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Good to know you haven't been washed away Siphon, was starting to worry a little.
But wait... I thought you lived on an Ori warship. How did a storm even hit you?
It's not Halloween yet. Oh no, we pushed that holiday back to Monday... cuz we have the power to do so.
FEAR OUT LEGISLATURE, PAGAN GODS!
Just count yourself you didn't get yelled at by the police. See, we had a curfew. Why did we have a curfew? Cuz everyone was without power and cable wires were down everywhere. How did we tell everyone about the curfew? CALL THE LANDLINES!