Epic Quotes

[Chibichibi]

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and because something I've posted firefly quotes in would not be complete without this...

Jayne!
The Man they call Jayne!

Oh, He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.

Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'.
He saw the mudders' lament.
And he saw the Magistrate takin'
every dollar and leavin' five cents.
So he said: "You can't do that to my people."
said "You can't crush them under your heel."
So Jayne strapped on his hat
and in 5 seconds flat
stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal.

Oh, He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.

Now here is what separates heroes
from common folk like you and I.
The man they call Jayne
he turned 'round his plane
and let that money hit sky.

He dropped it onto our houses
he dropped it into our yards.
The man they called Jayne
he stole away our pain
and headed out for the stars!

(Here we go!)

He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne...

 

[TentanariX]

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"There are things out there hat people dont understand, that they couldn't understand, that they shouldn't understand. That's why we're here, becuase sometimes shit happens, and 'Who're you gonna call?'" Peter Vakemen

I admit that I might not have gotten it completely correct or spelled his name right so anyone can feel free to fix it if they wish.

"Attention, troops. Our superiors in the U.N have just informed me that the war is canceled, you can all go home. Bison is being payed off for his crimes, but you can all go home. Meanwhile, our friends would have died there, they would have died for nothing, but you can all go home. Well, I'm not going home. I'm going to get in my boat, and i'm going to go up river, and I'm going to kick Bison's ass so hard, that the next Bison WANNABE is going to feel it! Now, who wants to go home, and who wants to go with ME!?" Col. Guile

 

[Chibichibi]

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"There are things out there hat people dont understand, that they couldn't understand, that they shouldn't understand. That's why we're here, becuase sometimes shit happens, and 'Who're you gonna call?'" Peter Vakemen

I admit that I might not have gotten it completely correct or spelled his name right so anyone can feel free to fix it if they wish.

"Attention, troops. Our superiors in the U.N have just informed me that the war is canceled, you can all go home. Bison is being payed off for his crimes, but you can all go home. Meanwhile, our friends would have died there, they would have died for nothing, but you can all go home. Well, I'm not going home. I'm going to get in my boat, and i'm going to go up river, and I'm going to kick Bison's ass so hard, that the next Bison WANNABE is going to feel it! Now, who wants to go home, and who wants to go with ME!?" Col. Guile

You got the name wrong, and I've googled the quote and nowhere can I find it. which movie was it from?

 

[TentanariX]

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Ghost busters 2, and I think it's when they're on trial in the beginning of the movie.
The second is from the street fighter movie, Live action

 

[Chibichibi]

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Ghost busters 2, and I think it's when they're on trial in the beginning of the movie.
The second is from the street fighter movie, Live action

Peter Venkman and i found it!

PETER
There are some things in this world that go way beyond human understanding. Things that cannot be explained. Things that some don't even want to know about! That is where we come in.
RAY and EGON nod

PROSECUTOR
So what you're saying is that the world of the supernatural is your exclusive province?

PETER
Kitten, I think that what I'm saying is that: sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?

 

[TentanariX]

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GOZER
Are you a god?
PETER nods "yes" to RAY

RAY
No.

GOZER
reaching its arms back into the temple
Then... die!
Fires lightning at the Ghostbusters. They sail across the temple, clinging to the edge of the building.

WINSTON
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
RAY nods

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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PETER: This is like the time you tried to drill a hole in your skull.

EGON: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

 

[Copper]

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"Attention, troops. Our superiors in the U.N have just informed me that the war is canceled, you can all go home. Bison is being payed off for his crimes, but you can all go home. Meanwhile, our friends would have died there, they would have died for nothing, but you can all go home. Well, I'm not going home. I'm going to get in my boat, and i'm going to go up river, and I'm going to kick Bison's ass so hard, that the next Bison WANNABE is going to feel it! Now, who wants to go home, and who wants to go with ME!?" Col. Guile

You got it wrong. The correct version of the quote is

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[Archer]

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Love of ghostbusters can never be truly wrong.

"Yes it's true......this man has no dick."

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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"Col. have you lost your mind?" -UN pencil pusher fuckhead
"No. You've lost your balls," - JCVD
(Street fighter)

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question."

"I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do."

"Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."

"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a…fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you."

"It's called 'Daisy'. [singing slower and slower] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two …"

Incidentally, this unorthodox, classic villain was one of the inspirations for Hannibal Lector's portrayal by Anthony Hopkins.

 

[TentanariX]

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PETER
Not so fast, Vigo! Hey, Vigo! Yeah, you! The bimbo with the baby. Anyone ever tell you the big shoulder look is out? You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal. Only a Carpathian would come back to life now and choose New York. Tasty pick, bonehead! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley!

Peter Venkman

 

[Tassadar]

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"You're not so bad after all. You just dress bad."

 

[TentanariX]

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"I said it once...... and I'll say it again....... MAN DO I LOVE BEING A TURTLE........"

"You know, you think finding a new place to live would be easy!"
"But no~~"
"You think even an idiot could find a place to live down here!"
"But no------" Michaelangelo falls down a hole to their new hideout.

---Ninja Turtles 2 Secret of the Ooze.

 

[Kusanagi]

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"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
- Principal in Billy Madison

 

[Momiji]

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"Who the hell are you!?"

"The hell I am Harry." - Harry Dresden

 

[Kusanagi]

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"I think I may start advocating a Canadian spelling of porn as pourn. It's superior because it puts you in it."
- Lar deSouza

 

[Copper]

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Lar is f'ing great. And I wish we could make Sohmer president, I really do.

 

[Twisted]

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Since nobody has put this here, and I was just listening to Hammerfall's new album...

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[Chibichibi]

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Lar is f'ing great. And I wish we could make Sohmer president, I really do.

On some levels I do... and on other levels, dear god in heaven no. (I met them at Dragon*Con last year, epicSadFace they won't be back)