Epic Quotes
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Re: Epic Quotes
I counter with one of my favorite quotes from Supernatural.
Castiel: It's very complex.
Dean: Mmm-hmm.
Castiel: If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong.
Dean: You're watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off! [Castiel looks down at his lap] Well, now he's got a boner.
I counter with one of my favorite quotes from Supernatural.
Castiel: It's very complex.
Dean: Mmm-hmm.
Castiel: If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong.
Dean: You're watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off! [Castiel looks down at his lap] Well, now he's got a boner.
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Gotta love the angel metabolism, though it's kind of gross when it comes to hamburgers.
Sam: Cas, we found something. It's this gold box. Apparently Nazis were after it back in the day. Someone tried to open it and their face melted off. I think its the - ready for this - the Ark of the Covenant.
Castiel: I'm here Sam. Where's the box?
Sam: I can't believe you fell for that. That was the plot of Raiders, idiot.
Gotta love the angel metabolism, though it's kind of gross when it comes to hamburgers.
Sam: Cas, we found something. It's this gold box. Apparently Nazis were after it back in the day. Someone tried to open it and their face melted off. I think its the - ready for this - the Ark of the Covenant.
Castiel: I'm here Sam. Where's the box?
Sam: I can't believe you fell for that. That was the plot of Raiders, idiot.
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Re: Epic Quotes
Need to change it up a little, as I found this moving.
The most beautiful heart of all is the one that can still love even while it bleeds, and especially after its been broken into thousands of pieces.
--From the soon to be published "Styxx," by Sherrilyn Kenyon.
Need to change it up a little, as I found this moving.
The most beautiful heart of all is the one that can still love even while it bleeds, and especially after its been broken into thousands of pieces.
--From the soon to be published "Styxx," by Sherrilyn Kenyon.
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Two days, just watched the episode and, well, I find it doubly funny because of my tastes in fiction.
Dean: (reading on the computer) There are 'Sam girls' and 'Dean girls' and... what's a slash fan?
Sam: As in Sam-slash-Dean... together.
Dean: Like together together?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: (horrified) They do know we're brothers, right?
Sam: Doesn't seem to matter.
Dean: Oh, come on, that... that's just sick!
Personally, though, I'm not a fan of Wincest (even if I can see where they'd get it). I'm leaning more toward being a Destiel fangirl myself. Have to wait and see.
Two days, just watched the episode and, well, I find it doubly funny because of my tastes in fiction.
Dean: (reading on the computer) There are 'Sam girls' and 'Dean girls' and... what's a slash fan?
Sam: As in Sam-slash-Dean... together.
Dean: Like together together?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: (horrified) They do know we're brothers, right?
Sam: Doesn't seem to matter.
Dean: Oh, come on, that... that's just sick!
Personally, though, I'm not a fan of Wincest (even if I can see where they'd get it). I'm leaning more toward being a Destiel fangirl myself. Have to wait and see.
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Re: Epic Quotes
Never go to sleep angry,
Never go to sleep mad,
Never go to sleep hungry,
Never go to sleep sad,
Marriage comes with good times and bad,
So NEVER go to sleep, 'cause, I swear to God,
That's gonna be the time when he remembers some little thing he couldn't let go,
And make you pay for it with BLOOD!
As soon as you close your eyes!
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Never go to sleep angry,
Never go to sleep mad,
Never go to sleep hungry,
Never go to sleep sad,
Marriage comes with good times and bad,
So NEVER go to sleep, 'cause, I swear to God,
That's gonna be the time when he remembers some little thing he couldn't let go,
And make you pay for it with BLOOD!
As soon as you close your eyes!
Ask a ninja
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"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself CLEAR?!" - Protagonist in Baldur's Gate
"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself CLEAR?!" - Protagonist in Baldur's Gate
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Actually caught the tail-end of an "American" movie (Reunion) and mostly enjoyed it. One line had me going, though.
After Dr. Ron has threatened to sue Oz for everything he's worth, Stifler lays him out instead.
"I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron." Then, to Oz. "I'm your dick."
Actually caught the tail-end of an "American" movie (Reunion) and mostly enjoyed it. One line had me going, though.
After Dr. Ron has threatened to sue Oz for everything he's worth, Stifler lays him out instead.
"I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron." Then, to Oz. "I'm your dick."
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"He that falls in love with himself, will have no rivals." --Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac, 1739
"He that falls in love with himself, will have no rivals." --Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac, 1739
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"Now, your best method of pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. Oh, women say they don't like it, but they do! Makes them wet as October!" --Titus Pullo, from the HBO Series Rome
"Now, your best method of pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. Oh, women say they don't like it, but they do! Makes them wet as October!" --Titus Pullo, from the HBO Series Rome
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"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
-Mae West
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
-Mae West
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Albert Einstein
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
-Unknown
What doesn't kill you, may make you disabled.
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
-fullmetal
I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Albert Einstein
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
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What doesn't kill you, may make you disabled.
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"I love the guy who's terrified at any kind of silence, like, 'He'd better say pussy soon, or aaagh!' ... I'd hate to see you at a funeral or a wedding or something. 'Skynyrd! Shit, I'm sorry. Sorry, man. It was like 20 seconds of quiet, I thought I was going to shit my pants. I got real scared. My mom told me if it was quiet for more than 15 minutes, then goblins come out of the ground and rape you. So I thought I'd -- I was trying to protect everybody by yelling. I thought I would scream and make a weird chicken noise and scare the rape goblins away ... Is everyone OK? Has no one been raped? Then I think I'm right. I think I just saved the whole room.
...You stupid douchenozzle. You truly don't fucking get it, do you? You poor motherfucker. You're gonna miss everything cool and die angry."
-Patton Oswalt, canceling out a heckler.
"I love the guy who's terrified at any kind of silence, like, 'He'd better say pussy soon, or aaagh!' ... I'd hate to see you at a funeral or a wedding or something. 'Skynyrd! Shit, I'm sorry. Sorry, man. It was like 20 seconds of quiet, I thought I was going to shit my pants. I got real scared. My mom told me if it was quiet for more than 15 minutes, then goblins come out of the ground and rape you. So I thought I'd -- I was trying to protect everybody by yelling. I thought I would scream and make a weird chicken noise and scare the rape goblins away ... Is everyone OK? Has no one been raped? Then I think I'm right. I think I just saved the whole room.
...You stupid douchenozzle. You truly don't fucking get it, do you? You poor motherfucker. You're gonna miss everything cool and die angry."
-Patton Oswalt, canceling out a heckler.