I sue myself read post for more details.

[lurker]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

I do it for the law. And the crowd of ladies wanting to see your knickers. I'm the bloody bailif aftar all!

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Also, if you do not agree to strip, then we will hold this current trial in suspension and you will be prosecuted on the charges of failing to strip when requested by the court.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

What he said

 

[Momiji]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

What s/he said.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

What the hell does that mean?

Eat my ovaries!

 

[Momiji]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

What the hell does that mean?

Eat my ovaries!

Your ovaries can go fuck themselves, I have a job to do!

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Oh, to hell with it. The current trial is now in suspension and Diagasvesle, you are now under charges of not getting naked in front of us. Does the defense have an opening statement?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

I believe my defense attorney does.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Looks like your defense attorney doesn't.

Does the prosecution have any opening statements?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Yes your honor. It has appeared to me that all the time that I have been on, people mistake my title for an old member. That is clearly a lie and does not compute with anything known.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

The current trial is now in suspension and Diagasvesle, you are now under charges of not getting naked in front of us.

Your statement has been erased from the court's memory because it had nothing to do with the current trial.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Your honor I do not feel comfortable getting naked in front of people. That means I would have to get neutered just so I don't reveal my actual gender to you.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Neutering is popularly used in a male fashion, while spaying is females.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Well now, what do you have to say for yourself, MR. Diagasvesle?

 

[Momiji]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

I think he should just whip his dick out and be done with it.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Never! I will not reveal my gender at all cost even through I claim to be male! Furthermore I do not own a camera, nor do I feel like purchasing one. Besides, toxicshock and darkfire sound like two villains that hold weapons simliar to their names. Therefore you two must be hiding toxic weapons that shoot shocking fire that is dark!

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Never! I will not reveal my gender at all cost even through I claim to be male!

... I'm not even gonna try to comprehend this.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

In all fairness to the defendant, "neuter" is a blanket term. In a poor metaphor, it is like how the derogatory "Faggot" is usually directed towards males because specific terms exist for the females (in this case, "spaying") but it still applies to both.

The defense may continue if he so pleases. Else this shit's never gonna finish, and I'm gonna miss House.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

If we miss House, you're getting twenty-five to life.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: I sue myself read post for more details.

Hmmmmm, ok, as defense I remove all my clothing and there you see my naked body. I leave the rest up to your imagination. Ok, can we now get back to the actual case or do you want Mo bring in the baliff?