You may not, on any part of this site:
- Swear excessively.
-- Well fuck.
- Post or direct people to pornographic or other extremely offensive material.
-- i.e., HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE THE LEAP FROM ZOMBIES TO PORN? Fucking necrophiles...
- Make excessive personal, out of character insults to other human players.
-- You may only call them a douchebag if, in fact, they actually ARE a giant douchebag; you may only call them a mother-fucker if, indeed, they like the MILF; and so on.
- Log into an account other than your own.
-- Because, you know, we can do something about it... yeah...
- PvP against other characters that you own.
-- Again, yeah, we can do something about that... like, totally...
- Attempt to cheat, hack, exploit bugs or otherwise gain an unfair advantage.
-- We put as much care into this as we do our multi-player synch!
- Use bots or macro programs.
-- Third time, like, we can totally tell... that, and we would never rely on whiny players who can't tell the difference between skill and a bot...
- Attempt to buy or sell in-game items/accounts/money for anything outside of the game. The only legal way to do this is via the Official Dead Frontier Shop.
-- There are plenty of illegal ways, and there's really nothing we can do to stop you, but we're required to say this by law.
- Deliberately impersonate another player by creating an account with a visually similar account name.
-- Yanno, because that's obviously what you're doing, and it's not because you feel you had that name first, and don't want to give it up/you forgot your account and had to make a new one, and wanted to let people know it is, in fact, you.
WARNING: Dead Frontier Online uses a number of sophisticated anti-cheating techniques. If the system detects cheating you will be banned instantly, without warning.
-- Yeah, we're too lazy to double check this system, so if you get banned, it's obviously because you were cheating, with no failure on the system's part what-so-ever...
Game Staff
Moderators and other members of staff are to be respected at all times. Out of character insults directed to them will be treated more harshly than they would be if directed at a normal player. You are not allowed to question their authority, or their decisions at any time.
-- We are gods in this game, and intend to get back at our childhood bullies by bullying you lot.
Ownership
Please be aware that all accounts and everything contained within them are the sole property of Neil Yates. Jagged Blade Software reserves the right to suspend, delete, or otherwise refuse entry to any account at any time, for any reason.
-- Because we are gods here.
Changes
Jagged Blade Software reserves the right to update these rules at anytime, without notice. By continuing to play the game after the rules have changed, you are effectively agreeing to the new set of rules. It is your responsibility to check these rules frequently for any updates. If at any time you do not agree with the rules stated above, you should immediately delete all your accounts and refrain from playing the game any further.
-- We won't tell you when we update, so if you get banned because of an update that states you're not allowed to play this on the third tuesday of every month 'lest you wear a blue tie on your character within 5 seconds of logging in, it's all your fault.
. Probably Scientist, Doctor, 1 Stat Boost profession and 1 RP profession.
