Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Okay, so you don't want to ride 4. I understand. Pickles through?

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

You know, pregnant women craving odd food combinations like pickles and icecream?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Ah okay.... What kind of ice cream then?

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Oh, I'll buy that for myself. XD I don't expect you to cover it!

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Oh sure, offer for inexpensive ice cream and no compensation for a medically complicated and costly sex change operation. That makes a lot of sense

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Oh sure, offer for inexpensive ice cream and no compensation for a medically complicated and costly sex change operation. That makes a lot of sense

What are you talking about toxic? If we do sex change the old-fashioned way, you will just have a passage but no womb! Sheesh! If you can find some random female to give up their womb for your benefit, we will cover 75% of the cost...

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Pff, if mana contaminated water can turn a woman futa, than I'm sure it can give Toxic girly-parts! It'd be even cheaper AND he'd be able to retain his manly physique~!

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Pff, if mana contaminated water can turn a woman futa, than I'm sure it can give Toxic girly-parts! It'd be even cheaper AND he'd be able to retain his manly physique~!

Okay. Your lietenant ranch hand Wallpaper. Toxic you obey her and do as she wishes and start drinking the mana infested water.

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

So, Toxic, you'll need a tour around your newly-acquired lady-parts -- I can be your guide if you'd like! Or we could visit the petting zoo and the tentacles there could teach you a thing or two instead!

(So does that mean he gets eggs up the behind AND the womb now? XD Talk about efficient!)

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

No no. Only one part Wallpaper. Eggs in the butt and the womb would ahem. Stretch the stomach area to where it will rip and cost much money to repair the skin or hiring a mage to cast magic to do so.

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

So these eggs, they only require us to employ

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as we're not, you know, the same species? Or are we talking about some kind of

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creature that hatches just prior to being birthed from the womb? Because if your tentacles require

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I gotta say, I only make one egg a month so that's not going to give you a lot of little monsters. :x I mean, you can have the one per month, I'm not using it for anything, but I'd imagine the get would be freakish half-human-half-tentacle monstrosity and that'd be a little weird~

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

So these eggs, they only require us to employ

You must be registered to see the links

as we're not, you know, the same species? Or are we talking about some kind of

You must be registered to see the links

creature that hatches just prior to being birthed from the womb? Because if your tentacles require

You must be registered to see the links

I gotta say, I only make one egg a month so that's not going to give you a lot of little monsters. :x I mean, you can have the one per month, I'm not using it for anything, but I'd imagine the get would be freakish half-human-half-tentacle monstrosity and that'd be a little weird~

More then likely an assortment of those three. Also, don't worry about the one egg a month, the tentacles have a tendency to aphrodaisics that increase fertility, libido, and damage the mind. Don't worry about the damage done to your mind, we got specialists to give you medicine to eradicate that part. Through be warned, you will probably give birth to around 26 tentacles at each birth, due to the number of eggs and or the eggs you release from their aphrodaisics. Gack my grammars.

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

O_O! I don't think aphrodisiacs work like that! I'll have to go save some eggs ahead of time for myself in case I want to rear normal children one day then. XD Better safe than sorry!

Man, what've I gotten myself in to? XDD

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Also, you might want to expect a massive increase in bust size Wallpaper. 26 tentacles, once birthed, usually go for the mother's breasts. Expect a bust size increase all the way up to F cup. Unless you wish to not feed the tentacle children that will spawn forth from you. If that is the case please tell us before hand.

Also @Toxic, the same warning is said to you as well.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Please no, I like mah milk dudlettes

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

XD You'll have to find someone else! My breasts belong to my girlfriend and she says she likes itty bitty titties. Perhaps we can look into setting up a suckling machine?

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

It ez too late to pool oot vallpaper. You haz already zigned ze form, yez?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

I must say that my lawyer isn't doing much to help me iron out the details. XD But, well, lessee here. Everything LOOKS acceptable... though I'll need clarification on the 'how many do you not want to ride a day' clause.

Name: Wallpaper
Gender: Feeeeemale
How many do you not want to ride a day: I need more clarification by what this means. XD
Hip Size: I haven't measured in a while... enough to fill size 8/10 pantzors?
Bust Size: A
Healthiness: Everything checks out!
Favorite Tentacle: Start me off on the gentler ones. @.@ That rouge rogue was a bit too much of a menace for me to want to go wild!
Anal: Let's say no for now. XD

X____Wallpaper________ Please sign here.

Terms 1.0
I pledge not to sue the tentacle farm/ranch/breeding pit on the account of if I do, then I must give birth to an endless cycle of babies.

It is correct. She has already signed the contract.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Evidence has recently come to my attention that Toxic already has lady parts. I present this picture as proof:

 

[Caulder]

Re: Fine print on Tentacle Farm/Ranch/Breeding Pit.

Evidence has recently come to my attention that Toxic already has lady parts. I present this picture as proof:

4chan quotes are in-admissible as evidence, fool!

*Straightens tie and sits back down in jury chair*