Re: Epic Quotes
Hawkeye: Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye: Blow in my ear.
Margaret: What?
Hawkeye: I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Frank Burns: That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Charles: That rapier-like wit. I've seen snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Krispies.
Klinger: Oh, first I'm a plant; now, I'm breakfast food. What next?
Charles: Well, you're crude and unrefined... how about petroleum?
Colonel Flagg: You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
Colonel Flagg: I've got to nip this guy in the bud. This sort of behavior is contagious, you know. One guy decides he's not gonna fight anymore, it catches on, and pretty soon you know what we've got?
B.J.: Peace?
Dr. Sidney Freedman: Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice: pull down your pants and slide on the ice
Condon: [a racist, who insisted his blood transfusion come from a white donor] What are you guys trying to do to me? Did you give me the wrong color blood or not?
Trapper: All blood is the same.
Hawkeye: You ever hear of Dr Charles Drew, soldier?
Condon: Who's that?
Hawkeye: Dr Drew invented the process for separating blood so it can be stored.
Trapper: Plasma.
Hawkeye: He died last April after a car accident in North Carolina.
Trapper: He bled to death. The hospital wouldn't let him in.
Hawkeye: It was for whites only.
