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I say old chaps, while we are flinging around the banter, I must digress with another concerning topic.

On a loitoring gander around thine neighborhood, i managed to find a small box with all these buttons and lights that barely made a sound! The man told me this newfangled contraption was a 'laptop,' and could store leiges of information inside!

Ah, but I do know better- my old computer is still currently in the next room, and I do say that 20bits of memory is quite smashing for my tastes!
 
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Beware of those contraptions, I hear that if one is not careful, one can get all sorts of horrible viruses. I would not want to contract something like the Black Death or Leprosy from a box I found just lying around.
 
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What talk is this of "Zombie"s and "Ghouls" and what have you? 'Tis but jibber jabber; urchin-speak; Most disconcerting.
 
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Ah, but you see, it IS real. To any avid reader of historical documents, the day when the re-animated shuffle in thy streets is quite near.
As well, no thanks to those oafs whom call themselves 'scientists', I dread we near the day when felonious Raptors roam these parts. Unfortunately, this is a recent phenomenon, and therefore cannot be predicted.
Hence why I have multiple plans, most of which include using my first boss 'Griff' as bait to delay my pursuers, as well as one plan I shall only use in the most dire of circumstances.
 
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It wouldn't involve becoming one yourself first, and then attacking that 'Griff' Chap, would it Dear?

((Also, You Win for RvB reference... and lose the game))
 
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Pale said:
Damned Yanks. They're everywhere these days, you know, Aika my dear old chap. Getting into everything, these colonials. They just want to be like us so desperately - it's a relief, you know.
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All foreigners secretly want to be able to relish in the two major traditional joys of Britain - crossdressing and paedophilia.
 
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aika said:
All foreigners secretly want to be able to relish in the two major traditional joys of Britain - crossdressing and paedophilia.
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Ill raise a cup of old Earl Grey to that!
Speaking of the old Yanks.
I hear they are going through a civil war.
The North against the south.
My dear, what kind of backwards, savage country fights itself on its own land?!
 
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Ah, be nice. Ever since that nasty tea incident, we haven't been able to get any ships over there. Think of how the poor little tykes must feel without their medications.
 
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No tea? How does anyone live in such a savage situation? If you can even call it living mind you.
 
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Now if you lot would just lend a bloody hand to Canada, we'd be happy to ship over our finest beaver fur if you'd just help us beat the French out of our country! Why do you never pay attention to us?

*goes crying into the west to chart new territories*
 
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Yo dawgs whats goin on in here? This place be stakin yall.
 
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My good sir, you must be mistaken. There are no dogs here, only fine upstanding members of society. And it is "dogs," not "dawgs." Good God man, what grammar school did you go to? Westcliff?
 
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BurntToast said:
Yo dawgs whats goin on in here? This place be stakin yall.
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Dear lord. Such atrocious grammar. I dare say he sounds like he is from that god-awful city known as Detroit.

*sips tea*
 
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BurntToast said:
Yo dawgs whats goin on in here? This place be stakin yall.
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*Monical drops*
Dear lord Woods Worth!
Its some low class street urchin and he's in my topic!
Shoo, out with you!
This is a place for upstanding members of society not low class street urchins as yourself!
 
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Indeed.

*sips tea*
 
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*Sips on GREEN TEA*
Well, Sires.
It saddens me to inform you all that all your colonies will soon be gone.
There is not the slightiest chance that you gentlemen and madames will be able to survive what awaits you next.
Embrace change my friends.
*Pours Jasmine tea into all your cups of teas*
 
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* Eats tea and drinks scone *

My word.
It seems this topic fell to the depts of the second page.

Q.u
 
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