Kill the person above you.

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Grave sighed, then finished Dia with a swift blow. "In your next life, I believe."

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Grabs Phoenix, who was being raped by the orge and slices her throat and throws her at Cross in a Grave, the divine flames effectively killing Cross in a Grave*

"Spectral plane we fight in now Cross in a Grave, your choice of weapons this time."

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Grave sighed. "The choices are rather limited here... We can't use material weapons, we can't manipulate the elements, time nor space... Most energy types are useless as well." Green flame-like aura appeared around Grave's right arm. It expanded, forming a wraithblade. "Well, this is how we're going to fight. No tricks, no spells. Spirit weapons and pure force."

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

"Alright, but could we schedule this for a different time? I have pressing matters in a kingdom I conquered."

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Grave shrugged. "Whatever. Just go."

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

"But first, BOOM!"

Cross in a grave is returned to physical plane and I warp to my kingdom.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

As if I couldn't return to physical plane by myself...

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Stabs cross in the back with a non activated chain saw.*

Wakey wakey, it's been a week.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Grave's head detaches itself and the rest of the body explodes, killing Dia in the process*

Oh really?

 

[lurker]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Releases Mini-Nuke of doom!*

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*eats the nuke*

Buh?

 

[lurker]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Mini-Nuke only kills Grave*

WIN

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Grave's radioactive skull bites Lurker*

I can't be killed by things I eat.

 

[Caulder]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*F1r35 h15 L4z0r 4t Gr4v3*

Win.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*casts protection from 1337-speak*

My turn.

*stabs Burrito with DOOM!*

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Reflects burrito's of doom causing paradoxes to open and swallow a swallow that is carrying a 3 pound coconut from the caribbean islands across some thousand miles to drop and use in a movie that cross in a grave must answer correctly or the doom he shot and or stabbed at burrito will come back and be his anal assassin and anal rape him with a 92 inch small dildo made from dry ice.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Grave calls upon the power of Monty Python!*

*his answer is correct... and Dia is raped by DOOM!*

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Is now ultimate Doom!
Turns it into a slapping fight and slaps cross in a grave's nose sending it flying off into the distance.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*turns the fight into a poking fight and pokes Dia off a magic cliff*

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Falls two feet and hits a pit of marbles. The magic cliff goes om nom nom nom on cross in a grave's body.*