A Semen Cookbook

[SilentSilth]

I received this from a little fox with nine tails. She showed me this link and I was a little surprised at how I can't tell if this is a joke or not:

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Either way, i'm interested.

 

[Newbie]

Re: A Semen Cookbook

It seems to be legitimate, though how it got published I don't know.

 

[SilentSilth]

Re: A Semen Cookbook

Actually, according to the little fox, it is legit. XD

 

[ToxicShock]

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IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!
..well kinda

 

[SilentSilth]

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Image removed already?o.o

 

[ToxicShock]

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huh?

 

[Nunu]

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there is just something about seeing 1 tbls semen written in a cook book that really creeps me out.

 

[SilentSilth]

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All I see is a Fortune City thumbnail.


EDIT:

there is just something about seeing 1 tbls semen written in a cook book that really creeps me out.

Nunu, 2 cups semen would be creepier. XD

 

[Nunu]

Re: A Semen Cookbook

2 cups isn't as legitimate as 1 table spoon so i probably wouldn't have been so knocked by it

 

[ToxicShock]

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works for meh.

At least they're not asking for gallons.

 

[SilentSilth]

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I dunno, you get enough guys and you'll have enough for two cups.

 

[ToxicShock]

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I dunno, you get enough guys and you'll have enough for two cups.

From bukkake to buck-cake?

 

[Nunu]

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also the only thing i can think of that could actually use that much semen is a cheese cake, or similar tart.

not to mention you'd have to watch what the person was eating before making their contribution or it could completely ruin the flavor of what your making. pineapple fed semen...

 

[Megamickel]

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I dunno, you get enough guys and you'll have enough for two cups.

Ever played soggy biscuit?

 

[Newbie]

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Ever played soggy biscuit?

No, but I know someone who's played awful waffle. I imagine they're very similar games.

 

[Kusanagi]

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also the only thing i can think of that could actually use that much semen is a cheese cake, or similar tart.

not to mention you'd have to watch what the person was eating before making their contribution or it could completely ruin the flavor of what your making. pineapple fed semen...

Figs, maybe?
Only because they don't get enough attention, 'cept for the one cookie that's dedicated to 'em

 

[XSI]

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I like the section entitled, "Cheese Jiz: Adding semen to your cheese."
Our family has now been enjoying Jiz Burgers, Jiz Fries, and Salami & Jiz Sandwiches.
Tonight we're eager to try the Banana Cream Pie. Stay tuned for more reviews.

Right, so someone is now feeding his family his millions of potential children.

Should this fall under cannibalism?

 

[Megamickel]

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Though, there are a million and one things one could use this book for... Oh, exploitable!

And you thought that review was bad?

Wow...wow...wow. This book enabled me to shed all shame from the fact that I've been eating my own cum for like 22 years. The gizz quiche is bangin', homies.

Thanks Natural Harvest! Now I have something to do with all that dude batter that I've saved for the last few months!

 

[Chibichibi]

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EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!

BLEEEGH. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

 

[dmronny]

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Wait he saves his semen, why would you save it. Does he save other bodily fluids to use in recipes as well. I hate to starve the guy, but he should be castrated to prevent further harm to the gene pool.