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Pics or it didn't happen.
 
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No, cuz you fucked up the url
 
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So you admit you're a morbidly obese man?
 
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Um, my eyes are burning out of my skull now. Can we charge him for assaulting a law officer?
 
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Assaulting an officer of the law? We'll be holding THAT case right after we finish this one. And someone get a stretching for the bailiff.
 
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A stretching? Pussy. Real men get up and drive themselves to the hospital. And then they throw shit at the doctors.
 
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Ok.... I am a morbidly obese man with man boobs. Can we get on it with?
 
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No. We missed House. After the "assaulting an officer" trial, you are now sentenced to a hearing for making us miss House.

Moving on, Mr. Diagasvesle, you are charged with melting our bailiff's eyes. How do you plead?
 
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This court has become a phallusy
 
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I plead that the baliff looked and thus condemned himself before my sexiness. He was not worthy to look upon my form.
 
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OH YEAH!! You're guilty btw...
 
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Diagasvesle said:
I plead that the baliff looked and thus condemned himself before my sexiness. He was not worthy to look upon my form.
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Gladly! *runs away screaming*
 
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Oh shit. Did we miss House?
 
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