What made you feel giddy today?

[Darmy647]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Ergh, FF2. The 'leveling' system turned me right off it. It was so much more slower than actual leveling and I never seemed to be able to increase my stats all that well.

I loved the innovation behind it. It felt like trying to mesh mmorpg type proficiencys with leveling, which IS confusing at first, but it grew on me halfway through the game. And to be honest, i abused my party members just to level the weapons/spells. I think i loved almost every FF right up until about 7-10. The story telling just got a little bit stale. And yeah, sue me, i wasnt thrown over impressed by sephiroth. I went to play Tales of Destiny 2. Tales...One of the best rpg series thats severely underrated.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

It's the south, they don't need reasons for things

What made me giddy today? I have no idea but I couldn't stop laughing during my dentist appointment. It was kinda creepy.

 

[Headwolf]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Fixed My synth today, and it sounds awesome!

 

[Incubus]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

What made me giddy today? I have no idea but I couldn't stop laughing during my dentist appointment. It was kinda creepy.

They call that

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[OAMP]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Snowplow crashed in my front yard, lol.

 

[Darmy647]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Snowplow crashed in my front yard, lol.

That's pretty bitchin dude. And kind of funny lol.

 

[aika]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

My girlfriend sending me a text saying "I have a request - can we try anal tomorrow night?"

My reply:

Spoiler

 

[Chibichibi]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

My girlfriend sending me a text saying "I have a request - can we try anal tomorrow night?"

My reply:

Spoiler

Get some desensitizing lube. It will help her. A lot.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

did she mean her or you? That's how I trick girls into anal. First they're like "no, anal is gross," and I'm like, "If you do me, I'll do you." The answer has been yes 80% every time I asked.

I only asked 1 person

 

[aika]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Get some desensitizing lube. It will help her. A lot.

Yeah I have some and the plan is not a gung-ho let's have full anal sex so much as let's use lots of lube and see what we can do without it hurting

 

[Nunu]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

I heard of someone who used to much lube. it caused diareah. Then the diareah caused vometing. even in the dudes friend who he had hiding in the closet with a camera to record his first anal experience hurled. She ended up grabbing the sheet and running home naked and covered in vomit and feces. We never found out what happened to her other than it was a long way home across the middle of town.

 

[Incubus]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Talking to my girlfriend about a somewhat serious topic (being various university subjects and the like) while wearing these:

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Yeah I have some and the plan is not a gung-ho let's have full anal sex so much as let's use lots of lube and see what we can do without it hurting

I suggest starting out with rim jobs and fingering before moving on to penetration with the penis or dildo. Have to prepare the anal passage over a little bit of time.

I took a month of slowly preparing like this before actually performing anal. One has to be careful so as not to tear the skin lining the anal cavity.

Regardless, hope the both of you enjoy yerselves.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

I heard of someone who used to much lube. it caused diareah. Then the diareah caused vometing. even in the dudes friend who he had hiding in the closet with a camera to record his first anal experience hurled. She ended up grabbing the sheet and running home naked and covered in vomit and feces. We never found out what happened to her other than it was a long way home across the middle of town.

Haha I heard that one as well. One that happened to a friend of a friend of mine was shit must have dropped all over the carpet, I guess without her knowledge, and when the parents found it, she blamed it on the dog, and the parents had it put down.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Haha I heard that one as well. One that happened to a friend of a friend of mine was shit must have dropped all over the carpet, I guess without her knowledge, and when the parents found it, she blamed it on the dog, and the parents had it put down.

Since we're all throwin stories out and about involving anal, lube and a resulting mess...

Spoiler

Guy I knew, wouldn't call him a friend, more an acquaintance. Met in the military... anyway. We'll call him Buds for the time being.

Buds is out at the bars, wants to pick up. Finds a frisky Fraulein. They head back to her place for some fun, start going at it. She pulls out some anal beads, convinces him they'll be fun. So he goes for it; he's fucking her with a string of anal beads up his arsehole. Just dangling and thrusting.

Anyway, going through Fraulein pulls them out. Just a single good solid yank, and the beads come out... unfortunately so does his shit. Apparently a gush of it. He's freaking out cause he just crapped all over this chick's bed. He's pulled out, he's apologizing to her.

And it gets worse.

She starts rolling in it. Smearing it all over herself. Buds freaks out, and wouldn't you? Grabs his pants pulls them on and takes off into the night.

Now that story wasn't told by Buds, but Buds was there for the telling... and boy was his face ever red. One of Buds' good friends was the storyteller that evening. I can not confirm myself whether this story is true or not, but just by Bud's reaction I'm pretty sure it was.

 

[OAMP]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Doesn't anal tend to cause unfortunate bowel movements no matter what you do (at least until you get used to it)?

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Doesn't anal tend to cause unfortunate bowel movements no matter what you do (at least until you get used to it)?

Tends to yes. That's why you empty your bowels before anal... enemas are good too.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

I love enemas.

 

[Cappy]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

*Logs in to read the "What made you feel giddy today?" thread.*

*Finds a large amount of stories about anal, feces, scat, and puke*

*Looks to the thread title, then back to the stories.*

So, what made everyone feel giddy today..... Was shit, puke, lube , and enemas?

I would read the whole thread, but I'm somewhat reluctant to find out just how a thread with this title got onto this subject.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: What made you feel giddy today?

Read the thread Cappy and it all makes sense. Or not read the thread and remain confused. It's quite simple really. Conversations develop.