(You took your time writing it out, fail lazy. Also, i never say than im lazy)
^Fails and need to grow up
< Happy to rest in Summer vacation
V Zero or toxic, but maybe is another one
^ is so active, you don't even know
< tried to rig a rube goldberg machine so he could leave this computer for about an hour, then pull a string that will cause this post to be entered so he can enter it in without being "active"
v knows i'm lying
^Isn't online right now, so isn't active
< Wants to tell Toxic God bless you for saying Rube, not Ruth
v Is probably Toxic, droppin' some knowledge on my ass
^ one hand on reply, the other... well lets not talk about that
< Has trouble fapping because he doesn't have hands.
v thought it was called a rude goldberg machine
^Can type without using hands... ?
< Has no idea what a rude goldberg machine is, but figure it's when a machine gives the finger to Whoopie Goldberg...
V Can probably tell me how silly I am
^ Has a silliness level of six - Take a talking moose, give it a fedora and a lamborghini, feed it a bushel of marijuana, and you got this guy
< Has two thumbs, and gets paid to got to school
V is about to run out of E-ink for his posts
^ Has a silliness level of six - Take a talking moose, give it a fedora and a lamborghini, feed it a bushel of marijuana, and you got this guy
< Has two thumbs, and gets paid to got to school
V is about to run out of E-ink for his posts
^ Is DEFINATELY going to fire me, as I refuse to even go into a bathroom used regularly by a guy with no hands to aim or wipe with...
^ Has been fired multiple times from his *current* job?
< Is looking for a new job
V Can give me one, but decides to save a LOT OF MONEY on [JOB] by hireing Gekkos.