Epic Quotes

[Ace94]

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"Whether you want it to or not, morning still comes..."
-Annie Leonhardt (Attack on Titan)

 

[Iggy]

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Dib: "Horrible... nightmare... visions!"

Mrs. Bitters: "It's called life Dib."

-Invader Zim

 

[fullmetal]

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"Me watching videos showing how horrendously untalented I am symbolizes my masochistic personality that manifests itself as me making my female characters becoming involved in rape scenes frequently."

-David Cage, in response to my question: Are you a masochist?

 

[Newbie]

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"Too true to be good"

 

[Lestrade]

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"I came here to build a bridge." - Zulu, 1964

 

[Iggy]

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"I'm going to make a wine rack out of your ribcage and a spine rack out of your spine!" -Evil You (from "No Time to Explain")

 

[fullmetal]

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"Gantz is pure bullshit."
-Everyone with good taste.

 

[Zelzar]

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I do like liking things, I like liking things I like. - Gabriel Morton

 

[fullmetal]

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I do like liking things, I like liking things I like. - Gabriel Morton

Makes sense.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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"Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho." -- John "Roy Rogers" McClane, NYPD (From Die Hard)

Spoiler

 

[fullmetal]

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"Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho." -- John "Roy Rogers" McClane, NYPD (From Die Hard)

Spoiler

Die Hard 5 (A good day to die hard) is allegedly pretty bad, anyone who recommends it?

 

[Copper]

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I love the line anyway and then Cracked just cranks it up to 11.

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday." That's why Dhalsim can't breathe fire in this movie. They needed all the burn for that line.

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

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Report from Hardware, who was playing the Deadpool game: "Just gooed someone with the hammers, and he ['Pool] yelled 'Roll for melee damage!'"

My response: "What do you want, sanity? Even the wish spell has limits!"

 

[Zelzar]

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"I used to draw my own pictures of tits and jerk off to them when I was a kid."

Yahtzee Croshaw

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

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"Is it illegal to charge admission to a free-for-all?" - George Carlin, Brain Droppings.

 

[Zelzar]

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"Well look, there's a child in it. But it isn't child-porn"

Gabriel Morton

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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"Milk is for babies--when you get older you drink beer."
--Arnold Schwarzenegger, in the documentary "Pumping Iron"

 

[Tassadar]

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"Friends are like weeds that scream."

Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind episode 47.

"I would have to pay somebody to train a chimpanzee in hardcore karate and attack people on sight."

Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind episode 48

"Earth bees are more hardcore than space bees."

Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind episode 49

"Science is no help here. You can only prove the absence of ninjas, never their direct presence!"

Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind episode 54

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

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From Blazing Saddles:

Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.

 

[Copper]

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"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
"You said 'rape' twice."
"I like rape."

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Mel Brooks is never going to be able to make another movie and why we have to contend with the likes of Scary Movie 6 and remakes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

(Which, for the record, makes Copper a sad panda. I *love* Mel Brooks.)