Re: Member Announcements Thread
Does America-Land not have a
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? That's what we have here in Britain, for all the people who just can't decide who to vote for.
They have lots of forwards thinking policies including:-
- Put all people committed of un-social behaviour in to Stocks, this will create a demand for stocks, which should help to increase the stock market.
- Superglue unruly teenagers together. As the saying goes if you cant beat them you may as well join em.
- The problems of prison overcrowding and increased crime will be solved easily by issuing a compulsory contract on McDonalds to do all prison catering. Conservative estimates suggest a 50% reduction in crime rates within 2 years with 0% re-offender figures.
- All politicians should paint them selves permanently head to toe in the colour of the party they represent – e.g. all Labour candidates in Red, all Conservatives in Blue, etc,etc
- At 12 0′ clock pm every day we will have a one hour silence dedicated to our time that has been lost due to work, home and labour
- Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary.
- Ban tractors from driving on roads, they can drive across their fields.
- Make it illegal for super heroes to use their powers for evil.
- Anyone allowing their Hyena to poop on the pavement should shovel it away immediately, As this is no laughing matter.