Re: New Age Introduction Thread
Oh hey, this looks like cool forums. So, whos this Ulmf guy and whats he do
Name:
Douchebag
Screen-name/Nicknames: What, you can’t read it in the header bar of the post? How the hell are you going to read it here then?
Age:19
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Australia
~Real-Life Appearance~
Eye Colour: Fuck if I know. Grey? They look grey to me…
Hair Colour: Blond…ish?
Hair Length: Short. =/
Breasts: Goddamn F cups, man. I’m sure I’m serious.
Glasses: No, I prefer plastic cups. Glasses have always felt too damn uppity.
Features: Rotting
Height: Uh, tall?
~Ideal Appearance~
Eye Colour: Red…? Green…? Blue…? No! Better – constantly changing techno eyes!
Hair Colour: Lets go with red.
Hair Length: Longer than it is. =/
Ears: Less stick-outy than they currently are.
Breasts: Nah, not really.
Tail: Maybe one.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa Part: No, but there’d probably be one on my arm…
Glasses: Nah.
Features:
Scales. Or armour. But
definitely godly power. Can’t go wrong with that, except when you do.
Height: Tall.
Cyclops: No.
Skin: See features. Otherwise, never-seen-sunlight-white.
~Personality~
Zodiac: …Aries?
My Fears: Heights, confined spaces – or, more accurately, the walls closing in on me in a small space – and active roads. Though I’m getting over the last one.
Common Utterances: Heh. Well Fuck. *Grin*
Is the Glass Half Full, or Half Empty?: Both.
Bad Habits: I’ll get back to this and add something in… in five minutes. No, really, I swear! It’s not going to be like last time!
3 Things I Dislike:
1) My memory is fucking terrible sometimes. (Reminder: get back and think of/add in 2 and 3 before I post this.)
2)
3)
~Favourites~
Manga Artist: I don’t care enough about who drew the manga I read to remember.
Other Manga of Interest: Damn my terrible memory. I know I’ve read some good ones, and all my mind’s giving me is Boy’s Kingdom.
Video Game Series: Has always been and will always be Chrono Trigger.
TV Show: Has always been and will always be Star Blazers/Uchuu Senkan Yamato. Which no-one here will have heard of, bar the previous times I’ve rambled about it.
Anime: Has always been and will always be Star Blazers/Uchuu Senkan Yamato. Wait, was I supposed to pick a non-anime for the previous one? FFFFF
Webcomic: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck.
Godly.
Drink: Tea.
Shoe: Anything without laces is good in my book.
Hat: None is my favourite hat to wear.
Color: Red.
Music Genre: Is ‘Old’ a music genre?
Internet Meme: God damnit, why do you persist in trying to make me think!? Uh… let’s just say AYBABTU.
Do I...
Smoke: Nah
Swear: Why of course not, I am the perfect incarnation of goodness and
have you even been reading what I’ve been writing before now?
Flip out and kill people: I try to, but I seem to have developed some kind of inhibition. >=/
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Neither.
Knit scarves for orphans: …Are they scarves made of evil?
Collect plushes etc.: I collect lots of various virtual data, mainly of the erotic kind, does that count?
Have furry leanings:
Scales. But other than that I’m just “Sure, why not.”
~The Future~
Can you see into it? Not as much as I would want.
Should Marty have gone back to it? If he hadn’t, we wouldn’t have seen some serious shit. I.E., yes he should.
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: I lurked a lot, and figured I should probably make an account.
Other random trivia: I’m Lawful Evil. Also, if someone tosses or hands any baked or confectionary goods to me, I’m going to cut it to pieces in midair with ridiculous bullshit powers, and then forcibly feed it to the thrower/giver. In reverse.
Notes: If you arrived after I buggered off,
please look at the post count in the top right of this post before posting.
