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[Diagasvesle]

I sue myself for being a copycat tentacle god. I also sue myself for copying lurker and siphon and all the others that have reached tentacle God hood before me. There should only be so many tentacle Gods.

I would like the judges to be Darkfire and Toxic.
Is there anyone willing to stand against me?

 

[Momiji]

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Who says you're gonna win!? No one's gonna win but ME, bitches! I'm Mr. Momiji, professional ass-kicker. I mean lawyer. I meant lawyer. Same thing, really.

I'm playin' Defense in this here case, you hear me!? I'm like the Pittsburgh Steelers of the law world! No motherfucking offense is gonna get past me and my 6 super bowl rings!

 

[ToxicShock]

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Double penetration judges?

I accept it

 

[lurker]

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If I has to be a witness... *jumps town*

 

[DarkFire1004]

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Nothing can stop the Toxic-Dark combo! Try selling THAT at 9.99 a plate, Friendly's!

 

[Momiji]

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Nothing can stop the Toxic-Dark combo! Try selling THAT at 9.99 a plate, Friendly's!

Friendly's sells food?

 

[Obeliskos]

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Friendly's sells food?

There's a restaurant called Friendly's?

 

[Diagasvesle]

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Well I never.

Anyway, I call myself to the stand to prosecute myself. JUdges am I allow to do that?

 

[DarkFire1004]

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No. Now strip naked and let the bailiff perform a cavity search on you. It's the law.

 

[ToxicShock]

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I'm afraid Judge Dark is right. According to article 17 of Roe v Wade Boggs, you are obligated to strip in front of us, however, according to the supreme court's ruling, the judges and jury are not obligated to watch. However, everyone else in the room are forced to.

 

[Diagasvesle]

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Errrr, does that really exist? Also, who's the baliff? I just requested two judges to preside over me stealing lurker and siphon's title.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Judge Dark, do we consider the defendant/prosecutor hostile? And if so, then continued action will have you in contempt of court.

 

[DarkFire1004]

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Judge Toxic, I'm rather surprised you've forgotten. The defendant/prosecutor has tried numerous times to commit manslaughter on several members, including yourself, even when completely completely unprovoked.

For instance,

Chooses not to kill Dia, but instead finishes his quest on achieving complete immortality

Only to find that quest an abrupt end since for toxic to attain immortality he must defeat aika in a drinking contest OF POISON! While I on the other hand line up me crossbow gun!

To not have him strip right here and now would be nothing short of endangering the court audience, as well as yourself.

 

[Momiji]

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I already got the video cameras and everything...

 

[Diagasvesle]

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Can't I just take the weapons out of my pockets and not strip?

 

[ToxicShock]

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Thank you Judge Dark

No, I'm sorry ma'am. It's the law

 

[lurker]

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You heard them, man. *Pokes with Nightstick* Strip and spread them.

 

[Momiji]

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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE LAW!

Hmm..

Maybe...


YOU FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON!

 

[Diagasvesle]

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I believe Darkfire just wants to see me naked as does Lurker. I refuse to do so. I shall now remove myself to contempt of the court. If Mommiji strips then I will not.

 

[DarkFire1004]

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Court is already in session, and you don't have the jurisdiction to remove yourself from court. There is no "Mommiji" present in this court room, and you are obligated by law to strip.

Furthermore, Lurker and my desire to see you naked has nothing to do with the precautions we are taking.