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I don't understand why you would need an automatic bread slicer anyways. Get the bread, get a knife, slice the bread. Quite simple, really. Not to mention you can make as thick or thin a slice as you want.
 
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I agree my good man, I was merely using it as an absurd example.
 
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But my, we allready have automatic bread slicers. They are called butlers.

On a side note, I was having a meeting with some buisness aquaintances, and one of them suddenly brings up that engine in which you make something explode inside it to make an axis spin. He presented quite the sturdy case, so I have requested that Smithson at the patent-office send me some more information on the contraption.
 
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How about that preposterous, "hot air balloon?"

BAH! FLIMSHAW!
 
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Now, now, now.
I am originally from Wales, and as such I have brought a little family tradition with me to the heart of the empire.

My little nephews and I have for a number of years taken fine tissue-paper and made a balloon with an opening at the bottom, where we hang a small piece of cotton dipped in lamp-oil.

If one actually spends some money on coloring of the tissue as well, the result is quite wonderful, and it looks like a glowing ball when it lifts off to the sky.

It was actually quite amusing the first few times we did it, because the people in the nearby town did not understand what it was. It took my butler three days to convince the people of the town that we were not practicing witch-craft.
 
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Ahh it is quite humorous how the simpletons flee from technology. Why I remember last fortnight when a nice gentleman came and showed us a stirring invention that propels an object even much faster than a crossbow. I belive he called it a "Musket." Ohh how the townsfolk scattered!
 
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Oh, I know the one, the one that makes the loud sound is that right? I must enquire as to where you live Miss Gator, I have one of these weapons hanging on the wall in my dining room, and it is allready I believe some eighty years old.

*Sips tea.*
 
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Ahh you must be from the Orient! It seems as those wonderful individuals invent things before we do.
 
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I must say
This bologna is delicious
 
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I say! You are quiet the fat man, arn't you?
 
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I must ask, chaps, which sounds better. 'Futa loli' or loli futa'? Apparently, I am supposed to turn into one of those.
 
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My word, are you referring to the Orient? Such a strange culture they have.
 
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Why, to even think of some of the 'notions' their people have come up with just.. it just shudders my spine I say. To think.. intercourse with something other than a human of the opposite gender? It's immoral and we shouldn't stand for it! Hear hear (or is it here here... I don't know)
 
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I will not see this thread die, which is why I will try to the center of attention once again, by gently tapping it.

Tapping= bumping
 
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