Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rain]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You're now Kira. You die.

I wish for a comfy pillow.

Granted. A large man walks over and smothers you with a very comfy pillow.

I wish Ikkitousen was real...

 

[Cappy]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you are killed by trident wielded by a mentally challenged man.

(I'm sorry, but how on earth does that relate to my wish at all?)

 

[Iggy]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

(I'm sorry, but how on earth does that relate to my wish at all?)

(Your wish is granted, and you got screwed over, but not in them way that you thought. It's what I do~.)

Granted. A large man walks over and smothers you with a very comfy pillow.

I wish Ikkitousen was real...

Granted, you get burned underwater.

I wish for a soft fluffy cloud.

 

[Guan Yu]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. It is a thundercloud with lightning. Lots and lots of lightning.

I wish for the same thing Rain wished for.

 

[Rain]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. It is a thundercloud with lightning. Lots and lots of lightning.

I wish for the same thing Rain wished for.

Granted, gladly.. But you have to be Koudai Chinkyu.

My cruelty knows no bounds, so now I wish for everyone in the world to be my slave!!

 

[Aztlan]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted they hold a slave revolt.

I wish for a million dollars.

 

[Incubus]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get your million dollars in coins. Whom rain down upon you from above.

I wish for something that takes a little more creativity to corrupt

 

[Rain]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get your million dollars in coins. Whom rain down upon you from above.

I wish for something that takes a little more creativity to corrupt

Granted... You gain a Saint... Take that however you will.

I wish for... a secret.

 

[GoldBeetle]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted... You gain a Saint... Take that however you will.

I wish for... a secret.

Granted. Your government thinks you're a terrorist and hunts you relentlessly.

I wish for a waifu.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. She's a heartless shrew who beats you with a stick.

I wish for perfect dental hygiene.

 

[Luppikun]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You now have Vampire fangs and are hunted down.

I wish for The Force.

 

[Rain]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish


You get "The Force" of a two megaton nuke going off in your stomach...

I wish for the power to get anyone to do what I desire at any moment with just a word!!!

 

[AshPrince]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but that word is "Glkmngntfcnstnts"

I wish for muscles!

 

[Twisted]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted.
Your muscles grow to a point that their weight crushes your skeleton and tears your skin open, leaving you to bleed to death as a mangled mess of blood and tears


I wish for the ability to telekinetically whack people upside the skull with a baseball bat

 

[IronAnt]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. The bat is made of styrofoam and makes a silly sound each time.

I wish to become the god of fire.

 

[AshPrince]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted; but no one worships you due to the recent invention of electricity.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Alkalannar]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Very well, but you get caught in a trawler net to be fed to a sumo wrestler.

I wish that my wish not be granted.

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

So it is done, but this causes a wish loop ripping apart the very fabric of reality and ending all existence as we perceive it.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye with lettuce and mustard.

 

[suki888]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

granted but the turkey is alive


i wist i have a power to move to another country in just a sec.

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the sudden acceleration pulls the pulmonary artery from your heart killing you.

I wish for my ulna to mend properly.