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A Semen Cookbook


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As long as people aren't smearing his cooking on their nether regions, I think the gene pool is fairly safe.
 
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Well if he's eating semen, who's to say people aren't having sex with food as well.
 
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I'm afraid that fetish has already been explored. Guess by who?
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Well, we all said we don't think the dead cow should be wasted, so why should we let such a good source of protein die on the back of some gym sock
 
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ToxicShock said:
Well, we all said we don't think the dead cow should be wasted, so why should we let such a good source of protein die on the back of some gym sock
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Because it's semen. Urine is a sterile source of water in a pinch, but I'm pretty sure most of us let that go to waste on an everyday basis.
 
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Megamickel said:
Because it's semen. Urine is a sterile source of water in a pinch, but I'm pretty sure most of us let that go to waste on an everyday basis.
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Agree'd. And because my boyfriend has a horrible diet, it's one of the nastiest things I've tasted. Next to Okra and Tofu. Bleeeeegh.

Semen is just gross on a more ick level too. It looks like what you would empty from someone's runny nose.
 
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Yeah, but urine is just water, semen is superhealthy
 
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ToxicShock said:
Yeah, but urine is just water, semen is superhealthy
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We need water for continued survival. In fact, we can go longer without food than without water. Hence why people DO drink their own urine in extreme situations.
 
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But the fact is waters in everything.
Maybe I'm a bit jaded in this though, I really hate the taste of water.
 
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In that case Toxic I will begin sending you all the semen I can produce, I hope you enjoy. Don't worry I eat plenty of pineapple.
 
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ToxicShock said:
Well, we all said we don't think the dead cow should be wasted, so why should we let such a good source of protein die on the back of some gym sock
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Hey, I use tissue paper not socks.
 
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I usually just wipe mine on Oni's t-shirt's.
 
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It is legit, although it is sold at lulu.com, where anyone can publish their own books.
 
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Oh, THAT explains it...

You know, I'm tempted to buy one just for the shock value of showing it to people and watching the OH GOD BLUUUUUUUUGH.

Actually there's a Lulu store near where I live, it's on the back road to New Mexico.
 
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