Re: Mushroom Kingdom Princess
I personally presume that the plot of the bonus content goes something like this:
NPC: "Oh no, new queen, there's a dragon terrorising one of your towns!"
Maid: "Alright, I'm on it."
Dragon: RAWR I'M A DRAGON
(victory)
Dragon: "Oh hey would you look at that you beat me into calmness."
Maid: "And now you die!"
Dragon: "Fraid not, I'm invincible."
Maid: "F&^*! Well then how can I get you to stop terrorising people?"
Dragon: "Uhh... that's just a lack-of-sex induced rage I get sometimes. Fuck me baby, I'm a human eating monster!"
Maid: "Weeellll.... I guess I don't have a choice. But we do this my way."
(titfuck)
Maid: "Now will you stop attacking people?"
Dragon: "LOL NUP
" (leaves)
Maid: "FFFFUUUUUU"
(second confrontation: )
Dragon: "RAWR I'M IN A LACK OF SEX FULED RAGE AGAIN"
Maid: "Oh for fuck sake-"
(victory)
Dragon: "OK, rage over."
Maid: "Die, foul creature! You don't belong in this world!"
Dragon: "Again, unkillable."
Maid: (Several minutes of swaring)
Dragon: "Your pussy for your kingdom's safety."
Maid: "We had that deal before. How do I know you'll keep your end of the bargain?"
Dragon: "You don't."
Maid: "Weeeeelll...... ok"
(Secks)
Dragon: "Thanks babe, was great. Now you just come back every few days and I won't have anything to fly into a rage over."
Maid: "So much for the glories of being the queen..."
(Later encounters)
Maid: "Let me guess, you want to have sex."
Dragon: "YES"
(sex again)
