Epic Quotes
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"Didn't anybody ever tell you; there's one thing you never put in a trap. If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans of seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap: Me."
Slightly paraphrased, nothing of value was lost.
"Didn't anybody ever tell you; there's one thing you never put in a trap. If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans of seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap: Me."
Slightly paraphrased, nothing of value was lost.
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"I think defending ourselves from a demon spirit that's now inhabiting your best friend's cousin ranks pretty damn high on the list of good excuses for not wanting to analyze our relationship right now. Could-could you hand me that loaded pipe so I can take care of this tall freak with the ax that's coming up the steps?"
-David (Dead and Breakfast)
"I think defending ourselves from a demon spirit that's now inhabiting your best friend's cousin ranks pretty damn high on the list of good excuses for not wanting to analyze our relationship right now. Could-could you hand me that loaded pipe so I can take care of this tall freak with the ax that's coming up the steps?"
-David (Dead and Breakfast)
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Gah, I recognise that, but I can't for the life of me remember where it's from...
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I prefer the third incarnation of the good Doctor,
I prefer the third incarnation of the good Doctor,
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. Probably mostly because he was the Doctor when I started watching Dr. Who. That's also around the time they started producing it in color, so that might have something to do with it, too. I'll watch black & white shows/movies, but I prefer color.
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I only just got started, because I grew up without cable or satellite, subsiding on only public access television. I intend to catch up at some point, but right now the timing is less than ideal so I'll take what they'll give me on BBCA.
I only just got started, because I grew up without cable or satellite, subsiding on only public access television. I intend to catch up at some point, but right now the timing is less than ideal so I'll take what they'll give me on BBCA.
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"I'm full of love!... and C4," - Teddy Bear bait from zombie Apocalypse.
"I'm full of love!... and C4," - Teddy Bear bait from zombie Apocalypse.
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Anders: Oh, you don't know the story behind the robes? You know how strict things are in the Circle, right? Of course you do. Well, the robes make quick trysts in the corner easy. No laces or buttons. You're done before the Templars catch on.
Also Anders: This place is a death trap! If I have to step into the bushes to answer a call of nature, you're coming with me!
And in the Dalish elf Origin, if you go behind the mirror, down the tunnel, there's a strange statue that says this when you examine it: A strange statue commemorating the emergence of, and the short lived trading relationship with, Dwarves who dug too high and too frugal and struck elves...
And the Original quote: "Moria! Moria! Wonder of the Northern world! Too deep we delved there, and woke the nameless fear."
Anders: Oh, you don't know the story behind the robes? You know how strict things are in the Circle, right? Of course you do. Well, the robes make quick trysts in the corner easy. No laces or buttons. You're done before the Templars catch on.
Also Anders: This place is a death trap! If I have to step into the bushes to answer a call of nature, you're coming with me!
And in the Dalish elf Origin, if you go behind the mirror, down the tunnel, there's a strange statue that says this when you examine it: A strange statue commemorating the emergence of, and the short lived trading relationship with, Dwarves who dug too high and too frugal and struck elves...
And the Original quote: "Moria! Moria! Wonder of the Northern world! Too deep we delved there, and woke the nameless fear."
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I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp
-There is no Spoon
I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp
-There is no Spoon
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"All we have to do is look in our pants and see if we got some balls, then go do it." -Old Man Fish, The Silver Spike by Glen Cook
"All we have to do is look in our pants and see if we got some balls, then go do it." -Old Man Fish, The Silver Spike by Glen Cook
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"I don't like threats, I don't like bullies, and I don't like you!"
"Fear exists for one purpose: to be conquered"
"Ever since my first day on the job as a Starfleet Captian, I swore I'd never let myself get caught in one of these Godforsaken paradoxes. The past is the future, the future is the past, it all gives me a headache."
"Mind melds... the last time I heard the words "my mind to your mind", I had a headache for two weeks."
- Captain Janeway
"If we don't get more power to the warp drive we're all going to have to get out and push!"
- Paris
"You were working for her, Seska was working for them, was anyone on that ship working for me?"
- Chakotay
"'Impossible' is a word that humans use far too often."
- Seven of Nine
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
"All of us have violent instincts. We have evolved from predators. Well, not me, of course. I've been programmed by you predators."
"The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy."
- The Doctor (EMH)
"Your uniform is very... informative."
- The Doctor, to Seven of Nine
"You're a woman, Seven." -- The Doctor
"Is that an observation or a diagnosis?" -- Seven of Nine
"Small talk is a vital dating skill. It helps to establish a rapport with your companion." -- The Doctor
"Perhaps there's something to be said for assimilation after all." -- Seven of Nine
"Do you know what a Vulcan mind meld is?" -- Tuvok
"It's that thing where you grab someone's head..." -- Crewman Suiter
"Me, get up in front of people and perform? I don't think so." -- Chakotay
"Come on, Chakotay. There must be some talent you have that people would enjoy. Maybe I could stand with an apple on my head and you could phaser it off." -- Janeway
"Sounds great. If I miss I get to be captain." -- Chakotay
"We need to talk about this...I think we need to define some paramaters...about us." -- Janeway
"I'm not sure I can...define peramaters. But I can tell you a story, an acient legend among my people. Its about an angry warrior who lived his life in conflict with the rest of his tribe, a man who couldn't find peace even with the help of his spirit guide. For years he stuggled with his discontent, but the only satisfaction he ever got came when he was in battle. This made him a hero among his tribe, but the warrior still longed for peace within himself. One day he and his war party were captured by a neighboring tribe, lead by a woman warrior. She called on him to join her, because her tribe was too small and weak to defend itself from all its enimies. The woman warrior was brave, and beautiful, and very wise. The angry warrior swore to himself that he would stay by her side, doing whatever he could to make her burden lighter. From that point on her needs would come first; and in that way, the warrior began to know the true meaning of peace." -- Chakotay
"Is that really an ancient legend?" -- Janeway
"No...but that made it easier to say." -- Chakotay
"I don't like threats, I don't like bullies, and I don't like you!"
"Fear exists for one purpose: to be conquered"
"Ever since my first day on the job as a Starfleet Captian, I swore I'd never let myself get caught in one of these Godforsaken paradoxes. The past is the future, the future is the past, it all gives me a headache."
"Mind melds... the last time I heard the words "my mind to your mind", I had a headache for two weeks."
- Captain Janeway
"If we don't get more power to the warp drive we're all going to have to get out and push!"
- Paris
"You were working for her, Seska was working for them, was anyone on that ship working for me?"
- Chakotay
"'Impossible' is a word that humans use far too often."
- Seven of Nine
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
"All of us have violent instincts. We have evolved from predators. Well, not me, of course. I've been programmed by you predators."
"The Borg: party-poopers of the galaxy."
- The Doctor (EMH)
"Your uniform is very... informative."
- The Doctor, to Seven of Nine
"You're a woman, Seven." -- The Doctor
"Is that an observation or a diagnosis?" -- Seven of Nine
"Small talk is a vital dating skill. It helps to establish a rapport with your companion." -- The Doctor
"Perhaps there's something to be said for assimilation after all." -- Seven of Nine
"Do you know what a Vulcan mind meld is?" -- Tuvok
"It's that thing where you grab someone's head..." -- Crewman Suiter
"Me, get up in front of people and perform? I don't think so." -- Chakotay
"Come on, Chakotay. There must be some talent you have that people would enjoy. Maybe I could stand with an apple on my head and you could phaser it off." -- Janeway
"Sounds great. If I miss I get to be captain." -- Chakotay
"We need to talk about this...I think we need to define some paramaters...about us." -- Janeway
"I'm not sure I can...define peramaters. But I can tell you a story, an acient legend among my people. Its about an angry warrior who lived his life in conflict with the rest of his tribe, a man who couldn't find peace even with the help of his spirit guide. For years he stuggled with his discontent, but the only satisfaction he ever got came when he was in battle. This made him a hero among his tribe, but the warrior still longed for peace within himself. One day he and his war party were captured by a neighboring tribe, lead by a woman warrior. She called on him to join her, because her tribe was too small and weak to defend itself from all its enimies. The woman warrior was brave, and beautiful, and very wise. The angry warrior swore to himself that he would stay by her side, doing whatever he could to make her burden lighter. From that point on her needs would come first; and in that way, the warrior began to know the true meaning of peace." -- Chakotay
"Is that really an ancient legend?" -- Janeway
"No...but that made it easier to say." -- Chakotay
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"Try and beat pussy for a penny. If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere... fuck it!"
"Try and beat pussy for a penny. If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere... fuck it!"
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Vernichten oder heilen. Ich kann alles. (German)
Destroying or healing. I can everything. (English translation)
Apothecarius from the game Warhammer 40K Dawn of war
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Vernichten oder heilen. Ich kann alles. (German)
Destroying or healing. I can everything. (English translation)
Apothecarius from the game Warhammer 40K Dawn of war
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"Excuse me, but I'd like to interview the defendant."
Keats from "Folklore", said during the reporter's crowning moment of awesome.
"Excuse me, but I'd like to interview the defendant."
Keats from "Folklore", said during the reporter's crowning moment of awesome.
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"But Finn told me I'm a top-notch adventurer, and my adventurous instincts tell me to seduce that tentacle critter with my womanly charms and elephant prowess."
-Treetrunks
A creepy episode, and a line I'd hope to never hear again ever.
"I'm helping you by tempting this guy with my body."
"It's not a guy, Treetrunks. It's a snake armed, ruby brain beast."
"Even brain beasts get lonely, Finn."
"But Finn told me I'm a top-notch adventurer, and my adventurous instincts tell me to seduce that tentacle critter with my womanly charms and elephant prowess."
-Treetrunks
A creepy episode, and a line I'd hope to never hear again ever.
"I'm helping you by tempting this guy with my body."
"It's not a guy, Treetrunks. It's a snake armed, ruby brain beast."
"Even brain beasts get lonely, Finn."