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A Semen Cookbook


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Re: A Semen Cookbook

As long as people aren't smearing his cooking on their nether regions, I think the gene pool is fairly safe.
 

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Well if he's eating semen, who's to say people aren't having sex with food as well.
 

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I'm afraid that fetish has already been explored. Guess by who?
 

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Well, we all said we don't think the dead cow should be wasted, so why should we let such a good source of protein die on the back of some gym sock
 

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Well, we all said we don't think the dead cow should be wasted, so why should we let such a good source of protein die on the back of some gym sock
Because it's semen. Urine is a sterile source of water in a pinch, but I'm pretty sure most of us let that go to waste on an everyday basis.
 

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Because it's semen. Urine is a sterile source of water in a pinch, but I'm pretty sure most of us let that go to waste on an everyday basis.
Agree'd. And because my boyfriend has a horrible diet, it's one of the nastiest things I've tasted. Next to Okra and Tofu. Bleeeeegh.

Semen is just gross on a more ick level too. It looks like what you would empty from someone's runny nose.
 

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Yeah, but urine is just water, semen is superhealthy
 

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Yeah, but urine is just water, semen is superhealthy
We need water for continued survival. In fact, we can go longer without food than without water. Hence why people DO drink their own urine in extreme situations.
 

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Re: A Semen Cookbook

But the fact is waters in everything.
Maybe I'm a bit jaded in this though, I really hate the taste of water.
 

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In that case Toxic I will begin sending you all the semen I can produce, I hope you enjoy. Don't worry I eat plenty of pineapple.
 

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Well, we all said we don't think the dead cow should be wasted, so why should we let such a good source of protein die on the back of some gym sock
Hey, I use tissue paper not socks.
 

dmronny

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I usually just wipe mine on Oni's t-shirt's.
 

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Re: A Semen Cookbook

It is legit, although it is sold at lulu.com, where anyone can publish their own books.
 

Megamickel

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Oh, THAT explains it...

You know, I'm tempted to buy one just for the shock value of showing it to people and watching the OH GOD BLUUUUUUUUGH.

Actually there's a Lulu store near where I live, it's on the back road to New Mexico.
 
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