Introduction Thread

[Ranger Princess]

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Get ready for lots of nonsense and lame jokes. x.X

My Fears: sharks, Cthulu

These guys aren't so scary! They are nice, cuddly, and want a hug. =P

Spoiler

Common utterances: drop 'em and bend over

Rush Limbaugh...?

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Racism/bigotry
2) poorly thought out comparisons ("A" is "ripping off/copying" "B")
3) Elitism

I guess not~!

- Flip out and kill people: I prefer torment for all eternity far sweeter.

Okay....for some reason that reminded me of something that LineMarvel wrote...!...?

Spoiler

Warning: Stream of consciousness: When you lose in Demon Girl, she gets captured and raped by tentacles. What happens an hour later? Two hours later? A day? A month? Is it just one giant gang-bang for the rest of eternity? That's the easy answer. Maybe that's just a short punishment and she ends up alone in the cell. Is she depressed, submissive, angry, satisfied? Are there any more captives there? Does she learn their stories, develop relationships with them? Maybe they plot to escape. Is there a demon guarding the cells? What is his role? Maybe he's not satisfied with his role in (after)life and helps them escape. What does he expect in return? What is the Reaper doing, what is his job exactly and his motivations? Does he catch Demon Girl again or hunt down her friends? Maybe she watches them all get caught and raped one by one, having to face a growing sense of fear and solitude. Maybe they successfully start a big resistance movement in hell and break their way up to the surface. Stream overThere's a million different questions to ask and so much potential for answers beyond "she gets fucked doggy style this time" while still providing ample opportunity for all kinds of kinky sex to happen.

Age:25
Notes:I feel older -_-

No way! No, no , no

Anyways, welcome to the forums, Darkness. Hopefully I didn't just scare you off. =P

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Your point?

I believe I said my point already.

 

[TheResurfaced]

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My Grand Appearance...

Name: Werdna (Backwards)
Screenname / Nicknames: Dude
Age: 21 (You jealous?)
Gender: XY
Current Country of Residence: AMERICA!!!

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Afro-length
Breasts: Small Man-Size
Glasses: Affirmative
Features: An unnaturally and unwanted large butt for a skinny straight male.
Height: 6.2 ft


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Golden
Hair color: Silver
Hair length: Mullet
Ears: None
Breasts: None
Tail: Cat
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Err, no?
Glasses: Of course, they rock.
Features: A normal male's butt
Height: 7 ft Flat
Cyclops: Interesting...No
Skin: Dark Brown, like always.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Pisces
My Fears: Being Sliced, Getting Infected, and Cold Toilet Seats.
Common Utterances: "Go F$@K Yourself", "Ex-squeeze Me", "What?"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half Full (Go Optimism!)
Bad Habits: Zoning Out, Spontaneous Hard-Ons, and Chewing on Nothing.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Eldest Brother
2) Forgetting something in my house and having to go back after locking door
3) Dead Appliances

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Do Not Track
Other manga of interest: The Breaker / The World God Only Knows
Video game series: Sooouull Calibuuur~
TV Show: Comedy Central Presents...
Anime: Code Geass
Webcomic: Suggest me goods ones. (Seriously!)
Books: The Ranger's Apprentice (Yeah suck it, Harry!)
Drink: Sprite
Shoe: Nike
Hat: Fezzes, they're cool
Color: Indigo (Its different than purple!)
Music Genre: Rap & Rock with Techno and Alternative on the side.
Internet Meme: Guy on a Buffalo

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Why the F%$K would I say such S!@T?
Flip out and kill people: On Battlefield 3, Yes.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I'm an Air Rockstaaaa!
Knit scarves for orphans: I do its converse. Have orphans knit scarves for me.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No (Need moar moneyz)
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No (Hopefully)
Have furry leanings?: Yes, it peaks my interest. I hope I understand the question correctly when I read "furry".

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I see you reading this answer.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: He should of met himself.
You mean from the Old West? The one without Internet? Yes

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: PMing a user for hentai.
Other random trivia: When-your-friend-gets-attacked-by-a-kangaroo you yell GET BEHIND IT.

Notes: I put some references in here. I wonder who can find them
(How is this a question?)

Added Question

U mad bro? Nu bro we kewl.

... has been made!​

 

[Copper]

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My Fears: Loneliness, sharks, Cthulu

Keep the sharktapus away from him, then.

WB Lucas, Shadow. Welcome to the newbies. Hope you find something of interest around here.

 

[Cappy]

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I believe I said my point already.

As far as I could see, there was no purpose to your statement. It doesn't detract from what I said.

 

[Nunu]

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Cappy, sin will have a bigger point than you'll ever have.

 

[Cappy]

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Cappy, sin will have a bigger point than you'll ever have.

If you're trying to say that she has a bigger penis than me, I heartily disagree. Besides, your opinion is obviously unfairly prejudiced.

 

[Hentaispider]

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If you're trying to say that she has a bigger penis than me, I heartily disagree. Besides, your opinion is obviously unfairly prejudiced.

Anyone who has read more than a dozen of your posts will have an opinion prejudiced against you.

 

[Cappy]

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Anyone who has read more than a dozen of your posts will have an opinion prejudiced against you.

Or in favour of me. I apparently have somebody with a sliver of admiration for me, heavens knows why. Maybe it's just in light of other options such as yourself.

 

[Hentaispider]

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Or in favour of me. I apparently have somebody with a sliver of admiration for me, heavens knows why. Maybe it's just in light of other options such as yourself.

I'd call that preposterous, but seeing how many apparently illiterate people* there are reading the forums, that sounds depressingly likely.

*see: shinobi girl -thread

 

[Cappy]

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I'd call that preposterous, but seeing how many apparently illiterate people* there are reading the forums, that sounds depressingly likely.

*see: shinobi girl -thread

Well, you're half-right. There are a bunch of illiterate morons who I wouldn't even give the time of day, which is saying a lot, because I entertain myself by arguing with even the most dimwitted of forum participants at times.

But you see, the reps I've been receiving have been short, sweet, and legible. Which is nice, that way I don't have to grind my teeth together just to read em' all the way through.

Although to be fair, the reps seem to be less about his/her admiration for me, and more to do with his/her lack of admiration for you.
WHICH I FIND ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

 

[Hentaispider]

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Well, you're half-right. There are a bunch of illiterate morons who I wouldn't even give the time of day, which is saying a lot, because I entertain myself by arguing with even the most dimwitted of forum participants at times.

But you see, the reps I've been receiving have been short, sweet, and legible. Which is nice, that way I don't have to grind my teeth together just to read em' all the way through.

Although to be fair, the reps seem to be less about his/her admiration for me, and more to do with his/her lack of admiration for you.
WHICH I FIND ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

Oh, the people I'm referring to can write(most of them even get spelling right-ish), they just seem incapable of reading. Nevertheless, your explanation makes much more sense. After all, lots of people have to be envious of my superb verbal skills.

 

[Cappy]

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Nevertheless, your explanation makes much more sense. After all, lots of people have to be envious of my superb verbal skills.

Yes, it must be awfully difficult to speak with your head lodged so firmly in your ass. Quite a trick that, might also explain why you're so backed up.

 

[Hentaispider]

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Yes, it must be awfully difficult to speak with your head lodged so firmly in your ass. Quite a trick that, might also explain why you're so backed up.

Resorting to such crude language already? Pity. Your half-competent attempts at arguing with me were proving to be a pleasant distraction, as far as anything related to you can be described as pleasant, of course.

 

[Cappy]

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ty. Your half-competent attempts at arguing with me were proving to be a pleasant distraction.

Well, it is hard to bring myself down to your level of comprehension, but I'm glad you enjoyed yourself none-the-less. After all, while the uncited opinions and accusations are always amusing for awhile, you can only go so long before the witty banter takes over.

In any case, it's nice that you thought of a neat little way to distract the point, too bad we seem to have drifted a little bit off topic.

 

[Nunu]

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My penis comment was my way of saying y'all should stop talking.

as usual i hold all participants at fault, especialy spider.

 

[bionec]

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Hello...........
I am newbie in this forum.Join to say hello to all.Glad to be a part of this forum.
Hope i stay and enjoy in this forum.
Thanks.

 

[Kiriko]

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Well, what better way for a first post than with this! ^^

Name: Kiriko
Nicknames: Kyu (Preferred)
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: Ze U.S.A.

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Long
Breasts: 36C
Glasses: Yes, but only when going out or driving
Features: Light skin, kinda small
Height: 5' 5"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Red
Hair color: White
Hair length: Same
Ears: Fox-like
Breasts: Small
Tail: Fox-like, long and fluffy
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Sounds like it would be fun! >:3
Glasses: Nope
Features: Petite
Height: 4' 10"
Cyclops: Um, no thanks.
Skin: Light

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: Losing someone I love and being unable to find them.
Common Utterances: "Oh, you'll be fine!"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half-full, until I drink it all! X3
Bad Habits: Biting nails and staying up VERY late.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Close-mindedness
2) Drama
3) Things that make me list what I dislike... wait....

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Um, not into a lot of manga.
Other manga of interest: Not really interested.
Video game series: Final Fantasy (forever obliged to play each new game, no matter how bad), Warcraft, Half-Life, Devil May Cry, Lightning Warrior Raidy, X-Change, Silent Hill (Absolute Favorite! <3)
TV Show: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Anime: May sound weird, but I dislike a LOT of anime....
Webcomic: Order of the Stick, Sluggy Freelance, xkcd, TwoKinds, MegaTokyo, Sandra and Woo
Drink: Tea, Hot Cocoa, Coffee
Shoe: Um... anything comfortable?
Hat: Trilby
Color: Purple
Music Genre: Eclectic
Internet Meme: Demotivational Posters

Do I...

Smoke: No.
Swear: Often.
Flip out and kill people: Nope! I prefer to stay out of jail and not live as a vagabond, thanks much!
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Not ever since the incident....
Knit scarves for orphans: No, though I attribute that to not knowing how to knit. Yes, definitely doesn't have to do with being heartless, of course!
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Yes, especially anything having to do with foxes.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Not at all.
Have furry leanings?: Sure. Met plenty of cool people apart of the community, so no problem with furries/anthros whatsoever.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yes, every time I dream. Too bad I can never remember it long enough to record it.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Maybe? Outlook unclear. Ask later.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Took a look around the forum and decided that it would be nice to join a new community, so here I am! Hiya! ^^
Other random trivia: I have Pyramid Head's Great Knife stuffed in my closet. No, you may not touch it.

Notes: Nothing much. Looking forward to getting a little more involved in the community and meeting new people! ^^

 

[wazzup]

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Video game series: Final Fantasy (forever obliged to play each new game, no matter how bad), Warcraft, Half-Life, Devil May Cry, Lightning Warrior Raidy, X-Change, Silent Hill (Absolute Favorite! <3)

I approve.

Welcome to ulmf, glad to know that there is another person that likes kitsune.

 

[Kiriko]

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I approve.

Welcome to ulmf, glad to know that there is another person that likes kitsune.

Thanks for the welcome! And for me, foxes and kitsune are simply the best! ^^