So i just took a massive dump...
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I actually wanted to post something along these lines in the confession thread about 2 months ago but decided against it. Let's just say, I have the tendency to get extremely sick, and I just started on an anti-inflammatory medication for an injury that included the side effect of constipation, so 45 minutes later, I found out you could clog a toilet with just the complimentary pre-flush. Then again, I never knew toilets could clog on just puke either, but I've proven that phenomenon true before too.
I actually wanted to post something along these lines in the confession thread about 2 months ago but decided against it. Let's just say, I have the tendency to get extremely sick, and I just started on an anti-inflammatory medication for an injury that included the side effect of constipation, so 45 minutes later, I found out you could clog a toilet with just the complimentary pre-flush. Then again, I never knew toilets could clog on just puke either, but I've proven that phenomenon true before too.
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Nuula... I know what you mean. But let me be the first to say, NO ONE ELSE wants to know what you mean.
You could go the ad-bot way and start selling dumps?
Nuula... I know what you mean. But let me be the first to say, NO ONE ELSE wants to know what you mean.
You could go the ad-bot way and start selling dumps?
OP
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ooh nice one, i dont make a sound but i do clentch my fists and often breaksomthing near-by. Nearly tore a page from my Halo Reach collectors journel... THEN i would have cried
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You've got Reach? We'll have to do battle together at some point (not that I get much chance to get online). My gamertag is ArtemisWingate.
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When I eat before 10 am I get really bad indigestion. Normally I can handle it, but on a club trip to an amusement park I got up at 6 am and drank a Nos and ate the rest of my Olive Garden dinner. Needless to say, one of the first things I did at the amusement park was use the restroom. The first time was big, but the second time... let's just say I wiki'd how long a human intestine was after that. Literally longer then I was (not like I checked that closely)
When I eat before 10 am I get really bad indigestion. Normally I can handle it, but on a club trip to an amusement park I got up at 6 am and drank a Nos and ate the rest of my Olive Garden dinner. Needless to say, one of the first things I did at the amusement park was use the restroom. The first time was big, but the second time... let's just say I wiki'd how long a human intestine was after that. Literally longer then I was (not like I checked that closely)
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Because of my diet of nothing but high oil Chinese cooking, I have diarrhea daily. And it always burns horrifically each time. You'd think after an entire lifetime of eating this, I'd build up a tolerance for all the junk I put in my body daily.
Because of my diet of nothing but high oil Chinese cooking, I have diarrhea daily. And it always burns horrifically each time. You'd think after an entire lifetime of eating this, I'd build up a tolerance for all the junk I put in my body daily.
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I've once or twice experienced that myself. It's caused by dehydration, at least in my case.
I've once or twice experienced that myself. It's caused by dehydration, at least in my case.
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Dehydration? But I thought diarrhea MADE you dehydrated.
Dehydration? But I thought diarrhea MADE you dehydrated.
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): Can you be talking to me now?
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Hmm. I've had #2s that have taken annoyingly long times on rare occasions, but never anything even close to hurting, let alone screaming crying or smashing levels of pain. Though, if you want to be certain with your "now I know anal" theory, technically shouldn't you have to put it back in and repeat a few dozen times?
I have had the opposite before though. Once after a day or two of nasty stomach aches, I had a load of pressure building up, in what felt like a large one. Turned out to be more akin to an explosive torrent of hot coffee. Literally, the consistency of coffee. Done in less than a second. Was rather shocking, but not quite the ordeal you apparently had. Very very glad I didn't delay going to the toilet at all. Would have needed new socks.
Nice thread by the way.
Hmm. I've had #2s that have taken annoyingly long times on rare occasions, but never anything even close to hurting, let alone screaming crying or smashing levels of pain. Though, if you want to be certain with your "now I know anal" theory, technically shouldn't you have to put it back in and repeat a few dozen times?
I have had the opposite before though. Once after a day or two of nasty stomach aches, I had a load of pressure building up, in what felt like a large one. Turned out to be more akin to an explosive torrent of hot coffee. Literally, the consistency of coffee. Done in less than a second. Was rather shocking, but not quite the ordeal you apparently had. Very very glad I didn't delay going to the toilet at all. Would have needed new socks.
Nice thread by the way.
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In Afghanistan we were posted to a Combat Outpost for a month.
"There's a sea can full of water bottles, there's another full of food. There's some ammo, and watch out the road is mined. See you next week, goodbye!"
Anyway, long story short, while there we had to crap in bags, which were then thrown into our fire pit with the rest of the garbage just outside the walls. While one might immediately think of horrible smell the worst part was a little more amusing.
When all the moisture in the bag started boiling, the bad began to expand, until finally it would pop. The resulting pop would sling a flaming piece of shit through the air with the sound startling close to what video games and movies use for bullets and shrapnel.
Would have been the most horrible war story ever should someone have gotten hit by one of those things.
In Afghanistan we were posted to a Combat Outpost for a month.
"There's a sea can full of water bottles, there's another full of food. There's some ammo, and watch out the road is mined. See you next week, goodbye!"
Anyway, long story short, while there we had to crap in bags, which were then thrown into our fire pit with the rest of the garbage just outside the walls. While one might immediately think of horrible smell the worst part was a little more amusing.
When all the moisture in the bag started boiling, the bad began to expand, until finally it would pop. The resulting pop would sling a flaming piece of shit through the air with the sound startling close to what video games and movies use for bullets and shrapnel.
Would have been the most horrible war story ever should someone have gotten hit by one of those things.
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I must be lucky to not have a story even close to some even posted :3
I just... I want to see that now. For some inexplicable reason, I figure I'll laugh so hard watching that happen I would cause something in my stomach to rupture.
I must be lucky to not have a story even close to some even posted :3