Member Announcements Thread

[Bartnum]

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What makes you think I didn't film myself?

Not that I can post it, since you asked me not to.

 

[Cappy]

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What makes you think I didn't film myself?

Not that I can post it, since you asked me not to.

So we could say that although you put alleged actions to question,
We still have no idea if you actually did them, so we don't know for sure.

However, we saw Raptor Jesus clearly eating a baby in the video awhile back,
so it's undeniable that Raptor Jesus ate a baby alive.

If we where to discriminate everyone who MIGHT have raped babies for all we know, everyone on this thread would be discriminated against D=

 

[Bartnum]

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If we where to discriminate everyone who MIGHT have raped babies for all we know, everyone on this thread would be discriminated against D=

But only in France.

 

[Wonderboy]

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Holy hell! Those jokes were bad

 

[ToxicShock]

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off the top of my head

What's the best part about fucking a dead baby?
Breaking the hips to fit your dick.

What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs?
My penis

 

[Bartnum]

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Thanks, added and added. Have some rep for your contribution.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Thank you. And I don't know it this improves the context but that deepthroat one, I had always heard phrased as "What do you get when you break a baby's jaw" "deep"

 

[Cappy]

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More plus rep for making me laugh, first time hearing baby jokes that aren't unoriginal (at least not unless I scroll through barts giant ass signature, and I forget the first half as I reach the bottom T-T) lulz.
For both of you.

 

[TentanariX]

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THe inevitable has finally occured. Come the end of May I will have to be off the site for an unspecified amount of time. If I get the net back at my folks' place anything adult oriented is gonna be off limits. So after May it'll be aideu ULMF. It was interesting while it lasted. To the GMs and other RPers of the RPs I'm in here, I'll be MIA until further notice. My family's too poor to help support my rent here anymore and the economy's too bad to give me the needed hours. I'll see when I see you next. DX

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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THe inevitable has finally occured. Come the end of May I will have to be off the site for an unspecified amount of time. If I get the net back at my folks' place anything adult oriented is gonna be off limits. So after May it'll be aideu ULMF. It was interesting while it lasted. To the GMs and other RPers of the RPs I'm in here, I'll be MIA until further notice. My family's too poor to help support my rent here anymore and the economy's too bad to give me the needed hours. I'll see when I see you next. DX

Well that's no good. Best of luck after may.

 

[Kusanagi]

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Just hop on here when nobody's around/going to disturb you, then clean the history when you're done. So long as you don't actually download anything, you should still be able to get on here and post without them noticing.
Yanno, unless one or both parents are the paranoid type that checks to see if the history has been wiped lately. If that's the case, well, see ya around.

 

[Chibichibi]

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Ahem. Zevran does indeed Bottom when the PC is a human male.

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I nearly gnawed through my knuckle and I thought my face would burst into flame because I was blushing so much.

xD

Aaaanyway... *flees*

 

[XSI]

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THe inevitable has finally occured. Come the end of May I will have to be off the site for an unspecified amount of time. If I get the net back at my folks' place anything adult oriented is gonna be off limits. So after May it'll be aideu ULMF. It was interesting while it lasted. To the GMs and other RPers of the RPs I'm in here, I'll be MIA until further notice. My family's too poor to help support my rent here anymore and the economy's too bad to give me the needed hours. I'll see when I see you next. DX

That sucks, good luck with everything, and as has been mentioned, you can just go online when nobody is looking, and clear history after that. It also helps if you can convince them it's a site not about porn at all(Like just ignore the hentai sections and rp sections, while still visiting the everything else forum. Chatrooms are a lot easier to hide like that too, so maybe you won't have to be away completely, but it's still something to be careful with.

Also, in response to what Kusa said about paranoid parents, in my experience I've found it helps to explain to your father how to wipe the history. If yours is anything like mine then for every time you wipe history, he will have wiped it 2 times already.

If you can't come online, well..Good luck.

And Chibi, I heard from (very unreliable) sources you can also have a threesome with him in it. Yes, he will still be on the bottom.

 

[Cappy]

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I nearly gnawed through my knuckle and I thought my face would burst into flame because I was blushing so much.

Aaaanyway... *flees*

That's adorable, I think some people would have gay sex just to make you do that xD

 

[Incubus]

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That sucks, good luck with everything, and as has been mentioned, you can just go online when nobody is looking, and clear history after that. It also helps if you can convince them it's a site not about porn at all(Like just ignore the hentai sections and rp sections, while still visiting the everything else forum. Chatrooms are a lot easier to hide like that too, so maybe you won't have to be away completely, but it's still something to be careful with.

Also, in response to what Kusa said about paranoid parents, in my experience I've found it helps to explain to your father how to wipe the history. If yours is anything like mine then for every time you wipe history, he will have wiped it 2 times already.

If you can't come online, well..Good luck.

And Chibi, I heard from (very unreliable) sources you can also have a threesome with him in it. Yes, he will still be on the bottom.

You can. You can have a threesome with any of the romance options and a certain NPC if you do it right. Zevran is special because you can actually end up with a foursome with the right combination of characters at the right point.

 

[Cappy]

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You can. You can have a threesome with any of the romance options and a certain NPC if you do it right. Zevran is special because you can actually end up with a foursome with the right combination of characters at the right point.

LOLWUT

 

[Copper]

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THe inevitable has finally occured. Come the end of May I will have to be off the site for an unspecified amount of time. If I get the net back at my folks' place anything adult oriented is gonna be off limits. So after May it'll be aideu ULMF. It was interesting while it lasted. To the GMs and other RPers of the RPs I'm in here, I'll be MIA until further notice. My family's too poor to help support my rent here anymore and the economy's too bad to give me the needed hours. I'll see when I see you next. DX

Blarghey. Well, that sucks, Tenta. Perhaps if you can follow XSI's advice, we'll see you around. If not, take care of yourself and come back to us when you can. Door's always open.

And Chibi, I heard from (very unreliable) sources you can also have a threesome with him in it. Yes, he will still be on the bottom.

True and yet not. See Incubus' comment below.

You can. You can have a threesome with any of the romance options and a certain NPC if you do it right. Zevran is special because you can actually end up with a foursome with the right combination of characters at the right point.

The only bad thing is

Spoiler

happens off-camera. Hence the "yet not," since you don't actually see what happens. Though there are PLENTY of fanfics about it...

 

[Chibichibi]

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That's adorable, I think some people would have gay sex just to make you do that xD

*stares* Not so much the whole, gay sex thing. I love my yaoi manga and my collection of Gay porn. Plus, you don't actually see anything. Those loicloth things they wear are adorable though xD

I don't right know why it made me react like that... probably because it's the character is "me". I dunno. I squee and giggle everytime they kiss too, so it's kinda just strange to me. x3

So yeah, gonna get back to the game, I'm sure camp has loaded by now. It's sexing time again! As Zevran would say, "Work work work."

 

[Cappy]

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*stares* Not so much the whole, gay sex thing. I love my yaoi manga and my collection of Gay porn. Plus, you don't actually see anything. Those loicloth things they wear are adorable though xD

I don't right know why it made me react like that... probably because it's the character is "me". I dunno. I squee and giggle everytime they kiss too, so it's kinda just strange to me. x3

So yeah, gonna get back to the game, I'm sure camp has loaded by now. It's sexing time again! As Zevran would say, "Work work work."

I understand, you enjoy the whole hard-blush sort of thing.
If you aren't averse to porn and furries I have the best comic strip for you EVER,
lol, I literally went d'awww because it was so romantic and cute.

 

[Chibichibi]

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I understand, you enjoy the whole hard-blush sort of thing.
If you aren't averse to porn and furries I have the best comic strip for you EVER,
lol, I literally went d'awww because it was so romantic and cute.

I just think their relationship is adorable. Then again, i'd do the same if it were a female warden, and i have blushed for that too lol. Especially with the Warden/Alistair relationship. I keep going "D'AWWW!!!!" and blushing. I'm a sucker for romance. i just can't help myself. Not like romance novels though.

Oooh? *grabbyhands*

I wish my game would load faster >.>;;