, I'm going to assume you roll with the Four Little Heavenly Kings, because that only makes sense. On the first continent, you find the harpies are missing, because they got trapped in a tower because they're dumb and evil power put them there. Also, some slugs have taken over a village. I forget, but there's more stuff that happens.
The most important things are that special places called Tartarus exist, where reality has been eaten up and parallel worlds leak into the void. The remnants of these realities host chaos daemons who want your delicious semen. You find random tag-alongs, like Shy Squid and Sexy Scientist Angel. The chaos daemons are really weird, and a lot of exposition happens. It's pretty cool.
In the outside world, you find out that all of the Four Heavenly Kings have disappeared, because the dev hates us in particular, and I want my fucking fluffy tail, dragon husband, slime prison, and horn mistress. In their place are three succubus sisters, who totally pwn your shit a lot and are straight up bitches. You're often saved by Glasses Gandalf and Female Laharl, who are totally your alternate timeline children, but they don't say much.
Going north, you eventually cross the ocean again, after dying a bunch of times to that fucking fox because you think you can beat her this time, leading to you arriving on the main continent. Shit gets weird here. You end up finding a mech factory made by alternate universe Promestein. There's a haunted house. The Pope becomes a terminator. You gain a free NEETcubus, whether you want her or not.
Just, a lot of things I can't remember.
Oh, and there's also the time rabbit who dunks you like a nerd. She's the one causing all the shit to happen, I think. Eventually she straight up destroys Glasses Gandalf.
You defeat the succubus sisters a bit, you go to an alternate world where the angels destroyed everyone and rule, and also end up arriving at an alternate world where the last part of it is crumbling. There, you reunite Chrome with her sister, where they have the most GAR family reunion ever.
The moral of the story is that your dad is some sort of chaos god, your mom is going to rape you good, your grandma doesn't know what the fuck is going on, you actually *can* punch out a chaos god who is your childhood friend in disguise, and you may or may not be immune to the destruction of all universes/the key to accessing all of the doors of Sigil and unlocking the multiverse.
The most important thing to remember is that Battlemaster is the best class to pair with other martial classes. You can set it up so that you can OHKO some bosses.
I probably left out 99% of the things that happen in the game, but a lot of that is giving your befriended monster girls their favorite food so that they'll mofumofu your dick.
Also do you need to know the previous trilogy to enjoy the paradox games?
Yes.
Also, all of this makes sense in context. Probably.
