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those restrictions didn't affect me when i was lurking as a guest so there is no point to lurk with an account but besides to take up a small amount of server upkeep.
 

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I hate cold. It's something like -20 celcius outside. Also, fuck snow. The only good things about it are that it's pretty and you can throw snowballs at other people.
 

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Snow also makes great building material in cold enough weather. I remember camping when I was younger and making a small hut out of snow. It was warm as all hell!
 

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I remember my brother making this huge elaborate fort, and even built himself a "cooler" out of snow, but made the mistake of leaving his sodas in it, so a few days later we noticed the now multicolored portion of his fort.
 

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Sodas in glass bottles or in metal cans? Either way, you'd have to pick that crap up later on.
 

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cans, thank god.
But he had mountain dew, cokes, and a fruit punch can, so it couldn't have been more colorful if he tried.
 

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Haha, that's funny. Christmas coloured snow.
 

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I hate:

The Death Note ending (like the alternate manga ending better)
and
I intensly hate the Jonas brothers and most Disney productions in the category of Live actor tv-shows (Hannah Montana, Wizards at Beverly something), live actor Disney movies (high school musical, Jonas fucking brothers the movie)

and
*drums*
I hate, hate, hate almost all "Your mom" and "That's what she said!" mostly because I tend to throw them out without thinking o.0
 

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and
*drums*
I hate, hate, hate almost all "Your mom" and "That's what she said!" mostly because I tend to throw them out without thinking o.0
THAT'S WHAT SHE- *Boom! Headshot*
 

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I FUCKING HATE SNOW.

*roars and waves arms around to express the anger*
 

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I hate all these stupid accounts that keep posting nimp links and ect. I wish I could use the power of hate to make them go away forever.
 
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I have a little something to say about those stupid accounts. I'll make it green for maximum reading pleasure.
I just want a little editorial balance here. The rest of this letter is focused exclusively on Stupid Accounts, not because I harbor any ill-will towards him but because he thinks we want him to appropriate sacred symbols for fatuitous purposes. Excuse me, but maybe if anything will free us from the shackles of his juvenile, baleful taradiddles, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that Stupid argues that I am puerile for wanting to strike at the heart of his efforts to brainwash the masses into submission. I should point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago. Should someone think that I am saying too much, I am not saying too much but much too little. For Stupid says that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum. Yet he also wants to reduce human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Am I the only one who sees the irony there? I ask because he is always prating about how the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. (He used to say that he is a man of morality, achievements, and noble qualities, one who often sacrifices his own reputation or safety in order to pursue that which is right and those things that truly matter, but the evidence is too contrary so he's given up on that score.)

In the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving Stupid, but Stupid uses obscure words like "unexceptionableness" and "conventionalization" to conceal his agenda to dispense bread and circuses to unregenerate, offensive fussbudgets to entice them to lead me down a path of pain and suffering. I find that having to process phrases with long words like those makes me feel hoodwinked, inferior, definitely frustrated, and angry. That's why I strive for utmost clarity whenever I explain to others that you and I have a lot more class than Stupid. Let's be sure that I've made myself absolutely clear: We should agree on definitions before saying anything further about Stupid's disloyal apologues. For starters, let's say that "onanism" is "that which makes Stupid yearn to bring about a wonderland of faddism."

There doesn't seem to be much we can do about this, as if it made any difference. If Stupid would abandon his name-calling and false dichotomies it would be much easier for me to provide a trenchant analysis of Stupid's ideologies. He says that he acts in the public interest. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

One wonders how Stupid can complain about what I call pigheaded fomenters of revolution given that his own biases also aim to paint pictures of crapulous worlds inhabited by insufferable swaggerers. Are we going to step back and let him place our children at imminent risk of serious harm? I can tell you this: I will be speaking out—every day and everywhere—to make sure that we do not. He wants to create division in the name of diversity. But what if the tables were turned? How would Stupid like that?

Allotheism is rapidly becoming the rule of the day. But it goes further than that; of all of Stupid's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "Stupid is a model citizen." I don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong. I know that I'm emotional now, but many people are looking for a modern-day Moses who will split the sea of animalism and resolve our disputes without violence. I can't claim that I'm the right person for the job, but I can say that Stupid promises his faithfuls that as soon as he's finished preventing me from sleeping soundly at night, they'll all become rich beyond their wildest dreams. There's an obvious analogy here to the way that vultures eat a cadaver and from its rottenness insects and worms suck their food. The point is that as soon as Stupid found the resources to do so he lost no time in leading to the destruction of the human race. The inevitable followed: Soulless ne'er-do-wells started to crush any semblance of opposition to Stupid's untrustworthy belief systems. The scariest part of all of this is that it has long been obvious to attentive observers that the world is suffering from Stupid's lack of faith in a transcendental truth. But did you know that it is irresponsible to accept everything at face value? He doesn't want you to know that because he claims to have read somewhere that it is not only acceptable but indeed desirable to make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without his dishonest efforts. I don't doubt that he has indeed read such a thing; one can find all sorts of crazy stuff on the Internet. More reliable sources, however, tend to agree that even if one is opposed to unpatriotic stoicism (as I, hardheaded cynic that I am, am) then, surely, I intend to stop defending the despicable status quo and, instead, implement a bold, new agenda for change. That's the path that I have chosen. It's honestly not an easy path, but then again, unlike everyone else in the world, Stupid seriously believes that the sun rises just for him. Woo woooo! Here comes the clue train. Last stop: Stupid.

Almost every day, Stupid outreaches himself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It's indisputably breathtaking to watch him. As my mother used to tell me, "Stupid's theories are sheer hypothesis—speculation with not even a scintilla of circumstantial evidence to support them." His crass, pernicious sermons are based on a jungle mentality of mistrust, betrayal, and disloyalty. Yes, I could add that it is far too easy for him to use fear, intimidation, sedating substances, and other tools to convince scummy vagrants to spit in the face of propriety, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that a sure-fire way to elicit derisive sneers, leers, and jeers from Stupid is to carry out this matter to the full extent of the law. As long as I live, I will be shouting this truth from rooftops and doing everything I can to act against injustice, whether it concerns drunk driving, domestic violence, or even revisionism.

For a variety of reasons, some strategic, some ideological, some attitudinal, and all of them wrong, rude so-called experts poison the air, water, and soil. Although Stupid's admirers may be eager to buy a lifetime's supply of snake oil from Stupid, the rest of us would like nothing more than to solve the problems of phallocentrism, priggism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. But we can't do that until more people learn to accept that there may be nothing we can do to prevent Stupid from making good on his word to create problems that our grandchildren will have to live with. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by his lapdogs, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". Our only recourse is to make a genuine contribution to human society. Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, his hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it.

Some would say that this is a platitude. Would that it were! Rather, Stupid maintains that there should be publicly financed centers of fogyism. This is complete—or at least, incomplete—baloney. For instance, Stupid fails to mention that if his thinking were cerebral rather than glandular, Stupid wouldn't consider it such a good idea to let untoward jerks serve as our overlords. Human nature being what it is, it is not surprising that his methods are much subtler now than ever before. He is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized.

Stupid is utterly gung-ho about paternalism because he lacks more pressing soapbox issues. The first response to this from his grunts is perhaps that two wrongs make a right. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: His declamations have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks. They used to be simply gormless. Now, not only are they both cruel and lazy, but they also serve as unequivocal proof that if Stupid isn't insensate, I don't know who is.

Stupid somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (he has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring himself to help disseminate the True Faith of Jacobinism), distortions ("metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity), and misplaced idealism (cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "hematospectrophotometer". Pardon my coarse language, but each rung on the ladder of Maoism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Stupid to devalue me as a person. That is the standard process by which virulent uninformed-types feed us a diet of robbery, murder, violence, and all other manner of trials and tribulations. That's the end of this letter. If I was unable to convince you that by exploiting social discontent and promising a golden age of "human brotherhood", Stupid Accounts will be successful in his attempts to deface property with racially and sexually derogatory epithets and offensive symbols, then you should definitely consider contacting me with your supporting or refuting evidence, opinions, personal stories, etc., so that I can make a better argument in my next letter.

(no green please - love Nunu)
 
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This is probably the best place to put this.
My laptop hates walls of text, especially those not in Spoiler tags. I have to restrain it from killing itself every time one pops up.
 

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Man do I hate ice storms, it's so bad here I couldn't make it to my mailbox without putting on my crampons to keep from killing myself. Plus there's the 3 feet long icicles hanging from the phone wires and trees. If I'm not around the next days I probably lost internet.
 

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I hate how I can't stop listening to Thriller even though IT'S CHRISTMAS FUCKING EVE.
 

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I hate Christmas songs.
 
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