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the64bitbot said:
(But I intended for it to flood, so HA!)



The pigeon plays it very badly.

I wish for an idea for a wish.
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Granted, you get stabbed in the eye by a fountain pen.

I wish for world pieces.
 
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Iggy said:
Granted, you get stabbed in the eye by a fountain pen.

I wish for world pieces.
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Granted the world explodes.

I wish for immortality.
 
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Iggy said:
Granted, you spend it in bed with your dad forever!

I wish for a typo.
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Granted your hands are glued to your last typed keys.

I wish for a sword.
 
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granted, its a sandwich spear

i want eternal happiness
 
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Granted, it's the name of Hannah Montana's new album.

I wish for the power of levitation.
 
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Luppikun said:
Granted, it's the name of Hannah Montana's new album.

I wish for the power of levitation.
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Granted you float away never coming down.

I wish I could fly.
 
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Aztlan said:
Granted you float away never coming down.

I wish I could fly.
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Granted, you get shot down and exterminated by a Dalek.

I wish for fire.
 
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Iggy said:
Granted, you get shot down and exterminated by a Dalek.

I wish for fire.
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Granted your screaming in agony, do to being on fire.

I wish for a maid.
 
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Heheheh.... Granted. It's a My Little Pony.

I wish for a robotic exoskeleton
 
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Granted, it attains sentience, takes control of your body and uses you to commit attrocities against mankind.

I wish those asshats hadn't fucked up my pizza.
 
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Granted. They just fucked your pizza instead.

I wish I had more Mountain Dew.
 
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Granted. Your house is now flooded with it.

I wish for thousand bucks.
 
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RaimeiNaginata said:
Granted. Your house is now flooded with it.

I wish for thousand bucks.
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Granted, but you're mauled by them

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I wish I had an adorable itty bitty companion cube.
 
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Cappy said:
Granted, but you're mauled by them

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I wish I had an adorable itty bitty companion cube.
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Granted, you are killed by trident wielded by a mentally challenged man.

I wish for snow.
 
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Granted. You're caught in possession of cocaine.

I wish for a hammock.
 
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RaimeiNaginata said:
Granted. You're caught in possession of cocaine.

I wish for a hammock.
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Granted. One barbed-wire Hammock coming right up. Enjoy.

I wish for god-like powers!
 
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Rain said:



Granted. One barbed-wire Hammock coming right up. Enjoy.

I wish for god-like powers!
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Granted. You're now Kira. You die.

I wish for a comfy pillow.
 
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