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Tiffanian

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

As an elf slut who also happens to be a fan of fighting, I know a little about Clefts. I would put a few coins of Tristy. Maybe a little on boomerang koopa in the third fight. Maybe a bit on the goomba in fight one. Underdogs can be fun too! I think it'd be better to watch for a while before you get involved. Maybe you can even console some of the losers~
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

And blackmailing or cheating ? We could ask to the "losers" : they loose, you fuck (or handjob or anything you want).

Cunning is the only solution, friend !
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

You're right on round one, I believe. Bet against the goombas in round 2. In round 3, a boomerang is much more annoying to fight against. Now you can nap, and collect all your winnings!
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

Am I the only disembodied-voice-thing here that wants to see some action? Show us what you can do against an ordinary Goomba. Some practice here would be good before losing matters too much anyway
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

aye a test to see if our sla... err host is up to par bet on the 1st two
koopa
tristy
you vs. goomba

oh my is it hot in here i'll be back after some fresh air
*door slams*
 
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Ellen nodded slowly as the voices gave their input, and slowly but surely the Boo made up her mind. She'd bet on Tootle in the first fight, Tristy on the second, and decided to try her hand on some fighting for the third round, as it was even with assistance, too hard to decide on which koopa would win. Stomping a Goomba wouldn't be too hard, she figured.

As the first fight was announced to begin in a few minutes, Ellen made herself to the arenas reception, she made her first bet, two coins on Tootle winning, and she also signed up to fight against a Goomba in the third round. And then she just had to watch the first battle unfold! The Paragoomba flying into the ring, doing a loop in the air, a real show-off it looked like, while Tootle merely stepped into the designated fighting area, waving a little to her fans by the looks of it. Compared to the applause and cheers High-Fly had had gotten himself, Tootle got herself a far less enthusiastic response from the crowd, already Ellen began to have doubts about her betting.

And the doubts didn't exactly go away as the fight unfolded, Tootle made an attempt to jump up and attack High-Fly, something the paragoomba evaded with ease, and then he swooped down from behind, punting Tootle head-over-heels forward, the poor fighter ending up on her back, flailing arms and legs and trying to get up. High-Fly swooped down, his feet connecting with Tootles stomach once, then twice as she were still trying to get up. She barely managed to get to her feet in time for High-Fly to swoop down again, unceremoniously planting his crotch against her face, shouting "Suck my balls, you ain't got a chance!", a humiliating attack to say the least, ontop of sending Tootle onto her back once more. Another two kicks, and she was out like a light, utterly defeated, having had no chance to even retaliate!

Ellen felt bad for the poor Koopa, the fight was completely onesided, despite Koopas being bigger and stronger then Goombas, not to mention having sturdy sheels to keep them safe... Except, it makes them succeptible to being flipped over, defenseless, their still soft bellies exposed. The Boo grumbled quietly to herself, and mentally lashed at the voices. "That totally didn't work out! I thought you guys knew what you were doing!", with a resigned sigh, Ellen didn't feel particularly thrilled about betting for the next round, but she hoped things would go better... Her bet however, would be smaller, much like her hopes of winning. She bet one coin on Tristy, hoping the Cleft would prove more capable of winning.

And so the second round was about to begin, the two goombas hopping into the ring, both looking very enthusiastic about fighting, full of energy and fighting spirit. And then came Tristy. The Cleft was bulky and slow, and managed to trip on the ropes on her way into the ring, laning with an echoing thud... Geez, what a heavywheight! Big, curvy figure, enormous tits and ass... And, stony spikes potruding here and there on arms, back and head. Kinda reminded Ellen of a Thwomp, now that she thought of it. Aaand there was the bell, and the battle was on!... Sort of. Tristy kinda lumbered forward, trying to punch one of the goombas, but they nimbly avoided the sluggish blow. Ugh, another loss the Boo thought...

But when the Goombas tried to attack, leaping into the air, ready to kick the big, slow woman, and while their feet connected, it wasn't Tristy calling out in pain. The goombas had struck squarely on the spikes! And while they were trying to recover from the unexpected pain, Tristy, who saw no damage from the attacks, turned around the bring her fists together, smashing them into the side of Goombro, sending him flying out of the ring, only to smack into someone further back in the crowd! Ellen's jaw was hanging low from such a display of raw strength! Tristy didn't need speed! Her tough body and spikes ensured her safety, while her heavy blows would beat her enemies to a pulp for sure whenever they'd find their mark!

Goomsis wasn't out of the battle however, and began shifting and hopping in circles around Tristy, staying on her toes in order to bide her time by the looks of it... And then, after Tristy had missed another blow, she sprung forward to punch the Cleft right in the chest. With the audience silent in anticipation of the outcome, the arena room was utterly silent, save for a loud cracking sound. Skin like stone was more then capable of warding off light punches like that, and Tristy didn't even see it fit to punch out Goomsis, instead calling out for a doctor. Goomsis put up no further fight, so she was out for the count as far as everyone was concerned.

Ellen regretted having only bet one coin in Tristys name, as she went to recieve her earnings... Two coins. Ugh. A loss of one coin so far. Oh well, she could only go positive for the third round. As soon as she had collected her earnings, she'd ask for the arena she was supposed to enter, and was told ot simply wait until they called her up. Apparently, she was supposed to fight two goombas, as she was told by the time she got to the ring. She could see her opponents across what would be their battleground... Huh... Strange, it was obviously two guys, wearing black jackets and... pink ribbons on their heads? The look of them was perplexing to the Boo, but soon enough, she heard the announcer call out. "And now, three volunteers willing to duke it out! The Peachy Goombas versus Ellen the Boo!", a mild applause was heard, nothing spectacular, heck, even Tootle had recieved a warmer welcome!

Ellen steeled herself for the fight, and floated up into the ring, where she'd shift back into her legged form. Chewey bounced up to her side, arfing excitedly. One of the Goombas was less excited to see the ghostly Chomp! "Hey hey, announcer guy, that legal? She got a freaking CHOMP with her!", the announcer looked to the goomba, then to chewey, and then back. "She signed it up as one of her weapons of choice, so yes, it's legal. Not the first time we've seen chain-chomp users either.", the aged toad merely shrugged, while both goombas spattered and cursed loudly.

This was it. She was just about to start fighting, she knew well enough how to fight, but there was two of them and one of her! Err, well... She did have Chewey, but she couldn't use him to block or anything, that chomp was terrible self-concerned when it came to getting hurt, no matter what Ellen had tried to teach him.

-Statistics-
HP: 6/6
FP: 8/8
Status: Fine!
Lvl/XP: 1, 3/100XP

-Inventory-
9/50 Yellow Coins
3/10 Items

3 Mushrooms
 
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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

I would advise that you sic chewey on the leftmost one first and try to stay out of range of them both as long as possible. May as well try and avoid being hit, right?
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

When did we say we were infallible? And I'd better not hear anyone start talking about Waterloo again! I've heard it a million times!



Your chomp can handle the offense, keep your self in the rear and on the defensive. If any of them do manage to get past Chewy, that just means they're between a Chomp and a Hard Place. In short, a pincer attack.
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

Two? Beat the crap out of every single one of them.
 

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Fighting isn't that hard. Just remember to trust your instincts during the fight.

With goombas you need to watch out for jump attacks, they should have low defenses so if you choose to attack go with an all out attack on one then switch to the other once the first is down. Remember that you can turn incorporeal at will since you are a boo and use that to your advantage. They seem worried about Chewy so you can use him as either a distraction by letting him do what he wants or you can tell him to sic one of the goombas and then you only have to worry about the other.

remind me once your fight is done an I'll explain how the koopa lost the first fight so that you can learn how to better analyze another person that you are fighting or that you are betting on.
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

Sorry hon, I messed up a little. I'll try to give better advice in the future. As for this... Have Chewey attack them, and be careful in your defense, and you should be able to beat these Goombas. Once they get close after failing to hit you with their jump attacks, maybe give them a nice 1-2 combination punch! Or perhaps a different sort of attack~
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

There's only one way to win : sing old songs or tell them poems O_O" !!!!!(They'll fall asleep immediately)
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

Use Chewey as a chain ball shield and get at which ever goomba dares to slip past while having Chewey fight off the other in a straight 1v1 you should be able to take him then double team the last goomba.
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

I did tell you not to trust them, didn't I? Your best bet in this fight would seem to be having Chewey harry one of the while you take out the other.
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

Aww, you starting to trust us. That makes me feel warm and bubbly inside!
Try to make it a close fight, or I might fall asleep.
 
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Ellen let out a groan at all the voices suggesting her to use chewey to distract the enemy or otherwise soak damage in her stead, and proceeded with a mental monologue. "Listen you dolts, I -can't- use Chewey like that! Not only for the fact he's a coward when it comes risking getting hurt, but because we two are linked! I wouldn't be able to bring him along with me if that wasn't the case! If he gets hurt, I get hurt too! Well, not quite physically but... trauma I guess? If someone were to beat Chewey up, and believe me, that's a feat in and of itself, him being a ghost chomp and all, then I would go out like a light the same time he did! Likewise, if I get beaten up, he won't be able to do jack defending me, being just as worn and torn as I am.", going on this tirade inside her head earned her odd looks from Chewey, the Peachy Goombas, the referee, and a good amount of the crowd itself. Not that they could hear her speak with the voices, but because she was just standing there... Suffice to say, she lost initiative.

Ellen was quick to catch on however, and as one of the Goombas came hurtling through the air trying to kick her, she managed to go incorporeal at just the right moment to let him pass through her. She didn't have such luck with the second opponent though, and she got kicked in the stomach, stumbling backwards slightly. "Ugh! CHEWEY, LET'S SHOW 'EM!", as if on command, Chewey made a quick spin, sending his chain up in the air, enough for Ellen to grasp it... And then she yanked hard, making Chewey let out a startled, yet excited, yelp. The chomp rolled across the floor, but after a half-circles worth of movement the momentum lifted him up ever so slightly. With a strong yank from Ellen, and Chewey hopping into the air the moment he hit the ground, he went up in an arc, soaring in the air, and then came crashing down towards the Goomba that had struck her. "OH FU-", was all the goomba got out before the chomp crashed down on him, smashing him straight through the arena floor.

The second goomba looked far less enthusiastic to attack after witnessing his buddy getting smashed so completely, crying out and complaining as he charged forward. "Chomps are plain cheating!", and as if fueled by the defeat of his buddy, the goomba guy dashed up to Ellen, clocking her squarely on the nose with a mean headbutt, sending the lightweight boo skidding a little across the arena. The crowd was livid, cheering and jeering at the fierce battle, where amateurs smashed one another in fierce displays of raw force, with little to no tactics involved. Ellen recovered before the goomba could make good on her fall, the idiot having his arms raised and soaking in the cheers of the crowd. Ellen was furious, that headbutt had hurt something godawful!

Ellen dashed forward, screaming out her fury, and had dropped Chewey's chain in the process, not that she needed it for what she was going to do. Poor Goomba, he had just enough time to turn around to get a cheekfull of Boo palm, but that one hit wasn't enough, despite leaving the Goombas cheek crimson red, Ellen quickly followed up as the guy lost his balance, delivering an even harsher slap with her other hand, sending him flying into the ropes with two red cheeks and spinning eyes. Ellen was promptly declared the victor, acompanied with a round of applause and cheers, people crying out her name.

After the fight, Ellen found herself recieving a bonus for putting up a good show, for an amateur of course, and recieved five coins. Ellen felt a bit better, but still ached a little from the battle, it had certainly taken a toll on her, but she had emerged victorious!

-Statistics-
HP: 3/6
FP: 8/8
Status: (Relatively) Fine!
Lvl/XP: 1, 9/100XP

-Inventory-
14/50 Yellow Coins
3/10 Items

3 Mushrooms
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

Nice job. Maybe time for some rest now?
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

WOO ELLEN! You won! Great Job! And yeah, what the other voice creature said, maybe time for a cat-nap or are you still feeling great to move on?
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

Nice fighting, hon! Chewey smashed that dumb little goomba through the floor, even! Awesome. I totally didn't get off watching you fight, though. I swear!

Anyway... It might be good to find somewhere to rest after all that excitement, recover a little. Maybe get something to drink. Maybe find an audience member who appreciates your skill who's silly enough to buy you one!
 

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Re: Sunshine Island Vacation Adventure Time

"Yeepeekai, motherfucker(s) !"

Not that bad for a "newbie" but you were awful, Hélène.

Now, like every sportman, get a shower (and one or more guy) ! Hurry up, Rocky.
 
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